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Hello Landover Baptist Church.
There is a woman who lives down the street who smells like strawberries and she told me I should use lotion to make my wrinkles go away. I told her I do not think lotion makes wrinkles go away but she said she had some lotion that does. I asked her if it has strawberries in it but she said she did not know what it has in it. She told me the lotion is called SkinMedica.
I put SkinMedica in the Google. It is made from human foreskins. I am not making this up you can put the words SkinMedica and foreskin in the Google and you will see. One of the people who tells people to use this lotion is Oprah Winfrey. She is a colored woman who has a television show.
I can not imagine how many human foreskins it takes to make a bottle of lotion. There is a Bible verse Joshua 5:3 that says this:
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.
God told Joshua to do this. I do not know if the hill is made of foreskins or if it is called that because people went there to be circumsized. A hill made out of foreskins would make a lot of lotion.
There is also a story in the Bible about using foreskins as a wedding present but I do not have it marked with a Post-It note.
Thank you.
Rusty
P.S. I would rather have wrinkles.
There is a woman who lives down the street who smells like strawberries and she told me I should use lotion to make my wrinkles go away. I told her I do not think lotion makes wrinkles go away but she said she had some lotion that does. I asked her if it has strawberries in it but she said she did not know what it has in it. She told me the lotion is called SkinMedica.
I put SkinMedica in the Google. It is made from human foreskins. I am not making this up you can put the words SkinMedica and foreskin in the Google and you will see. One of the people who tells people to use this lotion is Oprah Winfrey. She is a colored woman who has a television show.
I can not imagine how many human foreskins it takes to make a bottle of lotion. There is a Bible verse Joshua 5:3 that says this:
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.
God told Joshua to do this. I do not know if the hill is made of foreskins or if it is called that because people went there to be circumsized. A hill made out of foreskins would make a lot of lotion.
There is also a story in the Bible about using foreskins as a wedding present but I do not have it marked with a Post-It note.
Thank you.
Rusty
P.S. I would rather have wrinkles.
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