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  • #16
    Re: Toilet Paper commercials: deviant and disturbing

    Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
    Did that just happen to you?
    I hope no rectal demons snuck in! You should sue the toilet paper company.
    Brother, I am proud to say that I have never wiped the vestibule of my nether region.

    If one masters the Godly art of projectile defecation, one needn't fret over one's rectal hygiene.

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    • #17
      Re: Toilet Paper commercials: deviant and disturbing

      Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
      Brother, I am proud to say that I have never wiped the vestibule of my nether region.

      If one masters the Godly art of projectile defecation, one needn't fret over one's rectal hygiene.
      I shall start training tonight. Fortunately, theres eggplant for dinner...
      Mark 13:22
      “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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      • #18
        Re: Toilet Paper commercials: deviant and disturbing

        Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
        I shall start training tonight. Fortunately, theres eggplant for dinner...
        It won't work unless your loins are girded up and your bowels are aquiver for The Lord...remember Matthew 17:20...
        Most assuredly I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there, ’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.

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