Greenland votes for sodomy

[Bjorn Jensen]

Ooga looga lushka!

Just a few days after Ireland, it appears to be a lack of squaws in the far north. Greenland, a country run by blubber-chewing, obese, heathen, drunken eskimo savages, has decided to turn their back on God in the most offensive way.

http://www.out.com/news-opinion/2015...e-sex-marriage

Greenland Unanimously Votes For Same-Sex Marriage

Hot on the heels of Ireland's historic vote, Greenland has become the latest country in the world to legalize marriage equality.

An autonomous country within the Kingdom of Denmark, Greenland's parliament voted 27:0 in favor of extending marriage and adoption rights to LGBT couples.

In 1989, Denmark became the first nation in the world to recognize same-sex unions, in the form of "registered partnerships." Greenland also adopted the Danish civil union law in 1996, but didn't follow suit when Denmark legalized same-sex marriage in 2012.

Same-sex marriages in Greenland are set to begin in October, so you will soon be able to get hitched beneath the northern lights in this arctic wonderland with a population of only 57,000. Talk about atmosphere!

I pray to God that all their igloos will melt

[CalmQuiet]

Re: Greenland votes for sodomy

I pray to God that all their igloos will melt

I hope the dumb lesbos mouths bleed from all the carpet burn from munching coochie.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Greenland votes for sodomy

I didn't realize there were 27 people in Greenland. Are you sure they counted correctly?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Greenland votes for sodomy

This is sad but unsurprising. The Eskimo-infested country of Greenland is notorious for its practice of polyandry: one harlot (Judges 16:1) woman having several husbands. We can easily surmise that the actual motivation of this custom was (and is) to provide the men with opportunities to self-expression via SODOMY (Leviticus 18:22). I am more and more convinced that since the Fall the Satanic demons that reside in the innermost lining of the large intestine (Genesis 43:30, but Joseph resisted the seduction of the demons) have been transmitted from generation to generation (Exodus 20:5) and the striving for sodomy has become the default state of corrupt mankind (Genesis 6:11). This is further emphasized in the fact that these eskimo people are savages, as close to the original state of mankind (after the Fall) and, thus, represent the smallest imaginable amount of microevolution (not to be confused with falsified macroevolution which is a heresy, while microevolution is change within Created kinds (Genesis 1:11) as everybody knows). Thus, we should assume that children are homers by nature (1 Corinthians 15:50) and they have to be taught away from it. With the rod (Proverbs 13:24). This is repulsive and, again, an entire country has legalized anal pleasures and outlawed regular marital duties. People want to take the easy way out. The readily accessible homersex has all but replaced the laborious and initially revolting conjugal relations, the price of which only comes after a delay of several decades when one sees his sons to grow up to be handsome soldiers for Christ and when one eventually reaches the Gates of Heaven and has the long-awaited rendez-vous with Jesus - the Savior kneeling before the Redeemed man and welcoming him into Eternal joys with open arms. This is something these eskimos will never see.

Here is an eskimo "family" with a harlot and three homerhusbands:


Numbers 14:33
And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.

What a waste of human resources regarding Life Eternal. My marriage with my wife, admittedly not always harmonious but relatively successful when it comes to begetting - has been violated and practically nullified by these eskimos. And not even ONE voice was raised to defend the real marriage that Jesus designed when He Created our world.

Here is Jesus. Which one do you choose, Brethren?!

I choose Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Should I also have to mention that the vast majority of Greenland's population are members of the Catholics-in-disguise Lutheran Church? This means that Greenland is a Catholic country, just like every single other country that has legalised sodomistic "marriage".