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  • John C. Coleman
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by God Doesn't Exist1 View Post
    You people are all religious mormons, it is a game based upon fiction. It is in no way supporting the existence of the one you call "The Devil".

    Here's a fun little fact for you, God does not exist. I dare you to prove me wrong, show some actual proof regarding the existence of God and not some mormonic book that a peasant starting selling to gain power.

    Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake you think a simple game like Tic-Tac-Toe is the work of Satan. You're complete and utter brainwashed lunatics.
    We are Fundamentalist Baptist Christians not mormons. I can assure you that Satan is very real!

    Isaiah 14:12 "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!"

    Ok challenge accepted my friend! I will prove to you that God is real!

    2 Timothy 3:16 "All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,"

    Matthew 4:4 "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

    Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

    Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

    God is real, and created the heaven, and the earth, and man in his own image.

    We aren't talking about tic tac toe were talking about League of Legends a game that encourages children to dabble in witchcraft which is explicitly forbidden by the Holy Bible, and is punishable by death.

    Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

    Leviticus 19:31 "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God."

    1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king."

    We are trying to save our children from eternal damnation, and a life of wizardry!

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by ChurchofMundo View Post
    tl:dr
    Start talking some sense, boy. Where is your introduction thread?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by MumboJumbo View Post
    Mundo wish the best for you too!
    Mumbo, I see your English is really bad, so I will try to speak your way:

    MUMBO GO TO KITCHEN. MUMBO CLEAN THE DISHES. MUMBO HAPPY WHEN MASSA HAPPY, MUMBO UNDERSTAND?

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  • IreneS
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Is this you? (sorry everyone for the assault on your eyes)





    Surely something only Satan could have imagined!

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  • ChurchofMundo
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.
    Mundo wish the best for you too!

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by MumboJumbo View Post
    blah... blah... blah...
    Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by ChurchofMundo View Post
    cluck cluck cluck
    Do you have your father's permission to be online, young lady?

    Instead of polluting our threads with your drivel, post a proper introduction. See my signature.

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  • ChurchofMundo
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Greetings from the church of Mundo. We are an organization promoting the one true savior: Dr Mundo.

    Mundo is displeased that you tell people not to play LoL. However, Mundo is a forgiving man, so instead of smiting you with his might, he instead recommend you to test LoL yourself before making a conclusion. Mundo especially recommend you play as Mundo in LoL, as everyone know Mundo is the best champion in game.

    Mundo also very unhappy with title of thread, since everybody should love Mundo, as Mundo loves everyone in a fatherly forgiving way.

    Mundo would also like to tell you that the image you use is from wrong game. The image is from the game Dota, which is different from LoL. This mistake make Mundo unhappy, since dota have no Mundo.

    Finally, Mundo thinks you spend too much time on LoL fanart sites. Mundo not impressed by fangirl drawing of the Graves.

    On behalf of the church of Mundo, we extend our most Mundoic greetings to you and wish you the best for the new year. As a reminder from the book of Mundo, Mundo shall go where he pleases.

    PS. Mundo disapproves of your game as there is no Mundo. Mundo proposes an easy solution: make Mundo the protagonist of game. This would make Mundo very happy.

    Mundo bless.

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator View Post
    looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games
    Why are you so judgemental? How do you know it's boring if you haven't even played it? That's not fair!

    I'm sure somebody else has already asked you, but please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

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  • Redthepokemonmasterbator
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Already done!








    These games are based on
    God and His Final Judgement,
    ARMAGEDDON!



    God's love is founded in justice!
    googled this sounds like a boring version of starcraft and fire emblem

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  • Redthepokemonmasterbator
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Already done!

    ***smut link removed*** youp forgot about these ones, ***smut link removed*** ***smut link removed***
    Last edited by Pim Pendergast; 01-03-2014, 11:11 AM. Reason: Removing links to gay porn videos

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  • Redthepokemonmasterbator
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Already done!








    These games are based on
    God and His Final Judgement,
    ARMAGEDDON!



    God's love is founded in justice!
    looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Already done!








    These games are based on
    God and His Final Judgement,
    ARMAGEDDON!



    God's love is founded in justice!
    Don't forget the game The Bibleman, A Fight for Faith!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Redthepokemonmaster View Post
    YOU TRY CREATE A "GOD" BASED GAME THAT CAN BE BETTER THAN LoL
    Already done!








    These games are based on
    God and His Final Judgement,
    ARMAGEDDON!



    God's love is founded in justice!

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Redthepokemonmaster View Post
    FFFF WOMEN CANT SPEAK OR HAVE JIBS ITS THE 21ST CENTURY AND A WOMAN ACTUALLY SAID SHE THOUGHT THIS WAS INFORMATIVE LOL IS A GAME AND A GOOD ONE TOO YOU TRY CREATE A "GOD" BASED GAME THAT CAN BE BETTER THAN LoL
    Why do you atheists always spew so much hatred and bile?

    You really need Jesus inside of you, young lady.

    YIC

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