survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

[eliot mayfield]

I heard a rumor from a fansite that Survivor 23 would be Christians V Muslims.
I know that it's not a True Christian(tm) show, but I still watch it. I liked Matt (the sinner and the stupid!) saving Mike's soul. It was heart warming.
I also heard a rumor that they had planned to have three tribes, but then felt the Hindus just would sit around and not do anything. They thought about Wiccans too, but due to the amount of sunshine, decided they wouldn't fare well.
So, have you heard anything about this? I think the Christians will win, of course! But, if a gasoline station is the sponsor, would that tilt the table?
But then they might use false Christians! Dwarfs and tattooed freaks. Will they get rid of the idol? The would have to because it's a sin to worship false idols and the Muslims would win easily!
What will they say, just immunity necklace? It could be interesting on season 23!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Brother, I don't hold out a lot of hope. Hollywood NEVER shows real Christians. Hollywood "Christians" are either Catholics, or some loon who runs around killing people while spouting pseudo-Biblical nonsense.

Catholics would have no problem praying to some "immunity idol".

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[eliot mayfield]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Brother, I don't hold out a lot of hope. Hollywood NEVER shows real Christians. Hollywood "Christians" are either Catholics, or some loon who runs around killing people while spouting pseudo-Biblical nonsense.

Catholics would have no problem praying to some "immunity idol".

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Very true.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Brother, I don't hold out a lot of hope. Hollywood NEVER shows real Christians. Hollywood "Christians" are either Catholics, or some loon who runs around killing people while spouting pseudo-Biblical nonsense.

Catholics would have no problem praying to some "immunity idol".

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I totally agree Pastor. Hollywood will put someone who is "mostly Christian" up on the big screen and portray them as the "typical Christian"; but never, never would they put a pure True Christian(tm) on because it would make obvious the differences between the two and lay bare the HELLywood agenda.

[HTannor]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

I submitted an idea for a show featuring a True Christian Associate Judge administering justice to the assorted "perps" brought before him.

The premise of the show dealt with "creative" justice brought down on illegal messicans taking jobs from Real Americans, no-good negroids accused of rape and pie stealing, joos caught drunken driving, and canuckistanies sneaking into our country for health care.

Those joos in commie-holly-wood rejected it.

What really frosted my butt was I wasn't asking that much for residuals, but the greedy bastards refused my offer.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

I submitted an idea for a show featuring a True Christian Associate Judge administering justice to the assorted "perps" brought before him.

The premise of the show dealt with "creative" justice brought down on illegal messicans taking jobs from Real Americans, no-good negroids accused of rape and pie stealing, joos caught drunken driving, and canuckistanies sneaking into our country for health care.

Those joos in commie-holly-wood rejected it.

What really frosted my butt was I wasn't asking that much for residuals, but the greedy bastards refused my offer.

Oh come on! If you can find an American willing to mow my lawn for the same price, send me a pm! All African Americans aren't pie stealers! It's a fact! Joos aren't all drunken drivers either. And those canuckistans smuggle bacon over the the border. I like Canuckistan bacon, it's almost like ham. And ask yourself, who hates ham?

[HTannor]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Oh come on! If you can find an American willing to mow my lawn for the same price, send me a pm! All African Americans aren't pie stealers! It's a fact! Joos aren't all drunken drivers either. And those canuckistans smuggle bacon over the the border. I like Canuckistan bacon, it's almost like ham. And ask yourself, who hates ham?

Brother Mayfield, if you weren't a True Christian™, I would be really upset with your extreme left wing ACLU-inspired response to my well reasoned and insightful idea for a wonderful, Christian-inspired show that would provide good, wholesome family entertainment.

I will bow to your lofty status amongst us and won't pursue this idea further. (But iIwill refer your retort to the DOF to have them review your dossier for greaser, spade or canuki sympathies.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Oh come on! If you can find an American willing to mow my lawn for the same price, send me a pm! All African Americans aren't pie stealers! It's a fact! Joos aren't all drunken drivers either. And those canuckistans smuggle bacon over the the border. I like Canuckistan bacon, it's almost like ham. And ask yourself, who hates ham?

It's true. I have personally met negros who don't like pie and joos who can't drive.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

And ask yourself, who hates ham?

and

[eliot mayfield]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

I was making a joke. I see it wasn't understood. Maybe this will help:
Noah.
I'll work on my humor skills.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: survivor 23 Christians v Muslims?

Christians v Muslims?

Day 1: Christians build fire and shelter, Muslims build suicide bomb and stone a rape victim

Day 2: Christians catch fish, gather edible plants. Muslims riot and burn down their own camp.

You get the idea, 2 cultures (One of God, one of Satan) that were never meant to mix.



Jews v Muslims would be interesting:

Day 1: Jews occupy Muslim camp. Muslims hide behind children and start throwing rocks.

Day 2: Jews bulldoze Muslim shelter. Muslims riot and burn down the rest of their own camp...

Yes, that would be enjoyable to watch.