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    "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

    THIS is exactly the kind of thing that Jesus warns us about in Romans 1:24. Perverts all over the world use this day to force normal people to look at their cooters and tallywhackers on commuter trains all over the world. I have asked the Landover Baptist Prayer Warriors to send out the imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Christ directed at these degenerates. Look for massive train wrecks in response.

    Those who are not strong in Christ should avert their eyes while viewing the following pornography, fresh off the internets.



















    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

    Leviticus 20:13. I don't even want to know how many homers were enabled by this activity. After watching said videos I think I need to spend a few hours in my prayer closet.

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    • #3
      Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

      What disgusting smut is this? Surely these homers, lesbeans and weirdos should be arrested? I am appalled. They deserve to be shot.

      Where did this originate? Was this properagted by Obama and his evil minions?

      I am very glad that this has not found it's way to England yet or I would be forced to travel on the London Underground to see what these foul spawn of satan are exposing and be outraged.

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      • #4
        Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

        Originally posted by Constantine1648 View Post
        What disgusting smut is this? Surely these homers, lesbeans and weirdos should be arrested? I am appalled. They deserve to be shot.

        Where did this originate? Was this properagted by Obama and his evil minions?

        I am very glad that this has not found it's way to England yet or I would be forced to travel on the London Underground to see what these foul spawn of satan are exposing and be outraged.
        Uhm, hello?

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

          It was writen long ago.

          Genesis 44:13 Then they rent their clothes, and laded every man his ass, and returned to the city.

          The city has always been a place of depravation and sodomy.

          And do they do it in the sun? No, they chose earth holes to display their devilish flesh.

          PRAY TO JESUS!

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          • #6
            Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

            Excuse me, but what is "trousers"?

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            • #7
              Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

              Trousers are breeches, and God plainly says to go without them is wrong:

              Exodus 28:42 (1611 King James Bible)

              And thou shalt make them linnen breeches, to couer their nakednes, from the loines euen vnto the thighes they shall reach.
              The spelling britches is a spelling variant, not a corruption, dating from the 17th century. Presently, britches reflects a common pronunciation often used in casual speech to mean trousers or pants in many English speaking parts of the world.

              I was most disturbed to see small children being indoctrinated into this wickedness.

              Young minds should be indoctrinated in God's Word, not the wanton nakedness of strangers.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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              • #8
                Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Uhm, hello?

                Thanks for pointing that out Pastor, I must have missed that. I shall travel to the London andcruise on the Underground and point out to these miscreants the error of their ways

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                • #9
                  Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

                  I don't know why those perverts all don't get arrested for indecency.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: "No Pants Day" on Subways and Trains Worldwide; Satan Delighted

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I don't know why those perverts all don't get arrested for indecency.
                    Community standards, Sodom and Gomorrah style.


                    As my father once heard from a bleeding heart LIEberal talking about homersexuality.

                    "I think they should not be killed, i would even agree that they not be persecuted, but as sure as hell hope they don't make it mandatory"

                    Guess what. We're way past 2...

                    PRAY TO JESUS!

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