[pastafarian91]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hello i am here to save all of you from a life of damnation. I would like to take a moment and first say Diablo is well it's just the bees knees. Second i would like to take a moment and talk to you all about pastafarianism where we praise our God the all might Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Convert now and be saved from the damnation of a pasta-less world where "intelligent" design runs rampant. Come to a world where critical thinking is a real skill and we don't talk about anal raping or anal sex like its our hobby

Love all whether they are down with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jeebus, or any god or lack thereof
thank you for your time internet

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

This thread is the greatest flame war I've ever seen, I had to participate!

Lucky us.

So "Reverend" Rodimer the "Honorary" True Christian, your "x-box achievements" just make you look like a giant racist, hypocritical, douche.

"True Christian Caucasion"
Are you implying that only whites can be true Christians?

Nope. The "awards" are assigned by the church. Ask Pastor Ezekiel.

I'm True Christian™, and I'm Caucasian. So it's pretty straightforward.

"Ex-Masturbator" x 2
Is that one symbol for each hand?

No. I have never masturbated. But Landover folks decided giving me no badge would imply I was a current masturbator, so they decided two was better.

"Flat Earth"
You're piffleing joking right? You've seen pictures right? How about you hop on a boat sometime. You're not one of those crazies that thinks we walked with Dinosaurs are you?

I've asked repeatedly for that to be removed, as my congregation and Landover disagree on the shape of the Earth. However, please explain how getting into a boat will demonstrate the shape of the Earth, or what the age of the Earth has to do with its shape.

"Tell her Once" -A shaking fist.
So you tell her with your fist? Quite the man aren't you?

It's important to express oneself firmly with the strength and conviction of the Lord. It says nothing about punching women.

"Porn Resistant" - a box of tissues for your semen.
That doesn't say porn PROOF. Resistant means you still do it. See "ex-masturbator." Liar.

Again, I didn't come up with them. I'm a never-masturbator. I'm sure the concern was that not putting it up would suggest I was porn-susceptible.

"Guns, Guts, and Glory" handgun symbol conveniently pointed right at the "Proud Niglet Sponsor" black child head.
Do I even need to say anything about this? Seriously?

I never noticed that. I didn't set up the arrangement, sorry if it offends you that I have guns and that I sponsor little black children in Africa.

I guess you atheists all hate charity. Or Negroes. Which is it?

"Truck Stop ministry" - chrome naked woman.
Nice! Do you pick up your whores like Mary there?

Mary Etheldreda is a married woman. The chrome woman is a mock-up of a truck mudflap, nimrod.

"Kirk Cameron Fan Club" - a peeled Bannana.
That shits just hilarious.

What's hilarious about a banana?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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"Truck Stop ministry" - chrome naked woman.
Nice! Do you pick up your whores like Mary there?

Cute.

I don't go to truck stops myself, too busy tending to hearth and home, thank you. You seem to miss the point of this thread - it's not to mock innocent people, but to warn them of their impending one-way trip to the depths of Hell.

[Nobar King]

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This thread is the greatest flame war I've ever seen, I had to participate!

Glad you had so much fun. I hope you enjoy the REAL greatest flame war you have ever seen because you are headed in that general direction. *(I'm referring to Hell, boy!)

[Heathen and Unsaved]

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This thread is the greatest flame war I've ever seen, I had to participate!

So "Reverend" Rodimer the "Honorary" True Christian, your "x-box achievements" just make you look like a giant racist, hypocritical, douche.

"True Christian Caucasion"
Are you implying that only whites can be true Christians?

"Ex-Masturbator" x 2
Is that one symbol for each hand?

"Flat Earth"
You're fucking joking right? You've seen pictures right? How about you hop on a boat sometime. You're not one of those crazies that thinks we walked with Dinosaurs are you?

"Tell her Once" -A shaking fist.
So you tell her with your fist? Quite the man aren't you?

"Porn Resistant" - a box of tissues for your semen.
That doesn't say porn PROOF. Resistant means you still do it. See "ex-masturbator." Liar.

"Guns, Guts, and Glory" handgun symbol conveniently pointed right at the "Proud Niglet Sponsor" black child head.
Do I even need to say anything about this? Seriously?

"Truck Stop ministry" - chrome naked woman.
Nice! Do you pick up your whores like Mary there?

"Kirk Cameron Fan Club" - a peeled Bannana.
That shits just hilarious.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

GOD MADE SCIENCE AND DIABLO 3!!!! BOW TO HIS GENIUS AND MAJESTY!!

[Memnoch, the troll]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

GOD MADE SCIENCE AND DIABLO 3!!!! BOW TO HIS GENIUS AND MAJESTY!!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Rather than being stupid, why not spend just a tiny amount of time using your brain and drink a big glass of shut the hell up woman and go back to the kitchen? Leave gaming to REAL man!

Friend, you are sorely misguided and il-in-formed, in more ways that one.

1 Corinthians
13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

A Real Man would not continue to play with childware fiddlsticks, and we certainly do not play with joysticks either. Hmmmmm....I just realized that we are dealing with a sex-addicted, masterbating, homosexual here.


Friend, Jesus can and will set you free from the bondage of sex-addiction, masterbation rituals, and your spandex desires for men.

John
8:36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free
indeed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Leave gaming to REAL man!

[TheSkyWanktard]

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Sigh, the Evil One has duped so many foolish children.

Son, it's because of people like us that at least a few WON'T go to Hell. Rather than try and convert us to admire your homoerotic gaming fantasies, why not spend just a tiny amount of time hearing the Word?

So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Romans 10:17

Faith is the only hope you have of avoiding eternal damnation.

EDIT: No, misogyny is not acceptable in the forum. - Bobby-Joe

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Its because of people like you that the world is going to hell..

Sigh, the Evil One has duped so many foolish children.

Son, it's because of people like us that at least a few WON'T go to Hell. Rather than try and convert us to admire your homoerotic gaming fantasies, why not spend just a tiny amount of time hearing the Word?

So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Romans 10:17

Faith is the only hope you have of avoiding eternal damnation.

[TheSkyWanktard]

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How can you people be so stupid.. you dont even do a proper research before you post a topic. But this one is from a woman.. so gues its okay.. only few girls are cool enough to be called gamers.

So first of all the main goal of Diablo is to destroy Evil and KILL DIABLO..
You battle Hell with the help of angels from Heaven..
2nd - the screenshot is not even from diablo.
3rd - its a nude patch that coud apply to every game.
4th - Oblivion is not a Blizzard Game
5th - Diablo 3 Came out in May 2012

Its because of people like you that the world is going to hell..
You are blind and stupid.. you dont understand God.. you dont understand anything. You are all just sick fanatics that use the bible as excuse to cover your sick way of living.

Trust me on this one. You are all going to burn in hell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

How do you do introductions in this website?

You simply make an Introduction for yourself. Go there and start a thread.

[jasonyoo]

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How do you do introductions in this website?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Lordy, lordy, these chinamen sure do have some mood swings.