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  • BaptistBethany
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2014
    • 280

    #1

    Man has two tallywhackers!

    Dear Landover Baptist Members, I am attaching a link to a truly shocking story about a man who was born with two tallywhackers. (I urge young ladies who are unmarried not to click on the link). This man has written a filthy, smutty, porn filled book all about his two tallywhackers! He even states that he is in a relationship with both a man and a woman.

    I am sure you will all agree that this man must be a spawn of the devil.

    Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
    ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    Re: Man has two tallywhackers!

    Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
    Dear Landover Baptist Members, I am attaching a link to a truly shocking story about a man who was born with two tallywhackers. (I urge young ladies who are unmarried not to click on the link). This man has written a filthy, smutty, porn filled book all about his two tallywhackers! He even states that he is in a relationship with both a man and a woman.

    I am sure you will all agree that this man must be a spawn of the devil.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6410208.html
    He needs to cut off the tallywacker he uses for the sodomy and use the other one for it's Godly purpose: keeping his wife interminably pregnant.

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    • Jim Farmer
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293

      #3
      Re: Man has two tallywhackers!

      I bet he's a dot injun. The main medical studies of this condition are from India and nearby parts. And the dot injuns are known for demonic deformities like these. Even their gods have similar deformities.





      There's only one explanation - demons. Rectal demons
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      • BaptistBethany
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        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 280

        #4
        Re: Man has two tallywhackers!

        Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
        I bet he's a dot injun. The main medical studies of this condition are from India and nearby parts. And the dot injuns are known for demonic deformities like these. Even their gods have similar deformities.





        There's only one explanation - demons. Rectal demons
        Dear Mr. Farmer, You are probably correct. In my memory serves me right, I believe the article says he is keeping his identity and location a secret. No doubt because he knows that if he releases his personal contact information, then all the gay men would never leave him alone. Sick. Truly sickening.
        Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
        ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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