[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Demoman's eye was lost when it was possessed by the Bombinomicon and he was saved by a wizard, who then set the eye against the teams because Soldier wanted him to do the washing up.

As for the whole homosexual part, NO. Friendships are frowned upon by the Administrator, who set the RED Demoman against the BLU Soldier to discourage the friendship (Soldier Won)

The fanart is just that. Fan made. Besides being set in an alternate universe where Abraham Lincoln invented the stairs and had a penchant for flamethrowers, it's a game.

It's a first person shooter, you pick one of the nine classes, each with a tactical advantage/disadvantage to their name. Medic can heal people up with his own magic gun, but when in the line of fire, he doesn't last long, probably why Heavy orders him to stand behind the walking meatshield that is his own body.

As someone that enjoys both the game itself and the art, I can quite happily inform you that there's (sadly) no gay in the game, but the artwork has certainly helped improve my study of human anatomy and how to draw weaponry. For more information, try actually playing the game, or enjoy this video.

Is there ANY game out there that is not preoccupied with magical penises?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bloodbabe2003]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Is there ANY game out there that is not preoccupied with magical penises?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Who said anything about it being penis shaped? It's a modified fire hose. Get your mind out of the gutter, jeez.

[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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I honestly cannot believe the "discussion" that is going on here. At first, I thought this thread was some sort of joke, but after just reading through the first few pages, all I have seen is a group of ultra-judgmental "Christians" that try to find fault with a computer game. The only things wrong with this game from a Christian perspective are mild language and some blood and gore. There are no "hidden" or "subliminal" messages in the game, and this thread has just gotten out of hand.

Now, after all of this, I will agree with the title, as the game is rated M for mature, so if your kid(s) is/are under the age of 17, you should only let them play at your discrimination.

[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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Is there ANY game out there that is not preoccupied with magical penises?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Forgive him, there is no "magic" involved. If you watch the videos on youtube about the Medic's back-story, you will find that the Medic's "gun" works through a careful concoction of various medical pills and serums, mixed in with a sample of the patient's blood, which heals the patient in seconds. Oh, and it definately does NOT look anything like a male's method of urination and reproduction.

[Bob4God]

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Oh, and it definately does NOT look anything like a male's method of urination and reproduction.

How would you know?

You've incriminated yourself as being either a wanton harlot or a depraved homosexual.

[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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How would you know?

You've incriminated yourself as being either a wanton harlot or a depraved homosexual.

Excuse me? Just because I want to avoid using the word, "penis" in reference to a device that looks nothing like one, I'm a homosexual/harlot? I think you're being a bit judgmental on someone you don't know. Besides, have you done your research on the game, or are you jumping to conclusions yourself? Have you read up on the game? Have you played it? Have you experienced any of these phenomena first-hand, or are you just rambling your own opinion and daring others to call you out on it? Get your facts straight, then come back to me.

[Bob4God]

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Excuse me? Just because I want to avoid using the word, "penis" in reference to a device that looks nothing like one, I'm a homosexual/harlot? I think you're being a bit judgmental on someone you don't know. Besides, have you done your research on the game, or are you jumping to conclusions yourself? Have you read up on the game? Have you played it? Have you experienced any of these phenomena first-hand, or are you just rambling your own opinion and daring others to call you out on it? Get your facts straight, then come back to me.

All I wondered was how you would know what male urination/ejaculation would look like if you weren't a whore or a queer.

You blew it way out of proportion in your response, with a wall of angry text accusing me of being judgmental and uninformed.

Multiple pictures of the "gun" have been posted in this thread, and you can't deny that something long and round looks like a certain part of the male anatomy which children ought not to be thinking about.

Thanks to video games, we have people like you coming into our forums, uninvited, to talk about ejaculations and urination.

Good job, video games.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Who said anything about it being penis shaped? It's a modified fire hose. Get your mind out of the gutter, jeez.

I don't appreciate comming to God's friendliest web site to see pictures of love aids for perverts.

YIC
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[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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All I wondered was how you would know what male urination/ejaculation would look like if you weren't a whore or a queer.

You blew it way out of proportion in your response, with a wall of angry text accusing me of being judgmental and uninformed.

Multiple pictures of the "gun" have been posted in this thread, and you can't deny that something long and round looks like a certain part of the male anatomy which children ought not to be thinking about.

Thanks to video games, we have people like you coming into our forums, uninvited, to talk about ejaculations and urination.

Good job, video games.

Hmm, you've given me some thought. I'll apologize for blowing up on you, I just don't take to kindly to people calling me a harlot/homosexual. I will not let you tell me; however, that video games have prompted me into turning this thread into a sex-ed class. I was just using a scientific way to describe it.

[Bob4God]

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I will not let you tell me; however, that video games have prompted me into turning this thread into a sex-ed class. I was just using a scientific way to describe it.

It isn't your choice of words that was upsetting to me.

It's the implication that you know what an ejaculation or a urination looks like!

Don't you get it?

It's like you're saying "I know that the gun in this game doesn't look like an ejaculation, because men ejaculate on my face thirteen times a day."

THAT is what is upsetting to me.

And you wonder why we oppose the video games and their effect on our youth these days.

[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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It isn't your choice of words that was upsetting to me.

It's the implication that you know what an ejaculation or a urination looks like!

Don't you get it?

It's like you're saying "I know that the gun in this game doesn't look like an ejaculation, because men ejaculate on my face thirteen times a day."

THAT is what is upsetting to me.

And you wonder why we oppose the video games and their effect on our youth these days.

So, it's my choice of words that upset you? Consider for a moment that I am a male who uses the bathroom at least once a day. That covers the urination. Also, you don't know where I've come out of, what my life used to be, and what things I have learned through growing up and sliding back for a while. I only assumed you knew these things.

And your, "It's like you're saying "I know that the gun in this game doesn't look like an ejaculation, because men ejaculate on my face thirteen times a day."
example is blown way out of proportion. Besides, an ejaculation is an action, a gun can't look like an ejaculation.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Besides, an ejaculation is an action, a gun can't look like an ejaculation.

What the hell is a water pistol then, genius?

Jesus in in my heart!
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[ZeMedicIsCharged]

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What the hell is a water pistol then, genius?

Jesus in in my heart!
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You can't be serious.

If you want it to look like that, you can think that shooting a water pistol simulates an ejaculation, simulating the action. An ejaculation in itself isn't in the shape of a gun.

[Bob4God]

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Consider for a moment that I am a male who uses the bathroom at least once a day. That covers the urination.

So you LOOK at yourself in the bathroom?

That is disgusting!

Also, you don't know where I've come out of, what my life used to be, and what things I have learned through growing up and sliding back for a while. I only assumed you knew these things.

I did assume those things, and you got mad at me.

It's okay to admit you've been a masturbation-addicted queer.

We can help you. We WANT to help you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

You can't be serious.

If you want it to look like that, you can think that shooting a water pistol simulates an ejaculation, simulating the action. An ejaculation in itself isn't in the shape of a gun.

Of course it's inside the gun

Both water and manseed are inside! Do I have to paint you a book?

YIC
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