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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by undedzer0 View Post
    ...i wanted to read what you guys thought about the bronies so i was gonna ask , but i see your opinions are all already here so i guess im happy ^.^
    The fact that the Bible says that fans of a children's show that teaches sharing, understanding, forgiveness and friendship will burn forever in a lake of fire to show God's love for us MAKES YOU HAPPY??!

    That's f'ed up, dude.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      No, you came here because Jesus called you. He wants you on your knees. He wants you to renounce your degenerate lifestyle and accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He wants to save you from an eternity in the lake of fire, where satan will peel you like a grape!
      im guessing jesus called me here too..well im waiting..put me on my knees...im waiting....:/ ive started to like internet christians less since i came here...so i guess that makes me like jesus less then more?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        No, that simply illustrates the fact that Jesus' Second Coming is Near!


        Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
        For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
        And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
        2 Timothy 4:2-4



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          The fact that the Bible says that fans of a children's show that teaches sharing, understanding, forgiveness and friendship will burn forever in a lake of fire to show God's love for us MAKES YOU HAPPY??!

          That's f'ed up, dude.
          I take issue with this statement, God-mocker.

          Not one True Christian™ has ever claimed that God is going to burn bronies alive forever in His Lake of Fire to show His love for us. That is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing you've ever said!



          God will burn bronies alive forever because He hates bronies.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
            insanely excessive blockquoting deleted -- bab!
            Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by commanderclopper View Post
              Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.
              Are all cloppers as angry as this? The simple fact that the TV show incites people to such levels of blind animosity is grounds for having it removed from the airwaves.



              YiC,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by commanderclopper View Post
                Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.
                Friend, you seem upset. But do not worry, we will not ban you. Quite the contrary, we want to help you. You see, you need Jesus in your otherwise empty life. There is hope even for a person as lost and full of hate as you son.

                Tell me, when were you first tempted by satan to abuse yourself sexually because of this unholy cartoon?
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Brothers and Sisters, I am horrified.

                  I just received a call from a parent in my congregation. She'd come home from her bridge club early, and found her teenage son sitting at the computer, with his . . . thingy in his hand, playing with it, while watching "My Little Porny: Friendship is Magic" on the computer!

                  After she finished thrashing him with his father's belt, she looked at the computer and found that he was streaming it from Netflix!



                  They're going down. Down, I tell you!

                  (Dropped $6 per share in the last month alone.)
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Please take your time to read this:

                    Ahem, let me start off by saying that I myself have moral beliefs. I do not succumb to such devilish and fiendish temptations. However, I must say that you are all very judgmental towards a "cartoon". Cartoons have been around since early 19th century as political satire. From then on, cartoons have evolved to a form of entertainment, both for kids and adults. There have been various types of cartoons each with a different demographic. This "My Little Pony" franchise was created by Bonnie Zacherle. Her only intentions were to create a series of pony toys for little girls; to bring happiness and joy to all the little girls. The show was then adapted as an animation, simply for "entertainment". Notice how I'm quoting "entertainment"? That's because it's a fun cartoon, not a show that promotes Satanism and the such. And this new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is no exception. I personally enjoy the show, as does my family and a few friends of mine. There is no reason to detest this show based off what you perceive.

                    As for the repulsive "sexual" actions you witness within the show's fandom (a fandom is a community of fans involved with the subject one way or another): everything has a good and a bad side. It has been this way since the beginning of film and animation. There have always been adult films and adult animations. I mean, come on. Kids back then used to sneak into a general store and steal an adult magazine or movie. Nothing has changed from then to now. The only real difference is that on the internet, it is more abundant. From what I hear, a large percentage of the internet is composed of pornographic websites. That doesn't justify the internet as being a "pornographic sanctuary". It never has, and it never will. I myself find these sexual acts as grotesque, especially cartoon ponies engaging in sexual acts. However, that should not conclude the definition of a cartoon. In fact, there is more good to the show than there is bad. From the show itself, kids learn morals and happiness. I have yet to see an individual who can watch the show without smiling. They learn the true meaning of friendship and not giving up hope. All this criticism is a compilation of what you think is "bad" about the show. There is nothing "bad" about the show. Part of the reason why you may dislike the show is because it is new to this generation. It is something we haven't experienced during our childhood. That should be no reason to show hate. Isn't that something we learned from the Bible? To love our neighbors and our enemies? The show promotes the exact same message, but noted differently: Love and Tolerance. I seriously cannot understand how any of you are able to misinterpret the show. How about giving it a chance, but with an open mind? We shouldn't be judgmental about others. If you saw a man in a turban, would you assume he was a terrorist. Some of you probably would, but it shouldn't be that way. This proves my point about the morals the show presents. No evil included. And as for the magic and mythological creatures... It's. A. Cartoon. I don't see any of you complain about Snow White having dwarves and a witch. What about Mickey Mouse? "Oh, my! A talking mouse! Demons!" This has got to stop. I've had enough of it. Why can't we love Jesus Christ and yet still love what he has given us? Hope. This particular show has given many people hope. There are stories about this show preventing suicide; relieving people of their depression. I, for one, would have fallen into a deep depression had it not been for this show. It has forever changed my life. All I see now is optimism. Please change the way you people see things. Just because it isn't related to religion, doesn't mean it's wrong.

                    What else am I missing? Oh, yes. That whole "Rainbow Dash represents homosexuals" subject. No, she doesn't. She is a pony. Nothing more, than a fun-loving pony with rainbow-colored hair. No where in the show does it state, depict, or even imply that she is a lesbian or stands for homosexuals. If any of you can find proof of this, I would be glad to apologize for this statement. Otherwise, stop. One thing has nothing to do with the other.

