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  • Bill R. Briscoe
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Experience View Post
    I am a good man, I read the bible everyday ...
    Originally posted by Experience View Post
    You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.
    And on which day did you read that we should pray to God for the dead? Do you have any scripture to back up your arrogance?

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  • Experience
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Two things:

    1. Please point out to me where Mr. Hatchet said he was a gambling man.

    2. If you can find one instance where a True Christian™ has either misquoted the Bible or used it out of context or interpreted it in any way, I will gladly donate $1,000 in your name to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

    You have 12 hours.

    Tick tock!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    If you scroll up back to my comment, you can see that I said "even if you didn't say it in literal terms" or something along the lines of that.

    I didn't say that your QUOTES were wrong, but the fact that what you guys have against EVERYTHING and the reasons why are not what Jesus and God intended.

    I love and respect you all, but I know that a True Christian shouldn't be praising the lord for someones death, for example Whitney Houston.
    If any one dies, you shouldn't praise the lord no matter how they died and their lifestyle. You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.

    I am a good man, I read the bible everyday so sometimes I understand what you people say and what you have against it.
    But Looney Tunes is just for laughs for our kids, yes the kissing each other gets a little out of hand and my kids giggle a lot, but I tell them that's how KIDS react. They won't take it seriously and say "Is it okay to do that"
    What I said to Mr. Hatchet was wrong, I was a little angry and I apologize.
    I'm not trying to change your hating ways, but please listen to me I only come in the name of Christ.

    I don't how my good friend here thought I hate Jesus, but I don't and I hope you take that back because accusing of someone hating Jesus is just heartbreaking.

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  • Adam Fag
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Experience View Post
    But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible
    When did you read their book? I look to them for truth, what their book means - its words are NOT AT ALL what you say. Where do you think we came from? Where do your words come from? Not from their book, that's for sure. So why ask mad? bad? and sick? OK they say I'm nuts. So what? I still ask "what does your book mean?" I don't tell them! Get a life.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Experience View Post
    I'm going to speak from a logical point of view because I come to this forums for a good laugh.

    All of what you say is assumptions, gambling? Jesus prohibits gambling of any sorts even if you didn't say it in literal terms.
    I'm a true christian, but i don't come across bashing other peoples life dedicated work.
    I have respect for you Old Man Hac-- whatever your name is.
    But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible, so Jesus help you in your prayers because this forums and anyone who enjoys using it like you will burn in the deepest darkest pits of hell!
    Two things:

    1. Please point out to me where Mr. Hatchet said he was a gambling man.

    2. If you can find one instance where a True Christian(tm) has either misquoted the Bible or used it out of context or interpreted it in any way, I will gladly donate $1,000 in your name to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

    You have 12 hours.

    Tick tock!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Experience
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    You took my quote out of context.



    Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

    If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.
    I'm going to speak from a logical point of view because I come to this forums for a good laugh.

    All of what you say is assumptions, gambling? Jesus prohibits gambling of any sorts even if you didn't say it in literal terms.
    I'm a true christian, but i don't come across bashing other peoples life dedicated work.
    I have respect for you Old Man Hac-- whatever your name is.
    But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible, so Jesus help you in your prayers because this forums and anyone who enjoys using it like you will burn in the deepest darkest pits of hell!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Zealot View Post
    Indeed, that's why i keep my children in the basement. Better for them to meditate on the word than be exposed to this pornography!
    You keep your children in the basement! What kind of a monster are you?

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  • Zealot
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    You took my quote out of context.



    Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

    If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.
    Indeed, that's why i keep my children in the basement. Better for them to meditate on the word than be exposed to this pornography!

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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Experience View Post
    Dude, you call yourself a true christian when you get aroused from watching a kids show?
    You're a disgusting filthy person.
    You took my quote out of context.

    One of the characters is a skunk named Pepé Le Pew who relentlessly tries to copulate with a cat. It gets very erotic and downright titillating as he strokes her and rubs against her. She plays hard to get, but in her eyes you can see that she can't wait to receive his peckér le pew. While conducting research, I became very aroused by this steamy action. Given how Godly and virtuous I am, imagine how this cartoon must affect others. At no point is there a warning about hot, interspecies fornication. I will say that I applaud the accurate portrayal of the French--they are indeed oversexed animals. And a skunk is quite appropriate given their notoriety for poor hygiene.

    Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

    If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.

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  • Adam Fag
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by GayBilly View Post
    Next, how does Speedy Gonzales encourage children to take drugs?
    Watch this as a child

    first line of song means "The Roach"

    Grow up like this



    Are you mad?

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  • Experience
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post

    I became very aroused by this steamy action.

    Dude, you call yourself a true christian when you get aroused from watching a kids show?
    You're a disgusting filthy person.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    I read somewhere that around 20% of atheist women are thinking about horses when they are whoring themselves. It's probably about right.

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Franch horse rape fixation never cease to amaze me.

    I has to stop reading as soon as I was sick in my mouth: which was immediately

    Jesus is the One.
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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    I believe that this French Celery lady may be an atheist with a common sexual fixation with ponies. When you turn your back on Jesus anything goes.

    Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

    Sickening

    YIC

    Jack

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by FrenchCelery View Post
    Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
    Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
    I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).
    Son, are you on the drugs? Because nothing you just said makes sense and you seem to be hallucinating.

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  • FrenchCelery
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    Re: Looney Tunes: Pornographic, Drug-Pushing, Gay Filth

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Like a broken clock, even you are sometimes right.

    God requires neither reason, nor logic. He doesn't require you to think, eat or drink. All He requires is blind obedience!
    Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
    Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
    I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).

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