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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468
    #91
    Re: Marijuana Kills!

    Look here, fellow.

    Our Pastor is manly and well practiced in riding horses. You have no business calling him a dude.

    Also, no one who is alive is dead. You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks on Christian web sites.

    God will punish you.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079
        #92
        Re: Marijuana Kills!

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        ...You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks...
        You imply something is going to change there. I iz confused.

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          • Aviator12
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2014
            • 5
            #93
            Re: Marijuana Kills!

            Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #94
                Re: Marijuana Kills!

                Originally posted by Aviator12 View Post
                Sir, I'm confused.
                On that, we are in agreement.


                Originally posted by Aviator12 View Post
                If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?
                There are millions of recorded deaths from the marijuana, but big jewery spends billins to cover it up. Wake up and smell the Jesus, boy!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717
                    #95
                    37 people died from marijuana overdose in Colorado within 24 hours of its legalization

                    Originally posted by Aviator12 View Post
                    Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?
                    You should do a little research before you go shooting your mouth off and make a fool of yourself...but too late.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #96
                        Re: Marijuana Kills!

                        The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.

                        Man smokes weed, sucks horse’s tallywhacker

                        In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

                        Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

                        Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

                        Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

                        Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

                        In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639
                            #97
                            Re: Marijuana Kills!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.
                            Christ-hating lie-berals will argue that one example doesn't show causation, but is it worth the risk? The emjay: Not even once!
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                              • Regis Alexandrus
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2014
                                • 218
                                #98
                                Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                Stoners need to be beat ro motivate them to be constructive instead of literallysmoking theirlives away.
                                Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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                                  • VictoryOS
                                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                     
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 5388
                                    #99
                                    Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                    Originally posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
                                    Stoners need to be beat ro motivate them to be constructive instead of literallysmoking theirlives away.
                                    Don't try to trick us into performing your perverted fantasies on you. We're a little too smart to fall for that.
                                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                    in 2016

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                                      • Regis Alexandrus
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Dec 2014
                                        • 218
                                        #100
                                        Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                        Don't try to trick us into performing your perverted fantasies on you. We're a little too smart to fall for that.
                                        I was referring to potheads who try to solve all of their problems by smoking or ingesting marijuana. They complain about everything, but they do little more than get high. I have never done illegal drugs and I will never do marijuana because I do not want to end up as a junkie who complains about everything, but does nothing but drugs and crime like robbery and prostitution to pay for the drugs, which, more likely than not, are going to be placebos by rip off artists. Junkies eat rotten leftovers from garbage cans and literally live in their own excremen in order to pay for their next fixes.
                                        Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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                                          • PaulBrown
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Dec 2014
                                            • 2
                                            #101
                                            Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                            Marijuana can be used for medical reasons though, but it's still illegal for now. You can say the same about tobacco. Good for nothing, but still freely available in every store.

                                            As long as the gov makes a lot of money with it, it'll remain that way.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #102
                                                Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                                Originally posted by PaulBrown View Post
                                                Marijuana can be used for medical reasons though, but it's still illegal for now. You can say the same about tobacco. Good for nothing, but still freely available in every store.

                                                As long as the gov makes a lot of money with it, it'll remain that way.
                                                Not if we legislate morality and safety and provide a God-Fearing government like Jesus wants!


                                                JESUSAVES
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Bjorn Jensen
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Apr 2012
                                                        • 2355
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: Marijuana Kills!

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                                                          • the_lunatic
                                                            Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                                                            • Aug 2015
                                                            • 9
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: Marijuana Kills!

                                                            A normal, healthy human would have to consume (smoke) 1,500 pounds of weed within 15 minutes to be lethal.
                                                            "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

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