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  • Catherine Moore
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 315

    #1

    Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

    I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
    Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

    1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

    I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

    1 John 2:15
    Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

    2) They don't pay sales tax.

    Jesus told us to pay taxes:
    Romans 13:6-7
    For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
    Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
    and even paid them himself:
    Matthew 17:24-25
    And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
    He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
    but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

    3) They avoid God's language.
    If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

    1 Corinthians 14:9
    So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

    are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

    4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
    From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
    Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

    5)They recommend pornography.
    During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
    Disgusting
  • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
    Unsaved trash, queerlover
    • Mar 2012
    • 87

    #2
    Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

    Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
    I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
    Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

    1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

    I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

    1 John 2:15
    Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

    2) They don't pay sales tax.

    Jesus told us to pay taxes:
    Romans 13:6-7
    For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
    Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
    and even paid them himself:
    Matthew 17:24-25
    And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
    He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
    but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

    3) They avoid God's language.
    If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

    1 Corinthians 14:9
    So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

    are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

    4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
    From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
    Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

    5)They recommend pornography.
    During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
    Disgusting
    How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.
    I'm a goof

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #3
      Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

      Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
      How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.
      Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

      Come climb my mountains.

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      • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
        Unsaved trash, queerlover
        • Mar 2012
        • 87

        #4
        Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

        http://www.amazon.com/Franco-America.../dp/B0043054OA
        It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...
        I'm a goof

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

          Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
          It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...
          Of COURSE she has a problem with it, as does Miss Moore, as do I, and anyone who wants to avoid inviting demonic spirits into their home via the tubes of the internet from the Amazon headquarters!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

            Ma'am, didn't you mean to say "Satan's Whorehouse?" That's what Pastor always call it

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            • annabethchase
              Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
              • Apr 2012
              • 8

              #7
              Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

              From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
              I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...
              There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3:28
              Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. Acts 10:34-35

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                Originally posted by annabethchase View Post
                I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...
                Wow, that whole thing in your introduction about being civil really went far, didn't it?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                  I was looking for plumbing repair supplies and you wouldn't believe the kind of results I got when I searched for a common C-ring. I'm sticking to ACE hardware where you can go and get advice in person when you need something special for your plumbing.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #10
                    Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                    Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                    From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
                    I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

                    I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

                    I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!
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                    • annabethchase
                      Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                      I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

                      I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

                      I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!
                      Probably because you're a slob
                      There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3:28
                      Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. Acts 10:34-35

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                      • Catherine Moore
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 315

                        #12
                        Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                        Originally posted by annabethchase View Post
                        Probably because you're a slob
                        What absolute nonsense.

                        For a start, even if Bob4God was a slob (which he isn't - Bob4God is a True Christian and knows Isaiah 1:16) Mrs Bob4God vacuums the computer regurlarly, I am sure.

                        His explanation is clearly correct. I had my neighbour clean out my computer and then tried his suggestion. With no cookie crumbs in the keyboard and no chance of getting more as it was disconnected do you know what happened? Amazon.com REFUSED TO LET ME TYPE ANYTHING.

                        That's right, without its bribe of cookies, Amazon refused to work. Fortunately God will smite this gluttonous site and send it to poverty (Proverbs 23:21).


                        How do you explain THAT Mrs Bethchase?

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          I was looking for plumbing repair supplies and you wouldn't believe the kind of results I got when I searched for a common C-ring. I'm sticking to ACE hardware where you can go and get advice in person when you need something special for your plumbing.
                          butt    [buht] Show IPA
                          noun
                          1. a large cask for wine, beer, or ale.
                          2. any cask or barrel.
                          3. any of various units of capacity, usually considered equal to two hogsheads.
                          -http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/butt?s=t
                          Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...
                            How large a butt plug did you need? I understand there are several sizes, depending upon the capacity of your butt.

                            And why do I always read the title of this thread as "SATAN'S WHOREHOUSE"?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Denzien
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

                              The recommendations are coded in to see what people are mostly buying, so that basically shows what the Germans are like....

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