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  • Jack Glass
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2015
    • 52
    #1

    This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

    Burn on earth to avoid burning for eternity. What a clever, well thought out approach to salvation.

    Go for it Pastor Scarborough!

    Remember to film your slow and painful death so your church can sell the footage on thereby encouraging others to follow your selfless lead whilst raising the necessarily cash to fix the church roof.

    Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337
      #2
      Re: This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

      While burning alive is a small price to pay for the salvation of even one sinner, we must remember that sinners choose to burn in Hell. Human combustion may be some sort of fetish.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

          Originally posted by Jack Glass View Post
          Burn on earth to avoid burning for eternity. What a clever, well thought out approach to salvation.
          GLORY!


          This is just one more example of how Christians are more persecuted than the Gays. I'm always glad to see someone stand up to those Sodomites and Butch Lesbians of America. They need to know we love our children so much we are willing to support pastors like Rick Scarborough setting himself on fire in order to protect children from the homo's evil, wicked ways!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • worshiper29
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 125
              #4
              Re: This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

              Amen, agreed! His body will burn and be a soothing aroma before the Lord. A burnt offering.
              This seems to coincide in some sense with a couple of passages of Scripture! Genesis 22:2 & Leviticus 3:5.
              Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

              Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                • Graeme43
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

                  It looks like some homers got what was coming to them in Taiwan

                  500+ homers engulfed in flames in Taiwan as Biblical-scale firestorm spontaneously ignites, raining down fire from above
                  Peter 1:3
                  Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead

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                    • worshiper29
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 125
                      #6
                      Re: This is fantastic! Burn baby burn!

                      Originally posted by Graeme43 View Post
                      It looks like some homers got what was coming to them in Taiwan

                      500+ homers engulfed in flames in Taiwan as Biblical-scale firestorm spontaneously ignites, raining down fire from above
                      GLORY!
                      The Lord is showing a clear connection. You cannot read instructions on a label,
                      and most importantly you disobey the warnings that God Almighty posted about your filthy same sex practices!

                      Translation of the label's warning points:

                      1. If you get this flour on your skin, you can wash it off with water.
                      2. Some of the coloring might need to be washed off with bleach, use in proper concentration.
                      3. Avoid using the powder in enclosed spaces in order to avoid an explosion.
                      4. Keep away from sources of fire in order to avoid ignition.
                      5. Suggest you wear goggles to avoid eye discomfort.
                      Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                      Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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