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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6578

    #1

    Monkees singer goes to Davy Jones's locker, followed by HELL

    God has chosen to smite Davy Jones, singer from the Monkees, a reminder to all of the wages of iniquity.

    People may claim that he was not technically a devil rocker because they didn't play their instruments. That's like claiming you're not a harlot if you only fake the orgasms. Tell me, does this look like the face of an innocent man:


    Here he is, his name in swooshy lavender, bedheaded and with an open shirt, looking at the heterosexual world with an expression of disgust.

    A few Monkees songs:

    Pleasant Valley Sunday: has nothing to do with keeping the Sabbath holy, it is "a social commentary on status symbols, creature comforts, life in suburbia, and "keeping up with the Joneses"." Also known as COMMUNIST CLASS WARFARE!
    Daydream Believer: I don't know what diety this "daydream" is, but it's not Jesus
    (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone: a song also played by many punk groups including the S*x Pistols
    I'm A Believer: (in love at first sight, NOT in Jesus!) The Monkees have made repeated mockeries of what a believer is.

    Looks like instead of being a "daydream believer" you should have believed in Jesus, Davy. Your Last Train To Heaven left when you failed to repent, and you are now a "Stepping Stone" for masses of demons with red-hot, acidic diarrhea.
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