[BronyFALSEChristian]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

Glory!

Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

If your life had a face, I would punch it.

[Des]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

If your life had a face, I would punch it.

All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.

[BronyFALSEChristian]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.

So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Des]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

He was dating an adolescent slant eyed heathen and sleeping in the bed of his sausage stroking roommate. Plus, one of his harlot's exes was a 'bi-furious' dyke. Add to that it being Canadian and they couldn't have made it any gayer if they had named it Fairy Choadchoker Vs the Gays.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?

[BronyFALSEChristian]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?

Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.

Son, what you seem to be willfully missing is the fact that one's behaviors betray one's beliefs. The LORD Jesus Christ said it best when He said, "every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit." (Matthew 7:17)

Watching Satanic TV shows, and movies, and playing demonic video games reveals exactly the fact that one is an unsaved piece of garbage. Unsaved means they do not believe in God, therefore, atheist. Son, it's not that complicated. I implore you to actually READ your Holy Bible, know what the LORD is saying for real.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.

This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

In Christ

[BronyFALSEChristian]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

In Christ

Says the guy that has nothing better to do than troll others online. Well done mate, but I actually have to go to work and earn money, something you bigots probably don't know about. You praise the Lord wherever you may be, but you might not always be able to travel the world. (Psalm 103:22)

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Says the guy that has nothing better to do than troll others online. Well done mate, but I actually have to go to work and earn money, something you bigots probably don't know about. You praise the Lord wherever you may be, but you might not always be able to travel the world. (Psalm 103:22)

Troll? Troll?

Who came to a peaceful loving True Christian(tm) website and started spewing their drug-fueled insanity?



Yours in Christ,

z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay?...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard

[BronyFALSEChristian]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Troll? Troll?

Who came to a peaceful loving True Christian™ website and started spewing their drug-fueled insanity?



Yours in Christ,

z. Smyth

True? True? You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.

Friend, that is the same logic that Homofaquals use.

Just because I cannot impregnate a man by deep rectal penetration, it must be OK with God

You know perfectly well anal sex makes Jesus wince. What you are doing is no different. You cannot justify it away.
What if Jesus had spent his time in middle eastern strip clubs instead of healing people?

[BronyFALSEChristian]

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Friend, that is the same logic that Homofaquals use.

You know perfectly well anal sex makes Jesus wince. What you are doing is no different. You cannot justify it away.
What if Jesus had spent his time in middle eastern strip clubs instead of healing people?

I'm glad you're trying to use words that don't even exist to try and explain your deluded logics.

And I'm pretty sure there weren't strip clubs back in the days of Jesus Christ. Did you even go to history class?

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

...And I'm pretty sure there weren't strip clubs back in the days of Jesus Christ...

And until you post proof that there weren't, that is nothing but your own unsubstantiated opinion.