The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

[Swedish eskimo]

You know that death metal band The Beatles, they are actually satanists and perverts who promotes things like worshipping satan, having gay sex and commiting necrophelia on children in their songs, of course you can't here this if you play them in the right order, you have to play them reversed to get their true meaning, here is one of their most obvious ones:

And here is another obvious example:

Promoting gaysexuality, and thereby turning their fans gay:

The real TRUTH about what The Beatles really are:

We Christians are always the best in the world in finding subliminal messages, it's actually pretty easy, you just take a famous song and play it backwards and listen very carefully, usually the reversed message is about having anal sex and worshipping satan, all of this is of course intentional, these musicians are employees of satan, and their mission is to turn as many people as possible into satanists.

[Noah Sole]

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And didn't one of them reckon they were more popular than Jesus!!
Case proved I think...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God hates The Beatles because they were all communists and 3 of them are in hell right now being tortured for all eternity. In fact there is a spine-chilling account of John Lennin (the ringleader) and his experiences in hellfire that you can read HERE.

[Roberta]

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And that Harrison was a hairy krishna.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I've never liked 'heavy metal'.

YIC

[Pootis]

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The Beatles aren't death metal. They're one of the best bands ever. They have no intentions of making music that when reversed, it sounds like Satanic material. Lots of people like their music.

If people waste their time trying to prove that the Beatles are spawn of the devil, then they need to gtfo, grow up and get a life. It's not the Beatles' fault that they're a bunch of untalented manchildren.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The Beatles aren't death metal. They're one of the best bands ever. They have no intentions of making music that when reversed, it sounds like Satanic material. Lots of people like their music.

If people waste their time trying to prove that the Beatles are spawn of the devil, then they need to gtfo, grow up and get a life. It's not the Beatles' fault that they're a bunch of untalented manchildren.

Fully 50% of the Beatles are dead. The fact that you're unaware of this pretty well tells us how great an authority on the Beatles you are.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The Beatles aren't death metal. They're one of the best bands ever. They have no intentions of making music that when reversed, it sounds like Satanic material. Lots of people like their music.

If people waste their time trying to prove that the Beatles are spawn of the devil, then they need to gtfo, grow up and get a life. It's not the Beatles' fault that they're a bunch of untalented manchildren.

The sound of thousands of pre-pubescent teenaged girls screaming is the unmistakable sound of Satan's aboitior.

There is every reason to believe the Beatles were in league with Satan and that their music is inspired by the devil.

John Lennon’s Pact with Satan
Margaret C. Galitzin

Book review of The Lennon Prophecy by Joseph Niezgoda
IPG (New Chapter Press) - March 2009, 284 pp.

A book by Joseph Niezgoda - The Lennon Prophecy, A New Examination of the Death Clues of the Beatles - makes a good case for John Lennon making a pact with Satan in exchange for fame and fortune. The author is a first generation Beatle fan, has read every book out on the rock group, and admits conflict with his love of the music and the evil that he perceives surrounds it. His book – a 15-year project - was an effort, he said, to try to define or make sense of that evil.

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When was the pact made? Niezgoda pinpoints the date - December 27, 1960, the night the Beatles played at the Town Hall Ball Room in Litherland, England. Lennon was a 20-year old wanna-be rock star in a mediocre band not so different from so many others at the time. He was desperate to “be more famous than Elvis.” Desperate enough to sell his soul to the Devil, Niezgoda contends.

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Twenty years later on December 9, 1980, Mark David Chapman fired five shots from a revolver at Lennon in front of the Dakota building in New York, where Yoko and John had an apartment – on the same floor, by the way, where Rosemary’s Baby was filmed. Lennon died shortly afterward.

If John had entered into a 20-year pact with the Devil for wealth and world fame, that contract ended that day with his violent death. Mark Chapman would later claim he was instructed to kill Lennon by a voice in his head that kept insisting “Do it, do it, do it.” Five years later at Attica State Prison, Chapman asked for an exorcism to be made by a priest. He said he was delivered from five or six demons.

…

http://www.traditioninaction.org/bkreviews/A_026br_LennonProphecy.htm

[Fleur-de-lis]

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Who on earth plays records backwards?

[Roberta]

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Who on earth plays records backwards?

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince do--where have you been living?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

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Who on earth plays records backwards?

That's why they are called the subliminable messages, duh! You almost make me sashamed to be the Frenchie, silyl girl.

[Roberta]

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That's why they are called the subliminable messages, duh! You almost make me sashamed to be the Frenchie, silyl girl.

You should be sashamed. What have the french ever given the world? Only nasty cheese that smells a lot like I do during that time of the month.

[Swedish eskimo]

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Who on earth plays records backwards?

We Christians do! Are you one of those people who wants to hide the satanic messages in death metal music like The Beatles and Lady Gaga from the public?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who on earth plays records backwards?

Paul is dead miss him miss him miss him...

[Swedish eskimo]

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I heard that Paul McCartney is a satanic vegan who wants to save the animals, and also anti-free speech

Just because of that, i'm thinking of making a song that goes:

Yesterday, all my pork chops seemed so far away
Now i ate them on a dinner plate
Oh, I believe in eating meat.

Suddenly, I'm more manly than i used to be
Cause i just ate my whale blubber
Oh, my beef slipped down suddenly.

In The Bible, it says that you should eat meat, and kill the animals
Otherwise you are going to hell

Yesterday, my lunch was at KFC
Now I need some lamb chops to hide away.
Oh, I believe in The Bible.

Or something like:

In the town where i was born,
lived a man who slaughtered cows,
And he also slaughtered pigs,
and chickens too

So we went to his farm
Till we found the meat cleaver,
And we loaded the bolt gun
in the yellow slaughterhouse

We are all in a yellow slaughter house, we are eating meat,
and slaughtering the pigs, slaughtering the cows
we are all in a yellow slauhterhouse, yellow slaughter house, slaughtering the beasts