[moosey117]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

When I first started reading this I thought it was a joke, however the more I read I quickly learned you people actually believe that RvB is inherently evil! If this is the most un Christian thing you people can find on the Internet, you are certainly not trying hard enough. If you think you can just hate something into non existence you guys can pray, picket, and preech from all the street corners you please. Millions of kids and adults find RvB fun and entertaining, There is probably some line you can read to me saying bla bla bla devil this devil that pleasure is the Devils friend, but if something doesn't hurt anyone and it makes someone happy, why try and ruin it for others? Just let people be happy and let God judge your peers.
<~~ this smiley is the most "merca" thing I've seen all week

[Steph Leia]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

When I first started reading this I thought it was a joke, however the more I read I quickly learned you people actually believe that RvB is inherently evil! If this is the most un Christian thing you people can find on the Internet, you are certainly not trying hard enough. If you think you can just hate something into non existence you guys can pray, picket, and preech from all the street corners you please. Millions of kids and adults find RvB fun and entertaining, There is probably some line you can read to me saying bla bla bla devil this devil that pleasure is the Devils friend, but if something doesn't hurt anyone and it makes someone happy, why try and ruin it for others? Just let people be happy and let God judge your peers.
<~~ this smiley is the most "merca" thing I've seen all week

Hello dear, why don't you pop over to the introduction forum and say hello properly? Remember, following scripture is the most important thing to do in life, so if scripture shows not to play red vs blue, then you probably shouldn't play it! A finite amount of not having the 'fun' from this game for an eternity in heaven!! The choice should be obvious!

[ATumblrTransGirl]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

1. *sees conferderate flag* you're a racist PoS
2. Being around since 2003, I would hardly consider RvB an "internet fad"
3. "scientific plot to waste our tax dollars money on frivolous endeavors such as NASA!" Yeah literally go screw yourself and die
4. "composite armor made of a biological and technological hodgepodge" Mjolnir powered assault armor has no biological components other than the suit's occupant.
5. "Sarge is a fine leader of men who allows a homersexual, Donut, on his team!"- the words of a bitter homophobe, aka a person whose opinion is worth nothing
6. "He became the leader after murdering his former leader, which violates Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill"" I might not have looked at a bible in a while, but I'm pretty sure all those "people of god" you so reverently praise have done some killing of their own
7. "Why just the other day, a friend of mine found his daughter trying to summon her kitten back to life with an Ouija board. When my friend asked his daughter where she had gotten this idea from, she replied "I got the idea from Church"" 20 to 1 odds that story is complete horsescheisse
8. "Simmons is also the gay lover of Grif." well now we all know who your OTP is
9. "Tucker is technically the leader of the Blue team, but because of his racial inferiority (more on this later), no one views him as the leader. He is an oversexed nigra whose only care in the world is of pleasuring himself or others." you are racist and a terrible human being.
10. "Grif is the least liked team member on Red Team (by Sarge). He is a lazy good for nothing who will often shirk his duties in order to find Oreos." ... That's actually a pretty accurate description. Good job.
11. "Tex is the only main female character on the show" You have obviously not watched much of the show
12. " Rather than being content in the kitchen, as women should" you are a sexist peice of trash
13. "He is a fine upstanding young man who appears to be the most intelligent of all the blue members. Caboose’s intelligence stems from the fact that he will take almost everything literally" How are you a living, breathing, functioning person?
14. "In short, I like Caboose" well at least you have that going for you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

1. *sees...tl:dr...you.

If you are a transexualist lesbian ain't you just a fella?

YIC

[You can't TM God]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

1 Sarge is a more realistic Christian than you are
2 Church gave his leader an advil, trying to save his life, not murder
3 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR SIMMONSXGRIF
4 He had robotic implants. Similar to people who have lost their legs in war. Is using crutches damnation worthy too?
5 Tucker having control over the sword isn't because he's black you racist bigots
6 NIGRA?
7 I honestly am begining to think this is a parody with "she belongs in the kitchen" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
8 "since she is a woman outside the home, she is very unhappy and will never find a man who wants her" THEN WHY DOES CHURCH FOLLOW HER INTO DYING AI FRAGMENTS TO SAVE HER
9Lopez is a Mexican. WHO GIVES A DAMN
10 He is a fine upstanding young man who appears to be the most intelligent of all the blue members. FUCK YOU YOU IDOITIC MORONS. HE'S MADE AS AN IDIOT
11 DONUT HAS NOT SINNED ONCE ON THE WHOLE 12 SEASONS
NAME 1 TIME HE HAS DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPEAK IN INNUENDO'S WHICH ARE HILARIOUS

12 Each one of these characters have actively gone against their God and made a pact with the devil. AGAIN NAME ONE TIME

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

1 Sarge is a more realistic Christian than you are
2 Church gave his leader an advil, trying to save his life, not murder
3 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR SIMMONSXGRIF
4 He had robotic implants. Similar to people who have lost their legs in war. Is using crutches damnation worthy too?
5 Tucker having control over the sword isn't because he's black you racist bigots
6 NIGRA?
7 I honestly am begining to think this is a parody with "she belongs in the kitchen" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
8 "since she is a woman outside the home, she is very unhappy and will never find a man who wants her" THEN WHY DOES CHURCH FOLLOW HER INTO DYING AI FRAGMENTS TO SAVE HER
9Lopez is a Mexican. WHO GIVES A DAMN
10 He is a fine upstanding young man who appears to be the most intelligent of all the blue members. piffle YOU YOU IDOITIC mormonS. HE'S MADE AS AN IDIOT
11 DONUT HAS NOT SINNED ONCE ON THE WHOLE 12 SEASONS
NAME 1 TIME HE HAS DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPEAK IN INNUENDO'S WHICH ARE HILARIOUS

12 Each one of these characters have actively gone against their God and made a pact with the devil. AGAIN NAME ONE TIME

We the hate, friend?

