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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Pootis man View Post
    Jesus doesn't need money.
    Read your Bible.

    Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

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  • Pooter kid
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

    Why would you give money to the poor when you could be giving it to Jesus?
    Jesus doesn't need money.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Pootis man View Post
    Jesus doesn't need money

    You are a man who knows all, but understands nothing. Jesus needs no monies, but His people here on Earth, doing His bidding, need the funds to do His work. The perfect example of this need for money can be found in this congregation's quest to provide a new aircraft for our Godly Pastor. Why should Reverend Brother Benny Hinn be provided with a fine airplane while our own Pastor has to fly with unsaved trash? Clearly, funds are required for Pastor Zeke to do God's work.

    Some would say that an aircraft of the necessary magnitude is overkill, but I would remind them that while it is costly to do God's work and we here do much of it, our Pastors are nearly impoverished and take only those funds required for their upkeep. I doubt that Pastor Zeke allows himself to be paid any more than the lowliest of his servants. If not for his expense account, he would likely have to get loans from the Jews to service the Escalade.

    Look not then into another man's pockets, Pootist. Ask yourself if you have given enough. I will bet the honest answer would be no. You are a skinflint and you will likely wind up in Hell.

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  • SoldierofChrist
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Pootis man View Post
    Jesus doesn't need money
    You are quite correct. Jesus doesn't NEED your money. However He does command us to give it. In Mark 12:17 Jesus speaks to his followers saying "And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him."

    In 2 Corinthians 9:7 the Word tells us :Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver"

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  • Pooter kid
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    Jesus doesn't need money

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  • SoldierofChrist
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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Personally I think pong and Tetris were okay in small doses, but anything later than that just makes me worried.
    Tetris is nothing but a shameful anal sex simulator

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Pootis man View Post
    Give money to the poor.

    Why would you give money to the poor when you could be giving it to Jesus?

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  • Pooter kid
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    I believe that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is okay to play, because yes there are dragons (well they're wyverns actually but that's not important) but your job in the game is to kill all dragons, I am not joking, it is like that. Also: there are monsters called Dremora. They are humanoids but they have horns, have black and red skin and have demonic voices. Do you know what you can do with them? Kill them.
    Here are some other good stuff you can do.

    Give money to the poor.
    Settle a feud between two families.
    Destroy an assassin cult.
    Kill witches.
    Kill bandits who rob innocent people.
    And much more.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Michael Russ, godmocker View Post
    Nice, Shouldn't have put my real name in the form.
    Gays are not all bad by the way.
    GAY RIGHTS!
    IS GOOD!
    [gay porno images deleted]
    Gays ARE all bad, by the way. They make Jesus angry, and then He unleashes His Divine Wrath on the entire nation (notice the increase of bad weather, crime, Miley Cyrus videos?). We will all suffer in one way or another until we return to the LORD's good graces. The only way to do that is to fear Him and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and pray and capitulate to His Divine Will.

    If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways;
    then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
    2 Chronicles 7:14

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  • Michael Russ, godmocker
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    Nice, Shouldn't have put my real name in the form.
    Gays are not all bad by the way.
    GAY RIGHTS!
    IS GOOD!
    [gay porno images deleted]

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Michael Russ, godmocker View Post
    Really? Does it say it in the dictionary?
    No.
    You said "by definition".
    Many Muslims believe in PEACE!
    Hurr
    The mudslime idea of "peace" is to cut the heads off of every Christian on earth.

    Not to mention nancyboys like you.

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  • Michael Russ, godmocker
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    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Really? Does it say it in the dictionary?
    No.
    You said "by definition".
    Many Muslims believe in PEACE!
    Hurr

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Heimskr View Post
    Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
    We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
    But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
    PRAISE TALOS.
    Y'ALL MOTHERpiffleERS NEED TALOS.
    "But you were once man".
    Jesus was a man.
    Jesus sounds like Talos.
    You are blinded, jesus is a wrong version of Talos!
    Praise Talos!
    For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

    Deuteronomy 13:6-10
    If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

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  • Michael Russ, godmocker
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    Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
    We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
    But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
    PRAISE TALOS.
    Y'ALL MOTHERpiffleERS NEED TALOS.
    "But you were once man".
    Jesus was a man.
    Jesus sounds like Talos.
    You are blinded, jesus is a wrong version of Talos!
    Praise Talos!
    For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Heimskr View Post
    Breivik was a Christian terrorist, piffletard.
    Stop Insulting Islam, okay?
    Making them seem worse than you because, yeah, there are more Muslim terrorists than there are Christians.
    But not all Muslims are terrorists.
    All Muslims by definition support a terrorist religion.

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