Will jazz send me to hell?

[Billy Fagen]

I'm facing a spiritual crisis.

As much as a want to be a True Christian, I have become hooked on the music known as jazz. The spirit of jazz is deep inside me. It starts when you're younger. You think listening to some Steely Dan records occasionally won't do any harm, after all, it's not real jazz - you kid yourself it won't lead to anything harder. But before you know it, you're listening to old dead black people like Art Blakey. I'm scared I might start scatting.

Will this harm me? Is it wrong? Is there True Christian jazz?

Could a pastor pleasae help.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

The only reason for jazz is to accompany the heroin high of the inner-city negro. If you aren't a strung-out ghetto shine, you shouldn't have any use for it.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Billy Fagen]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

Thank you Pastor, I guess you're right.

I don't really know what music to listen to. Those boys from Junkyard Prophet have some good lyrics but the tunes are questionable.

Amy Grant used to be good, but I don't believe she is biblically correct any more.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

My apologies for not making clear that I am not a Pastor, friend. I am but a humble True Christian(tm) who learns more about the Bible every day.

YiC,

Zech

[Nobar King]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

I don't know very much about jazz, but I do know that Satan has his evil touch all over that scene.

Can you imagine buying an album called "Live 3vil"?

It's all just jungle music, to me.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

Brother King and Brother Smith are correct. Jazz, like all African music, was created by Negros to inflame the blood of other Negros. The pulsing rythms come from ancient pagan ceremonies that preceded tribal war, group sex, head hunting, and cannibalism. The negroidal brain is preprogrammed to respond to these, often involuntarily.

Are you by chance a mulatto, a quadroon, or an octaroon? If African blood runs in your veins, you are naturally susceptible to the sinister siren call of jazz. It is certainly not music that any True Christian™ would listen to, but we are immune to the evil power of this abominable music.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

As a Psychologist I can attest to the good Proffessors assertion.

Way back when, the Nigra brain adapted to living in the mud and not having real homes they could call their own (building houses requires hard work and sticktoitivness). They would have all slipped into dispair where it not for the 'dancing music'.

This riled them up (this is why they can get uppity, betimes) so that they had the energy to hunt their food and such. Today with the welfare and the government handouts from enabler Obama all that nervous energy the negroid generates when supine is channelled into Blues, scat, pimping, the drugs and stealing pies.

What the darkie need is to be given honest work (like back in the good old days) to burn off this 'uppity' energy.

It's simple sociobiology.

YIC
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[Roberta]

Re: Will jazz send me to hell?

Scat