[Bobby-Joe]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hey, piffletard. It is ALSO a quote from Assassins creed. True I didn't know the Alanut thingamajig, but I'm not correcting you, am I? No.

Now who's the idiot?

You, since you are the drooling imbecile that is so utterly incurious that he doesn't know anything that he didn't see on a computer game. Hashshashin aka the Assassins are a real group that are still around in Syria.

Honestly, how do you function in life if you are this ignorant?

How?

[James Hutchins]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hey, piffletard. It is ALSO a quote from Assassins creed. True I didn't know the Alanut thingamajig, but I'm not correcting you, am I? No.

Now who's the idiot?

You were before and you are even more of one now. Get right with Jesus, loser.

[Didymus Much]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hey, piffletard. It is ALSO a quote from Assassins creed. True I didn't know the Alanut [sic] thingamajig, but I'm not correcting you, am I? No.

Now who's the idiot?

You're the one who came here as an Assassin's Creed expert, complaining about people not doing research about things they don't know about...

[Johnathan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

But do you know that as a fact? No. You believe that they are worshipping false gods.

So what, just because you believe that it is means it's real?

It's because God tells us so in the Bible. I could be showing you one of my Ford 2012 pickups and you still wouldn't believe it's there.

You wouldn't want us 'fundies' appearing more rational than you atheists now would you?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

But do you know that as a fact? No. You believe that they are worshipping false gods.

So what, just because you believe that it is means it's real?

Our God told us all other gods are false and that's good enough for me.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Quoted for truth irony.



Actually, it's from Alamut, a novel by Vladimir Bartol, published in 1938, used as a source for much of the game's content, which you would know IF YOU USED THE INTERNET TO RESEARCH ON SUBJECTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. Idiot.

Hey, piffletard. It is ALSO a quote from Assassins creed. True I didn't know the Alanut thingamajig, but I'm not correcting you, am I? No.

Now who's the idiot?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

So what, just because you believe that it is means it's real?

No friend, it's real because it exposes reality.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

But do you know that as a fact? No. You believe that they are worshipping false gods.

So what, just because you believe that it is means it's real?

[Nobar King]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

DId you know that Jedi is a religion?

Jedi is not a religion, it is a cult. There is only one True Religion and that is Christianity. All other religions worship false gods.

[Didymus Much]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

...And here comes the killer: How many people go on the Internet to research on sunjects they don't know about? ...

Quoted for truth irony.

...See, quote from Assassins' Creed:"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."...

Actually, it's from Alamut, a novel by Vladimir Bartol, published in 1938, used as a source for much of the game's content, which you would know IF YOU USED THE INTERNET TO RESEARCH ON SUBJECTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. Idiot.

[Bob4God]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Do you see what I'm saying?

Yes, and while it's a clever attempt to twist and misrepresent my argument, you have failed miserably.

I never said Landover could punish you. That won't happen until we get the United States Constitution replaced with the Holy Bible, and churches everywhere become hubs of government power.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

I meant that you don't know how to research. You literally have the world at your fingertips.

A little tip: You want to know about something? Go to [smut link removed].

Of course we know how to research you 'tard, how do you think we figured out Obama threatened Roberts' children to force him to rule in favor of Obummer Care?

What we don't have time to do is research some stupid video game that has become sole activity for a bunch of basement dwelling momma's boys. It maybe be debatable what exactly God means for us humans to do on His creation, but it is certain God didn't mean humans to live like mushrooms like you gamer tards do.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

How do you think we access this forum?

I meant that you don't know how to research. You literally have the world at your fingertips.

A little tip: You want to know about something? Go to [smut link removed].

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

I forgot that none of you know how to use the Internet.

How do you think we access this forum?

"I'm surrounded by idiots!"

You must be happy to be surrounded by your own kind. We get many trolls and godmockers like you on this forum.

Oh, right. No enjoyable childhood! Sorry about that!

Childhood was not meant to be enjoyed: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes" (Prov 13:24).

Ah, well. Maybe I should watch some Lord of the Rings? Or maybe Star Wars? Blah blah blah!

I see your fingers enjoy the feel of running over your keyboard.

Has anyone watched any movies lately? Too bad, you're going to hell. So you can go to hell for watching something you have no control over?
You accidentally see a stripper and you're going to hell.

We're not talking about accidentally viewing or doing something. We're talking about hardened sinners who deliberately play Diablo 3. How can you accidentally play a computer game?

START MAKING SENSE, PEOPLE.

We make perfect sense. Perhaps you're just too dense to understand.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

You should be. Jesus is coming in wrath to judge those who play diablo 3! You'd better get right with Him first.



That may be the case in the wide world, but at Landover Baptist you're considered a freak because you can't resist sinful pleasures. Everyone here has mastery over the flesh.



That's what we're here for, to educate you ignorant heathens.

Now I know how Scar feels.

If you didn't know who Scar is, go look it up- Oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot that none of you know how to use the Internet.

"I'm surrounded by idiots!"

Goodness me, I forgot that you'd condemn something like Lion King as well. How about Disney? Tarzan? Mulan? Oh, right. No enjoyable childhood! Sorry about that!

Ah, well. Maybe I should watch some Lord of the Rings? Or maybe Star Wars?

Oh, no. Star wars has its own religion. DId you know that Jedi is a religion?

Makes no sense? Look at yourself. Christianity was the first religion you encountered. What if Jedi was the first religion you encountered? Would you train to be a Jedi? I know I would.

You know, seeing all this makes me question myself, how many people know of the Internet: Less than half the world.
How many people use the internet? I think a quarter of the world
And here comes the killer: How many people go on the Internet to research on sunjects they don't know about? That, my friends, is an endangered species.

That sis the difference between religion and science. In science they actually research extensively and use multiple sources. In religion, you only have one source. And that source may be bias. Are there any historians here? No? Didn't think so.

See, quote from Assassins' Creed:"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."

Has anyone watched any movies lately? Too bad, you're going to hell. So you can go to hell for watching something you have no control over?
You accidentally see a stripper and you're going to hell.

START MAKING SENSE, PEOPLE.