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  • #1036
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Oh hey, it's me again. I'm sorry that I was quoting someone from 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World', one of the greatest movies ever. Though, I don't know why you removed my Timelord party picture. They were just being Timelords having a good time. Are painters too much as well?

    [INAPPROPRIATE IMAGERY REMOVED FOR DECENCY]
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-16-2013, 07:48 AM. Reason: This broadband reserved for praising Jesus

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    • #1037
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      U mad, Godtards? "God created everyone equally". Load of shit. You asshats hate everything. And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies. Instead, you're likely making God sick. Being the bigot bastards that you all are. I will never stop liking ponies. And you'll have to deal with it, you're all playing "God's" hand puppet. And I will continue to like ponies if I want. Call me the Devil if you wish, but know that you are all wrong. So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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      • #1038
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by lololololololbrony View Post
        lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...
        lol? You realize that stands for Lucifer Our Lord, right? And you can't just believe in God and expect a place reserved in Heaven, you must follow the ENTIRE Bible.
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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        • #1039
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Mr.Brony View Post
          And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies.
          Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.



          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #1040
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Mr.Brony View Post
            U mad, Godtards?...
            Please stop insulting retards.

            ..."God created everyone equally". Load of shit...
            That's from the United States Constitution, not the Bible. You really should read both of them, because your ignorance could cost you.

            ...You asshats hate everything...
            They only hate what God hates (according to the Bible).

            ...Instead, you're likely making God sick...
            What do you base that on? If you ignore the Bible, what do you base anything about God on? Note: anything pulled from your ass is irrelevant.

            ...Being the bigot bastards that you all are...
            No bastards here, sorry.

            Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

            ...Call me the Devil if you wish,...
            Do delusions of grandeur run in your family?

            ...but know that you are all wrong...
            Again, based on what? Scripture preferred, but anything you'd like to mention will be considered (for its comedic potential, at least).

            ...So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
            So much for "loving and tolerating the shit out of them", hypocrite.

            And, please, get help for your animal abuse fantasies. That's just... not good.

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            • #1041
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.

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              • #1042
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                So much hate against bronies...
                No hatred against bronies, just bronyism (which the Bible says will get you sent to Hell).

                ...I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children...
                What greater love could they have for you than to take their own time, energy, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses aren't free) to warn you and others that you're putting your eternal souls in peril for what seems to you (in your state of Biblical ignorance) to be a harmless pastime?

                ...That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle,...
                Let's see what Jesus says about that:

                Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

                Ooops?

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                • #1043
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                  So much hate against bronies.
                  No sir! So much LOVE for JESUS!

                  Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                  I'm a Christian,
                  No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

                  Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                  and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.
                  Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #1044
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                    So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.
                    It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.

                    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1045
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Mr.BronyFag View Post
                      ... I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
                      Judging by the beastility references, I guess we know whats on his mind when he's watching his perverse talking horse show.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • #1046
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.
                        It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

                        Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.

                        We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)

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                        • #1047
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post


                          We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
                          You're cherry picking, horse humper. When you're through satisfying Mr Ed, try reading the entire passage. Verse 26 makes it perfectly clear that Paul was speaking only of Christians.

                          Galatians 3:26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
                          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                          • #1048
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                            It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.
                            You can't like a show that is not godly!

                            2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                            15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                            16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                            17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                            1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                            Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                            We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
                            All True Christians(tm) are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

                            But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • #1049
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              You can't like a show that is not godly!

                              2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                              15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                              16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                              17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                              1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;



                              All True Christians™ are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

                              But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?
                              My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

                              Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

                              Now leave or prepare to face the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!

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                              • #1050
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
                                My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

                                Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

                                Now leave or prepare to face the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!
                                I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

                                P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

                                Glory!
                                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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