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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Finally, someone on this website who knows what they're talking about
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Alright lets get some stuff straight
red vs blue is a amazing show, its creators donate hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to charities.
despite what Fan-fiction writers want grif and Simmons are not a couple
also Simmons never asked to become an Cyborg he was forced.
and whats wrong with tucker is being black, and doughnut being gay.
next you'll be telling me theirs a problem with the females of the show being obviously dominant.
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Tell you what cupcake, if you can find a single instance where the KJV Bible says the Devil will rule Hell I'll PayPal $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.Originally posted by RulerOfHell View PostOh dear, I do believe you have missed something. Perhaps this is a fault of your non-existant brain and ridiculous faith.
My name is Lucifer, sometimes known as Satan, and I rule hell.
-Luci
You have 15 minutes.
Tick tock!
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Oh dear, I do believe you have missed something. Perhaps this is a fault of your non-existant brain and ridiculous faith.
My name is Lucifer, sometimes known as Satan, and I rule hell.
-Luci
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Lucy (that's a pretty name)
Why don't you pop over to the Introductions section and start your own thread telling us about your journey with Jesus.
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Oh, hell has one seat, dears. It's called the throne, and it belongs to me.
- Luci
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Aren't you the same demon who keeps saying "this is my final post and you'll never see me again"?Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostBasilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.
You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.
Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
GET THEE HENCE!!
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Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostBasilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.
You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.
Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
Being quick to anger is a symptom of demonic possession. Do you have black spots on your tongue?
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I'm not saying what the number should be, I'm just stating the obvious: domestic abuse in this country is not rare, women are often encouraged to stay in abusive relationships, and the society often blames them for what's happening. I would say that this means that domestic abuse is socially accepted.Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostBasilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.
You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
Of course not. However, all bad things happen because God wants them to happen (Amos 3:6). Therefore, bad things happen because the person who suffers them deserves it.I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.
Take your complain to God. We are just following His orders.Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
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Basilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.
You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.
Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
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You are an unsaved, Hellbound heathen, who doesn't know (and therefoe doesn't follow) the Holy Bible. The man I obey is my pastor, and as soon as I get married, I will happily obey my husband. Why should I obey a heathen?Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostDear Basilissa,
You are a girl? Hm. Well I guess if you believe all girls and women in general deserve to "Serve *cough cough, slave away to men, cough cough* the men of this world," then maybe you should at least get all of your information.
I
am
a
MAN.
BTW, I'm still waiting for you to show me how are True Christians™ breaking Biblical laws.
You whine like a girl, you have a girlish name, what else did you expect?Yes, all of you immoral, racist, sexist, homophobic, rapist PSYCHOPATHS who have joined this cultist website who thought I was a female teenage SLUTTY WHORE, who "Spreads my legs for anyone with a dollar," should think about that.
A manly man would not choose an ambivalent name as a nickname. I guess having gender identifications problems can be added to the list of your sins?"Avery" is a unisex name. I thought it up when making my account on this website. It is not my real name, and neither is "Johnson."
Respect has to be a two way street. Do you respect our opinions?Every person, christian or atheist, black or white, gay or straight, has the right to form their own opinion. Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?
Oh, so the Bible is "false infromation" for you, sweetie?You all created this website so you could spread your false information,
Everything we say comes straight from the Holy Bible. No convoluted interpretations, no cherry picking. Feel free to prove me wrong. Just pick up the Bible and read it, it's really not that long, and it would be much more educational that some stupid computer game.and in doing so, you have made it quite clear that you hate everybody except yourselves. You claim that this is "God's Favorite Form," and yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.
If you read the OP in each thread, the answer is right there."Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"
Let me ask you something: How do you know this? Where in the Bible does it even use the name Australia, or Down Syndrome? YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!
Bingo. This is exactly your problem. You should reject your meaningless opinions and follow Jesus instead.Also, notice how in this comment, I am only using only MY opinions. Not God's not Jesus's,
29% of women in the US experience rape and physical abuse from their partners. You were saying...?and I am most DEFINITELY not lying when I say that BEATING my wife would EVER be socially accepted!
That is very sad, indeed.Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater.
You are right in your definition of a good person: neither gays nor sinners can ever be good people. I'm not really sure, though, what is it that you mean in the second part of your little rant. Have you been drinking?(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person, something you people would never be, because you are all high on the drug that is terrorism, you are the parasite that is manipulating the next generations of christians into doing whatever the bloody hell you all want.)
Keep it for Didymus.I'll save you a seat in hell.
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Nope. You might be male, but you're so insecure that someone might think you're *gasp* female, that "man" is an epithet you fail to qualify for.Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post...I
am
a
MAN...
And as you don't use the Bible to justify your sexism, what do you?
Why would they respect a (to them) unrespectable opinion?...Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?...
All of those threads contain the Biblical justifications for the positions given. Maybe you should read them again....yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.
"Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"...
