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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718
    #1

    Godly Movies

    Contracted is an in-depth and realistic look at the consequences of the homersexual lifestyle.

    Synopsis: When a self-loathing lezbo is snubbed by her self-loathing lezbo girlfriend, she goes to a wild party, drinks the marijuana roofie, catches the Aids, and shoots more marijuana. As the Aids progresses, the sickly slattern slut spirals out of control, spreading the Aids and giving people worms until Satan comes to claim her soul.

    This movie fully examines what happens when people reject Jesus and choose to be homersexuals. From abomination sex to sex out of wedlock to back talking ones parents, Contracted covers the gamut of the homersexual experience. A must-see for pre-pubic children and anyone considering making a homersexual lifestyle choice.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388
      #2
      Re: Godly Movies

      What a gut-wrenching movie this was! How anyone could watch this movie and still turn away from Jesus and towards a life of sinful homosexuality is beyond me. The only complaint I had is that it dodn't show more of the depravity of homosex between women to illustrate the demented mind of the lesbian.

      I give it 5 stars.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718
          #3
          Re: Godly Movies

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          The only complaint I had is that it dodn't show more of the depravity of homosex between women to illustrate the demented mind of the lesbian.
          Agreed, Sister, but I suspect they wanted a family friendly version for the young'uns. Five year olds are not quite ready to see a pair of petite young Asian schoolgirls with unusually well developed breasts tentatively exploring their fresh bodies before growing bolder and moving on to 69ing, fisting, and giant strapons before cutting to a heavy bondage & torture scene and culminating with a 20 girl initiatory rough gangbang on the novice sapphic explorers.

          No, I'm thinking that such advanced information should be reserved for ages 12 and up.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553
              #4
              Re: Godly Movies



              Praise Jesus, I just love it when God puts huge nasty dripping festering sores on the mouths of sinners.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bjorn Jensen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2355
                  #5
                  Re: Godly Movies

                  One of the best movies ever made, one of the longest running and highest grossing motion pictures at Freehold theatres ever.

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                    • Freddy Osborne
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 538
                      #6
                      Re: Godly Movies

                      I recently watched "Under the Skin" and was pleasantly surprised. Satan disguised himself as a beautiful slut in order to lure sex fiends to utter destruction.

                      I had some reservations (SPOILER ALERT) when the retard got away, but everything ended in accordance to God's Will when another minion cleaned up the mess...

                      Leviticus 21:
                      18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

                      19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

                      20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                        • Freddy Osborne
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 538
                          #7
                          Re: Godly Movies

                          Originally posted by Des View Post
                          Agreed, Sister, but I suspect they wanted a family friendly version for the young'uns. Five year olds are not quite ready to see a pair of petite young Asian schoolgirls with unusually well developed breasts tentatively exploring their fresh bodies before growing bolder and moving on to 69ing, fisting, and giant strapons before cutting to a heavy bondage & torture scene and culminating with a 20 girl initiatory rough gangbang on the novice sapphic explorers.

                          No, I'm thinking that such advanced information should be reserved for ages 12 and up.
                          This intrigues me. Watching these deviants defile themselves on their way to sounds like some exciting fist pumping action! I am anxious to see it.
                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930
                              #8
                              Re: Godly Movies

                              I think Ray Comfort's movie evolution vs. God is a must watch for anyone interested in serious creationist debate.

                              Barring that, we can watch him peel the banana again exposing atheists to nightmares.

                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Godly Movies

                                  I can hardly wait for Godly and wholesome Kirk Cameron to Save Christmas! I pray for him daily, as I know Satan strikes down those who are the biggest threat to his empire, and Kirk Cameron is practically snatching souls for Christ right and left which really angers the devil!

                                  Praise Jesus!



                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Indian Sinner
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      • Sep 2014
                                      • 18
                                      #10
                                      Re: Godly Movies

                                      Is the movie 2012 a Godly movie?

                                      There are also Noah's Arks and massive fire, drowning as well.
                                      Explaining I love Jesus but hate Religion.
                                      Matthew 10:34: Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35: For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

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                                        • Freddy Osborne
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Dec 2011
                                          • 538
                                          #11
                                          Re: Godly Movies

                                          Originally posted by Indian Sinner View Post
                                          Is the movie 2012 a Godly movie?
                                          Only if you listen to the spiritual prophecy of mesoamerican tacos.

                                          2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
                                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                                            • Bjorn Jensen
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2012
                                              • 2355
                                              #12
                                              Re: Godly Movies

                                              One of my favourite historical movies, When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth, showing with groundbreaking special effects how cavemen for somewhere around 5,000 or 6,000 years ago lived along with dinosaurs, and the perils our ancestors faced on daily basis.

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                                                • Halleluyah Rob
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 353
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Godly Movies

                                                  One of my favorites, though a tad dated, is the classic film "Reefer Madness".

                                                  This picture was the first to expose marijuana as the deadly drug it is, and provides an in-depth look at how it eats away at the brain.

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                                                    • Max the Sheep Lover
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Aug 2015
                                                      • 2
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Godly Movies

                                                      I love the movie - Frozen
                                                      I like to wank to it.
                                                      I just wish it had sheep in it.

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