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  • metalbrain
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    . . . and one, only one, military superpower. Care to guess which one that is?
    Hahahaha xD I strongly doubt your boy scouts are attacking all the worlds metalheads xD

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible
    I can assure you, friend, that the LORD's Word is very much Alive in our Great Nation's Spirit. Under Alabama law, for example:

    Secular child care centers must keep medications locked up whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such medication safety regulations;

    Secular child care centers must abide by food-safety regulations whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such food safety regulations;

    Secular child care centers must submit to unannounced state inspections whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such inspections;

    Secular child care centers must obey child-staff ratio laws, whereas Christian child care centers are exempt from such laws;

    Secular child care center employees must participate in safety training instruction that includes such skills as tracking a child, whereas Christian child care center employees are exempt from such training.


    The reason is quite simple. In the great state of Alabama, the people have entrusted (rightfully so) True Christians™ to legislate public policy based on moral righteousness. Because True Christians™ can be trusted to understand the moral difference between caring for a child and neglecting and/or abusing them (something non-believers cannot comprehend), they need no extra government "watch-dog" tactics to keep them in line like the heathens do. The state saves money and people are happy! Those children, like two year old Amiyah White who died from the heat after being left alone in a Christian child-care van for hours, clearly had been called home to the LORD for greater purposes. What parent wouldn't want to know their sweet child, locked in a van, slowly suffocating to death, wasn't the recipient of God's great plan?

    I can assure you, laws and regulations that allow True Christians™ to be guided by the Holy Spirit rather than "Big Brother" are alive and well, and increasing daily in this great nation. This is but one tiny example of how very much we respect and abide by the Truth of God in our legislative process in the United States of America.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    This might come as a surprise to you but this planet is very big place. And many countries. Nice try
    . . . and one, only one, military superpower. Care to guess which one that is?

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  • metalbrain
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Maybe you should watch the Republican National Convention on the TV and see how seriously Christians are taken in this country, child.
    This might come as a surprise to you but this planet is very big place. And many countries. Nice try

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible
    Yes, nobody takes Christians seriously.

    That's why Romney-Ryan is getting trounced by a huge margin by Obama.

    Oh, wait. The difference is within the margin of error of all polls in the last month.

    Maybe you should watch the Republican National Convention on the TV and see how seriously Christians are taken in this country, child.

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  • metalbrain
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    Ha ha thanks for proving my point

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible
    Friend, of course they take us serious. We are the very mouths that the Lord uses to speak to a lost, and dying, dead, doubly dead, plucked up by the roots world full of lesbaniss, communiss, Dollar Stores, liberalism, and very few braindead metalheads who live in their aunt's basement, or garage.

    Times are terrible(as evidenced by a demoncrat being in office), Jesus is soon to Rapture© His Church™, and we are preaching Him crucified which is foollishness to you because you are perishing as we speak, friend.

    1 Corinthians
    1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

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  • metalbrain
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    The thing that amuse me the most is that you seem to think anyone would take anything you say serious ha ha hha. And i can assure you that it's impossible

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I suppose if I pray you never reproduce and God grants my wish, that makes me a murderer?
    I strongly suspect that your Prayers are unnecessary, Brother. This boy's a queer, like most heavy metal fans.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    Then you are guilty of mass murder i guess. How does it feel to kill someone?
    I suppose if I pray you never reproduce and God grants my wish, that makes me a murderer?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    Then you are guilty of mass murder i guess. How does it feel to kill someone?
    Do you have difficulties with reading comprehension? Let's try that again:

    Originally posted by me
    Originally posted by metalbrain
    Except when you do it in gods name ofcourse
    I have never stolen a pack of gum, in God's name or for any other reason.

    God has never commanded me to steal; why would He?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    Then you are guilty of mass murder i guess. How does it feel to kill someone?
    The good Reverend is Saved(r) and therefore incapable of sin.

    Have you considered replying to my Leviticus 20:13 yet?

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  • metalbrain
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    Then you are guilty of mass murder i guess. How does it feel to kill someone?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    Maybe you should look up the songs before you try to be smart. Leper Messiah isnt about god, its about your tv preachers.
    I'm well aware of the lyrics. It is an attack not just on false Christians like Rob Bell or Pat Robertson, but on fine upstanding men like Jim Osborne or Ezekiel Flint.
    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Or what? You'll go away?


    Originally posted by metalbrain View Post
    Except when you do it in gods name ofcourse
    I have never stolen a pack of gum, in God's name or for any other reason.

    God has never commanded me to steal; why would He?

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  • metalbrain
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    Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Stealing a pack of gum is equal to mass murder. Sin is sin.
    Except when you do it in gods name ofcourse

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