Justify your homophobia without the Bible....Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater...
If you think being gay or an atheist and being a good person are exclusive, then you're not....(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person...
If Hell had seats, it wouldn't be Hell....I'll save you a seat in hell.
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That's quite an accusation to make, Avery. Please provide proof of a True Christian(tm) falsifying the Holy Bible, or kindly apologize for the libel.Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostYou all created this website so you could spread your false information
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Dear Basilissa,
You are a girl? Hm. Well I guess if you believe all girls and women in general deserve to "Serve *cough cough, slave away to men, cough cough* the men of this world," then maybe you should at least get all of your information.
I
am
a
MAN.
Yes, all of you immoral, racist, sexist, homophobic, rapist PSYCHOPATHS who have joined this cultist website who thought I was a female teenage SLUTTY WHORE, who "Spreads my legs for anyone with a dollar," should think about that.
"Avery" is a unisex name. I thought it up when making my account on this website. It is not my real name, and neither is "Johnson."
Instead, I thought of it from my favorite video game, "HALO" (For those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 2000 years, Halo is the game that Red vs. Blue is based off of).
Sargent Avery Johnson is a brave and noble man who dies in order for the human race to survive. By saying "Avery Johnson" is a sinner, means that you are all sinners, and do not deserve to live.
Every person, christian or atheist, black or white, gay or straight, has the right to form their own opinion. Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?
You all created this website so you could spread your false information, and in doing so, you have made it quite clear that you hate everybody except yourselves. You claim that this is "God's Favorite Form," and yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.
"Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"
Let me ask you something: How do you know this? Where in the Bible does it even use the name Australia, or Down Syndrome? YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!
Also, notice how in this comment, I am only using only MY opinions. Not God's not Jesus's, and I am most DEFINITELY not lying when I say that BEATING my wife would EVER be socially accepted!
Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater.
So play God as you will, and send me to hell with your divine power and wisdom.
(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person, something you people would never be, because you are all high on the drug that is terrorism, you are the parasite that is manipulating the next generations of christians into doing whatever the bloody hell you all want.)
So if you want to try to change my opinion, then bring it on, motherpiffleers! They aren't changing any time soon.
I'll save you a seat in hell.
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Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!
Thank you, sweetie!Originally posted by Avery Johnson View PostSo, Basilissa, you want me to show you a true christian breaking biblical laws?
Challenge accepted.
Please do, I'm waiting!I could very easily show each and every person on this website that you consider a "True Christian" that they have been breaking biblical laws their whole lives.
The Bible tells us that women should submit to their husbands:Women are not your personal slaves,
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.
1 Corinthians 11:8 - For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Please do explain, how a complete submission of one human being to another is different from slavery?
Then you were taught wrong, because the Holy Bible does not teach respect towards women. The Bible tells us that we women were created as an afterthought, a sidekick to accompany and serve the man (Genesis 2:18). The Bible tells us that we are to be seen, not heard, and that we should treat the word of our husbands as the ultimate and unquestionable truth:and it is both overly abusive and cowardly to BEAT them into submission whenever YOU believe they have done something that goes against YOUR beliefs. I am a christian, who shows respect to women, and teaches them that they should not be ashamed of being BORN.
1 Corinthians 14:34-35
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Please note the "if" part in the second verse. It's like, men shouldn't even bother to try to teach us anything, since we are inferior beings by God's design, but if - and only if - a woman somehow learns something, it's enough if she asks her husband at home for clarifications, she is not qualified to open her mouth at church.
My dear, the teachings of the Bible have not changed since the Bible was written. What has changed (within only the last 100 years or so) is the society's at large views towards women. A real Christian would say that the modern society is corrupt and the Bible holds real morals.If being a wife-beating, child-abusing, racist and homophobic BIGOT is what the Bible is trying to teach us about christianity nowadays, then I suppose we are no different from the Muslim religion.
How is any of these statements supported by the Bible?Being born with a mental illness, or a birth defect does not make somebody "spawns of satan," it makes them people who need help, and to be told not to be ashamed of the way they are. I suppose you all might know that already if you didn't have your heads shoved up your own asses every day.
I'm not familiar with these movies, all I know is that they do not convey a Christian message. Therefore, you are correct: I don't care.When you review a video game or movie that you find offensive, I recommend doing more than just 5 seconds of research on it. "Frozen" is not a movie about lesbians and incest, and it certainly has no curse words in it. Grand Theft Auto 5 is not a story about 3 masturbating men who must "revive demons in a circle jerk."
But I guess you wouldn't care about that sort of stuff.
God disagrees with your opinion. We have His Word for it.In short, you are all assholes that deserve to rot in hell for the rest of eternity.
I'm still waiting for you to show us how we True Christians are breaking any Biblical laws. Hint: it would help your cause if you could show actual Biblical evidence to support your claims.Thank you all so VERY MUCH for taking the time to read the first sentence of this.
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