Scooby Doo sex scandal!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A member of my congregation sent me this link.

I had often preached against Scooby Doo, because those vile cartoons teach children "critical thinking" and that there are no such things as ghosts, monsters, the supernatural, or God.

But hearing this? I was horrified!

This is not safe around young children!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Aren't they hippies also?

(just look at Shaggy's position and the dog's facial expression, gives me ugly thoughts of what's going on there)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Aren't they hippies also?

(just look at Shaggy's position and the dog's facial expression, gives me ugly thoughts of what's going on there)

And note that Scooby is behind Velma . . . Doggy style?

[Didymus Much]

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And note that Scooby is behind Velma . . . Doggy style?

More of a "Reverse Cowgirl", Rev.

[shepard]

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though its not as bad as having sex with a krogan i saw a person have unatural relations with one of another race

[Bjorn Jensen]

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And note that Scooby is behind Velma . . . Doggy style?

It looks like a beastiality threesome

[Godfly]

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though its not as bad as having sex with a krogan i saw a person have unatural relations with one of another race

Sheeptard you might feel more comfortable in the ladies forum. True Christian men don't normally discuss matters such as these with the weaker sex.

[shepard]

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wow I am beginning to think you are a troller who hides behind his bible . Now you so are so bent on thinking I am woman which makes you a lyer and these are public fourms and you have an anger problem Christans are not suppose to get angry so you are not a true christan if you get angry and lie like that.


and only two indivuals really know about me God and myself.

[Godfly]

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wow I am beginning to think you are a troller who hides behind his bible . Now you so are so bent on thinking I am woman which makes you a lyer and these are public fourms and you have an anger problem Christans are not suppose to get angry so you are not a true christan if you get angry and lie like that.


and only two indivuals really know about me God and myself.

What biblical proof do you have that Christians are not supposed to get angry?

Since you never properly introduced yourself I assumed you were a little girl because you whine like one.

[shepard]

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Rright back at you I assumed you were a little angry troll from which you are doing by the way trolling and i really am getting to you cause you will not stop trolling me and you are causing me to troll you which avatar


eye for an eye

[Godfly]

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Rright back at you I assumed you were a little angry troll from which you are doing by the way trolling and i really am getting to you cause you will not stop trolling me and you are causing me to troll you which avatar


eye for an eye

I judge you as only a True Christian Can.

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

[Bjorn Jensen]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0602/scoobydoo.html

Freehold, Iowa - As Hollywood prepares to release the new film, "Scooby Doo," we think it's important for Christians to understand some of the hidden messages in the cartoon series that Landover Baptist Creation Scientists and Youth Directors have spent the last 30 years of their lives uncovering. It goes without saying that most Christians already know that the term, "Scooby Doo," was adopted by the homosexual community in the late 1970's. "Scooby Doo" is Sodomite slang for "feces roll." There is no easy way of saying this, but a "feces roll" is when a group of naked homosexual “men” get together in a public park, lay out a large plastic mat, poop all over it, and roll around in it until they have orgasms or are busted by the police. Some homosexuals save their feces in plastic bags and keep them in the refrigerator for weeks to prepare for such an event.
One doesn't have to look too far to see why the homosexual community was so quick in adopting "Scooby Doo." The cartoon is chock full of decadence. It really doesn't take a theologian to see that each character in the cartoon series represents a perverse member of society. There is "Shaggy," a skinny junkie who is always sleepy, hungry, and paranoid. If you look closely enough, you can actually see the needle marks on his arms where he would inject a liquified form of "scooby snacks" which were really nothing more than a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Shaggy would even feed the dog (which is G-o-d spelled backwards and an occult way of referring to Satan) these cocktails as well. At times, Shaggy would be so high, he would even think the dog was talking to him.

Another character in the series, Thelma, the little bull-dyke, represents the feminist movement. Hollywood makes everyone's job easier here because they never try to hide the fact that feminists are nothing more than ugly-looking women with glasses who are always reading books and bossing people around. Our lone Christian mole in Hollywood tells us that executives were even considering talk show host and human hippo, Rosie O'Donnell, for the role of Thelma.

In the character of Fred, we are subjected to a cartoon depiction of the typical homosexual male. His choice in clothing alone is enough to raise the eyebrows of any concerned Christian parent. Further evidence exists in his lack of interest in the character of Daphney, a female prostitute along for the ride who never has anything signficant to offer the group other than a harlot's smile and, sadly, unclothed cartoon legs that Landover Baptist Youth Director, Richard N. Moff, reports, "cause arousal in young boys even before they reach puberty."

The characters of "Scooby Doo" travel in a van (an enclosed vehichle suggesting deviant activity occuring within) from town to town looking for ghosts and witches and consulting with people who are familair with spirits. It's always been a carefully packaged television program that introduces innocent young children to the occult. We could go on about countless Christian horror stories where grown adults fall prostate on the altar of Jesus and plead His precious blood over addictions to homosexuality, witchcraft, beastiality, drugs, prostitution, cartoon pornography, and liberalism that can all be traced back to being seduced by the Scooby Doo cartoon series as a child, but entire books could be written on the subject.

We place this message of Christian love and experience here only because we know that Hollywood is preparing to unleash this terror from Hell on an already suffering Christian Nation. We urge you to protest vocally, and protest in silence by putting the $7 you would have paid to see the film, "Scooby Doo," into the offering plate at your local Bible-believing Baptist Church on Sunday morning. Thank you.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Scooby Doo is under the category "Gay & Lesbian" on amazon, do we need more proof?

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A2649512011%2Cp_lbr_tv_series_browse-bin%3AScooby%20Doo%2Cp_n_theme_browse-bin%3A2650370011

[Chris Haag]

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I do have STRONG opinions against your "beliefs". First of all, the term Scooby Doo is NOT a reference to the 70s. The series was started in the 60s. So, get your piffleing facts straight. Each character doesn't "represent a perverse member of society." Each character is a member of society, though. Shaggy is the stereotypical teenager of the TIME. Scared, hungry, and sleepy. His dog, Scooby Doo (for whom the series is named), is Shaggy's pet. It's a kid's show, so of course the piffleing dog is going to talk. Next is Daphne. She represents the beautiful members of society. Always concerned about her looks, though she does help the team. You should ALL go back and watch some of the older episodes. VELMA, NOT "THELMA", is next. She is the bookworm, the one to provide knowledge and, in most cases, a backbone to solving the mystery that every episode surrounds. Fred is the upper classmen of society. That's why he dresses like he does. He is the jock in high school, the college football captain that the team and everyone in the school adores. You baptists make me sick with your idiotic arguments. GET A LIFE!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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GET A LIFE!!!

We have one goal dear, to secure our next life.

And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Revelation 20:12


And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Revelation 20:15

So you see, your theories about Scooby Doo may be of interest to you, but we have far more important concerns we are addressing. I implore you to search your heart and invite Jesus into your life.