                    Oh, and about the "furries". I sure do enjoy the show, but that DOESN'T mean I am a furry. I'll try to explain what a furry is. Many people assume furries are people that dress up as animals and engage in sexual intercourse. That is definitely not what the typical furry is. Those are what we call the extremists. Just like there are religious zealots, there are extreme/hardcore furries. That doesn't mean that all furries are like that. The typical furry just loves animals, animal art, and anthropomorphic art (in a NON-SEXUAL way).

                    And as for the set of pictures on the original post, the ones with the word "SEX" inscribed and pictures of "pony butts":

                    "Minnie Mouse's skirt is above her knees AND she's showing her underwear!? Blasphemy!" Seriously, Minnie Mouse's body resembles more closely to the human anatomy than do ponies. You don't judge Minnie Mouse's appearance, yet you judge the "natural nakedness" of a pony. In this show, clothing is aesthetic. It is not meant to cover one's private parts as 1) There is no intention to reveal sex or any sexual-related material within the show and 2) It's a kid's show! Why would anyone show private parts to kids? Especially through a cartoon? If those pictures were really bad, there would be more than just the "butt cheeks". Oh, and about the word "SEX" being hidden in that pony's hair:

                    1. It's a coincidence. Stuff like this happen, I mean, look at this:

                    ^ And that isn't even SEX that is hidden in the Lion King, it's SFX, the abbreviation of the special effects team that worked on that scene.

                    2. It doesn't even remotely look like it could be the word sex. I mean, look at it. I could easily write that same word on a different scene and you would believe it to be another subliminal message.

                    I do believe I've covered most, if not all, of the controversy of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Thank you for taking your time to read this. This post wasn't meant to start a fight any of you or to be anti-religious. I simply wrote this to prove why your assumptions and judgments are incorrect. It isn't up to us to determine what is good and evil. We can perceive what is good and evil, but we cannot determine it. That is God's job. So why don't you sit down with your child and/or family and watch an episode at least. If you don't like it, that's fine, but you shouldn't shun it for being what it is. It is not a spawn of Satan, neither does it promote evil deeds. It's simply an entertaining cartoon. A well-animated, well-written piece of work that'll last in my heart for the rest of my ever-so-changed life. God bless you all.

                    - Markus

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by BelieveInYourself View Post
                      Please take your time to read this:

                      Ahem blah blah blah


                      Ahem...please introduce yourself properly in the Introduction Forum before attempting to spread your pro-animated-pornography agenda.

                      Yours in Christ (NOT HAYAO MIYAZAKI),

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by BelieveInYourself View Post
                        Please take your time to read this:
                        Why? If you are here to argue, you might like to know before hand that the information presented here is 100% Biblically accurate. I didn't notice any Bible verses in your entire presentation which can lead me to the only conclusion - you have no idea what you are talking about. Please reread the OP again, carefully this time, and ponder the Bible verses that are provided throughout the thread. If you have questions after that, we're happy to help.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by BelieveInYourself View Post
                          Please take your time to read this:

                          Ahem, let me start off by saying that I myself have moral beliefs. I do not succumb to such devilish and fiendish temptations. However, I must say that you are all very judgmental towards a "cartoon".

                          - Marcia
                          Humans are at their most impressionable as children. I, for one, am far more concerned about what sort of ideas get put into childrens' heads than the ideas adults choose to wallow in once they've rejected Jesus.

                          I can't for a moment understand why an atheist like you would want to encourage belief in magic, though.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


                            Ahem...please introduce yourself properly in the Introduction Forum before attempting to spread your pro-animated-pornography agenda.

                            Yours in Christ (NOT HAYAO MIYAZAKI),

                            Z. Smyth
                            Just from that I could already assume that you didn't read my post. That shows signs of your ignorance, sir. The reason why I didn't post anything in the introduction section is because this called my attention. This thread had a large impact on me, my family, and my friends. We were severely offended by the contents of this thread. I just had to get it off my chest. And about me, I am a 26 year old Christian named Markus Davidson. Please my first post. It is meant to increase your obviously empty knowledge of the show. I hope I did not offend anyone.

                            - Markus

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by BelieveInYourself View Post
                              I hope I did not offend anyone.

                              - Markus
                              But you did. You offended Dr. Jones (the OP), you offended each one of us who follow the Holy Bible, but more importantly, you offended GOD!

                              Did you really think He didn't mean what He had various authors write in His Holy Bible? Did you think maybe He was just speaking metaphorically? That maybe He doesn't actually care if we fear and obey Him? He created you out of nothing, and you have the audacity to snub Him like this?

                              For what, a cartoon PONY?

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                But you did. You offended Dr. Jones (the OP), you offended each one of us who follow the Holy Bible, but more importantly, you offended GOD!

                                Did you really think He didn't mean what He had various authors write in His Holy Bible? Did you think maybe He was just speaking metaphorically? That maybe He doesn't actually care if we fear and obey Him? He created you out of nothing, and you have the audacity to snub Him like this?

                                For what, a cartoon PONY?

                                Who said I "snub" Him? I don't think any less of our creator. I have respected Him and his authority since I've found Him in my heart. It is you people that give us Christians a bad name. The fact that no one is reading my first post intrigues me. Are you really so judgmental that you can't read with an open mind the points that I have made?

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