You seem to have a lot of rage inside you. Are you a Christian? Do you know Jesus?

He's just about the best thing! Maybe if you could put away you anger you could come to know Him and you would feel a lot better.

YIC

[RvB123]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I don't see how Red vs. Blue "encourages our youth to worship the Devil, engage in Homosexual behavior, and beastiality!" I have been watching this web series since I was 11. I was brought up in a very religious household. My father was devoted to the Anglican Church but revoked all religions including the one he was raised on after losing most of his arm while serving in the Marines in the war against terror. When my dad got back home after losing his arm he showed me his stub and said "This has made me realize something. There are no gods, only men." After that my father never went to church again and neither did any of my family. Like I said I have been a fan of Red vs. Blue from the start. I do not worship the devil, have no desire to worship the devil, or have any belief in the devil. I am currently a student at Full Sail University as a film student. My inspiration to work in the film industry came from the company that makes Red vs. Blue. I think that you people just want to force your religion on other people and think that anything that isn't agreeing with your belief is satanic.

But I have one final question for you people.

"You ever wonder why we are here?"

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

blah blah blah

How are we forcing our religion on anyone? Somebody got a gun to your head?



LEAVE.

And take Stumpy with you.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

But I have one final question for you people.

"You ever wonder why we are here?"

Nope. True Christians™ have no need to wonder. God left us a wonderful book full of His LITERAL Holy Word.

We are here to Praise God and Hisonlybegottenson Jesus.

And we are here to shepard other sheep to God, so that they stay out of hell.

[RvB123]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I am an ass hat.

You're forcing your religion on people by using manipulative ways (Like the propaganda and diarrhea of the mouth I see spewed all over this forum) to brainwash them to think that if they don't believe what you do they have sinned terribly and need to come over to your religion to straighten out their lives. When really you are just making them join a society of religion extremist douche bags who don't do anything but browse this forum and go to church. Seriously, you people can have a life outside of religion. Go get a coffee, eat out, go swimming. Just do something that doesn't involve your religion.

By the way my Dad could probably beat the piss out of you with his good hand tied behind his back.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Your dad... ?

Erm, friend, how old are you?

[Avery Johnson]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

The company that created this series, known as "Rooster Teeth," has also made a series called "RWBY," Which is about four young girls who wish to fight and become super heroes.

Disgusting. How can women be allowed to fight? And against the "Creatures of Grimm," a demonic race.

The males in this show teach them to fight, and treat them as equals! Man and woman will never be equal, and these people should know that!

Furthermore (Continuing on the "Red vs. Blue" subject), They have now finished the twelfth season of the show, and have come between two warring armies fight for control of a planet.

The Federal Army of Chorus, lead by General Doyle, wants to eliminate the rebels, who only want equality.

The New Republic of Chorus, on the other hand, feels that the Feds are treating the citizens unfair, and demand change through violence. The New Republic is lead by a woman named "Venessa Kimball" and leads her army with moral. She is not afraid of fighting, and even tries to end the war by killing General Doyle! Sickening!

I would like to see the opinion of the others who see this, and please tell me what you think. Do you think Red vs. Blue and RWBY is a sin?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I would like to see the opinion of the others who see this, and please tell me what you think. Do you think Red vs. Blue and RWBY is a sin?

Tell me dear, do you think it's particularly Godly for Satan to attempt to control our children?

[Avery Johnson]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

No, Mary, I don't.

So why do YOU try and manipulate children into thinking Women should not have any rights?

Tex, from Red vs. Blue, may not have a clean conscience, but in the end of her role on the show (She unfortunately dies for the last time in season 8), she fought for what she believed in: Freedom.

So tell me, are women not to fight in wars, and become heroes? Or do all of you out there simply think women are no more than personal maids, created to do the Man's bidding?

Ruby, protagonist in RWBY, wants to grow up to become an evil-fighting hero.
Whats stopping her? Nothing.

See, the thing is, most of you on here still think the way christians did 2000 years ago. Most of you have had your head stuck in the clouds for so long, that you have lost sight of what is really important: society.

In a society where everybody is happy with the way things are, you are worried about stupid things, like Pac Man raping your children.

Look, evolution exists. Believe me when I say I do not personally believe we grew from MONKEYS, but evolution can exist everywhere. Home phones evolved into personal cell phones, mailboxes evolved into eMail, and horse-drawn carriages evolved into vehicles.

Children evolved into: Children.

When it comes down to the true basics, it is YOUR responsibility to teach your children between right and wrong. YOU must teach them not to be so easily manipulated into believing media hype. YOU have become so ignorant of what the CHILDREN need, which is for them to learn for themselves.

So I ask you this: In a society where everyone is happy and free to do whatever they want (within reason), it is YOU who is "abnormal" and subjecting your children to biased information.

Think about that.

Thank you.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

That's crazy talk.