[Elmer G. White]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Glory! As the sinner and homer populations continue to ignore our educated advice, God intervenes! Jesus has sent a pulmonary plague that only affects these vaporists who consume the fundamentally phallic sex proxies in an activity called vaping. Praise Jesus!

Officials are investigating more than 450 possible cases of a severe breathing illness among otherwise “healthy young people”, they said on Friday.

And, praise Jesus, we have fatalities. Why? Because God promised us as much!

Romans 1:31-32
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Authorities are now desperately trying to save the homervapers in order to keep them undrmining God's Master Plan.

US health officials warned people not to vape until they determine the cause of a severe respiratory illness, which has killed at least three people and hospitalized many more.

They won't succeed as God designed quite intelligently the Vaping Machines to cause havoc among the unbelievers.

Psalms 135:7
He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth; he maketh lightnings for the rain; he bringeth the wind out of his treasuries.

Doctors will never solve this plague. Only Prayer does!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Can anyone doubt hipsters and their ilk are from Satan? Not satisfied with ruining the economy and turning regular men into raging homos, they're targeting kids, too.

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Did you mean flash light?



And yes, That flash light will work on a box mod too.

Kind regards,

Roland

OH GOD NO!!! Someone please remove the large, and abhorent picture of a metallic robo schlong! Do you stick this in your mouth, and "smoke it"? This is very disturbing I need to go pray.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Y'all are ridiculous .������ This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman. As a former smoker, I'm glad to say that vaping has improved my health dramatically and before any of you small-minded bigots even think about saying they have the appearance of a dildo, they come in a few different forms. Yes, some are tube shaped, but there are also box shaped mods like the Tugboat box mod. Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?

A "good Christian woman" wouldn't register on a church forum just to defend toys that function to give pleasure to both ends of the sinner.

[Roland]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Awesome, there's a "box mod" for these demonic devices. What kind of perverted mind thinks to combine smoking with a Fleshlight???

Did you mean flash light?



And yes, That flash light will work on a box mod too.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Awesome, there's a "box mod" for these demonic devices. What kind of perverted mind thinks to combine smoking with a Fleshlight???

[Didymus Much]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Y'all are ridiculous .😂😂😂 This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman...

So you agree with the Bible when it says that God wants all witches, homosexuals, disobedient children, and non-virgin brides who have been properly paid for killed? Please elaborate on your reasons for these beliefs in your anxiously awaited introduction thread (be sure to follow the instructions at the top of every page on that forum).

...any of you small-minded bigots...

Can you stop with the ad hominems? They only make your case look weak.

...Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?

Painfully, I'd expect.

[Tiffany.holbrook]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Y'all are ridiculous .😂😂😂 This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman. As a former smoker, I'm glad to say that vaping has improved my health dramatically and before any of you small-minded bigots even think about saying they have the appearance of a dildo, they come in a few different forms. Yes, some are tube shaped, but there are also box shaped mods like the Tugboat box mod. Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?

[YouRaiseMeUp]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I don't know why anyone would want to do this vaping. In Jamaica we have a fine tobacco and it is available here in Babylon. We don't smoke many of the cigars we make. Those we sell for money to white men. Many Englishmen smoke them. In Jamaica many take the tobacco and mix it with the ganja to smoke. I don't know why. I don't like it like that.

What is this "ganja" you speak of? Sounds dangerous.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I don't know why anyone would want to do this vaping. In Jamaica we have a fine tobacco and it is available here in Babylon. We don't smoke many of the cigars we make. Those we sell for money to white men. Many Englishmen smoke them. In Jamaica many take the tobacco and mix it with the ganja to smoke. I don't know why. I don't like it like that.

[ExTankCrewman]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Science explains all.

Are you sure? Cause I find it incredibly hard to believe a bunch of madmen who think the world was created by absolutely nothing and later "coincidentally" an explosion happened.
Sounds like something a crazy person would say.

[Back against wall]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest ***a tantrum of hate and threats***.

As I know your ego will have you back to see how this thread follows through after your sudden departure (Quite nicely thank you)
I'll just leave this image JesOS extracted from your baby photo folder here:

[Didymus Much]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Mary, guess what. You are a fat ...

Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest...

This one's cute! Can we keep him? Please? Huh? Huh?

[Des]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Hey, buddy. I hate God so much. I hate Him, I hate Him, I hate Him. Thank you

Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

Now friend, why do you hate God so much? Is it because you are Canadian? Because you write like a Canadian. Know this; God will forgive you your filthy communist Canadianship of you only ask Him to.

[Logan, Son of God]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Friend, no one did any such thing.

Did you hit your head with a hammer?

Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest ***a tantrum of hate and threats***.