Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Probably because you're a slob

What absolute nonsense.

For a start, even if Bob4God was a slob (which he isn't - Bob4God is a True Christian and knows Isaiah 1:16) Mrs Bob4God vacuums the computer regurlarly, I am sure.

His explanation is clearly correct. I had my neighbour clean out my computer and then tried his suggestion. With no cookie crumbs in the keyboard and no chance of getting more as it was disconnected do you know what happened? Amazon.com REFUSED TO LET ME TYPE ANYTHING.

That's right, without its bribe of cookies, Amazon refused to work. Fortunately God will smite this gluttonous site and send it to poverty (Proverbs 23:21).


How do you explain THAT Mrs Bethchase?

[annabethchase]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!

Probably because you're a slob

[Bob4God]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.

I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!

[Nobar King]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I was looking for plumbing repair supplies and you wouldn't believe the kind of results I got when I searched for a common C-ring. I'm sticking to ACE hardware where you can go and get advice in person when you need something special for your plumbing.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...

Wow, that whole thing in your introduction about being civil really went far, didn't it?

[annabethchase]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.

I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...

[SUV]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Ma'am, didn't you mean to say "Satan's Whorehouse?" That's what Pastor always call it

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...

Of COURSE she has a problem with it, as does Miss Moore, as do I, and anyone who wants to avoid inviting demonic spirits into their home via the tubes of the internet from the Amazon headquarters!

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

http://www.amazon.com/Franco-America.../dp/B0043054OA

It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...

[Roberta]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.

Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

http://www.amazon.com/Franco-American-Novelty-Company-Pentagram/dp/B0043054OA

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

1 John 2:15
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

2) They don't pay sales tax.

Jesus told us to pay taxes:
Romans 13:6-7
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
and even paid them himself:
Matthew 17:24-25
And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

3) They avoid God's language.
If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

1 Corinthians 14:9
So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

5)They recommend pornography.
During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
Disgusting

How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.

[Catherine Moore]

I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

1 John 2:15
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

2) They don't pay sales tax.

Jesus told us to pay taxes:
Romans 13:6-7
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
and even paid them himself:
Matthew 17:24-25
And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

3) They avoid God's language.
If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

1 Corinthians 14:9
So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

5)They recommend pornography.
During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
Disgusting