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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1

    EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

    Is it true there is a secret disco beneath the Vatican?

    We know definitively there's a place where they keep the Stolen Unicorns, and I think they also shoot that TV show Project Runway under there in secret, but lately I've been seeing a lot of images of some Disco Jesus.

    I wish we had an accurate map for the catacombs of that place for next time the DOF sends out a strike team. There are so many rooms and tunnels under there (some only accessible by gondola) and you never know when the Phantom of the Opera's going to come springing out at you.

    But, is it true there's a secret disco under there, too?


    EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican
  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #2
    Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

    This painting is owned by the Vatican Papists in Rome.

    Subliminal imagery has recently been detected by me...that's been added. (Or, was there from the artist's time) (?)

    At any rate, I'm no scientist, but with special infrared lighting the hidden images are revealed (as well as the Papist attempt to sell their "Disco Jesus" to unsuspecting Vatican visitors)

    Shameful.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

      Miss Cookie!? You've been at the brandy cake again, haven't you!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

        YES AM HAVING BRANDIES and brandy cake but medicinal only

        no one else sees the DISCO JESUS in the Papist Mists?? They released him on interwebs and im gettin to the BOTTOMS of-it!

        but right now i'm tired tho.... .night

        (but hes everywhere!)

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Miss Cookie!? You've been at the brandy cake again, haven't you!
          That was my initial reaction Pastor - it being the season and all. But after some investigation we find that indeed the cathylicks are incorporating aging burned out performers from Studio 54 into a "disco mass" replete with mirror balls - no doubt fueled by some weed in the incense burners and some Mexican white powder in the wafers.



          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • handork10
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2013
            • 7

            #6
            Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            This painting is owned by the Vatican Papists in Rome.

            Subliminal imagery has recently been detected by me...that's been added. (Or, was there from the artist's time) (?)

            At any rate, I'm no scientist, but with special infrared lighting the hidden images are revealed (as well as the Papist attempt to sell their "Disco Jesus" to unsuspecting Vatican visitors)

            Shameful.

            Dear miss Cookie!
            With all respect may I ask you to tell us the sources where you gathered your pieces of information? I would be shocked if those are reliable ones.
            Where did you get your information of that picture parodizes the one called the "Last Supper" painted by Leonardo da Vinci?
            I examined it precisely, and it is visible that this picture is only a digital reconstruction, that is created on computer, and not painted on canvas.

            So basically what you have written is false information, thus lie. I bet GOD does not like it, does he?

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284

              #7
              Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

              Originally posted by hsandor10 View Post
              Dear miss Cookie!
              With all respect may I ask you to tell us the sources where you gathered your pieces of information? I would be shocked if those are reliable ones.
              Where did you get your information of that picture parodizes the one called the "Last Supper" painted by Leonardo da Vinci?
              I examined it precisely, and it is visible that this picture is only a digital reconstruction, that is created on computer, and not painted on canvas.

              So basically what you have written is false information, thus lie. I bet GOD does not like it, does he?
              Miss Cookie is a True Christian™ and as such does not lie.

              True Christians Are Perfect

              I sure hope you do what is right and profusely apologize for making a ghastly false accusation against one of our devoted Sisters.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                Friends, let's not freak out here!

                While it is true that Mrs. Cookie sometimes eats apples that have stayed in the bowl a bit too long - a teetotaler like myself (since yesterday) knows this - it's not as far fetched as it may seem.

                It has already been established, proven, and admitted that they have a dark room in the Vatican lobby, so a disco wouldn't be a that surprising.

                It can be confusing to know that "four on the floor" can sometimes mean the number of gay cardinals (gaydinals?) having carnal knowledge of each other, and at other times refer to the beat in their version of Studio 54.

                In a way, you could say that a disco helps the prelates that haven't admitted they are sodomites yet - it has always been associated (assisiated?) with homers.

                I mean...





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                Smoking gun if you ask me.

                I'm sure Father Mo can elucidate us further on this topic.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • handork10
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                  Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                  Miss Cookie is a True Christian™ and as such does not lie.

                  True Christians Are Perfect

                  I sure hope you do what is right and profusely apologize for making a ghastly false accusation against one of our devoted Sisters.
                  Excuse me, I think I don't have to apologize for anything.
                  Firstly, I just supported with evidence (becouse the picture is only a digital reconstruction so it cannot be owned by the Vatikan ) that what she claims cannot be true (it means that is lie).
                  Secondly, the tone I used was not offensive, so I don't have to apologize for my style either.
                  And last but not least you can and have to behave as a Christian according to the Bible, but only God decises your faith. You can only assume that your Sister is true Christian (and I hope she is ) but the decision is within God's hand.
                  And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me

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                  • Thomas Taylor
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 1486

                    #10
                    Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                    Originally posted by hsandor10 View Post
                    Excuse me, I think I don't have to apologize for anything.
                    Firstly, I just supported with evidence (becouse the picture is only a digital reconstruction so it cannot be owned by the Vatikan ) that what she claims cannot be true (it means that is lie).
                    Secondly, the tone I used was not offensive, so I don't have to apologize for my style either.
                    And last but not least you can and have to behave as a Christian according to the Bible, but only God decises your faith. You can only assume that your Sister is true Christian (and I hope she is ) but the decision is within God's hand.
                    And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me
                    Oh, you poor young fool. This is the interwebs, did you not know that. How could you put a real oil on canvas in a computer screen?

                    The picture is obviously a thermal image of the original painting which shows the reaction of the different pigments used by the original artist.
                    Isaiah 66:15

                    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                    • handork10
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                      Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                      How could you put a real oil on canvas in a computer screen?
                      Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                        Originally posted by hsandor10 View Post
                        Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.
                        Poor stuffed shirt? What does that mean?

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                        • Thomas Taylor
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                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1486

                          #13
                          Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                          Originally posted by hsandor10 View Post
                          Ehmm, by digitalizing it. Poor stuffed shirt.
                          It would appear your standard of education is not of the best young lady. If you can't spell the big words, don't use them.
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                            Originally posted by hsandor10 View Post
                            *** blah blah blah ***
                            And P.S.: You've quoted that "TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE PERFECT" which is also false becouse only GOD is perfect. Ask your pastor if you won't believe me
                            Did you follow the link? Maybe you can show it to your so-called "pastor." All of our assertions are supported by Scripture, something your so-called "pastor" should look in to.

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • uzbekistan200
                              Unsaved trash, islamofascist demon
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: EXPOSED: Secret Disco Under the Vatican

                              Oh no...-facepalm-....not all things on the web are 100% true.

                              And that's ridiculous...

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