Undeniable Proof of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

[Des]

For several nights of unspeakable terror the likes of which no woman has ever known before, a sex-crazed, penis-envying bulldyke pretended to be a man and brutally molested a woman with a lezbotronic phallus.

Gayle Newland, a friend of the victim, created a fake Facebook page in order to lure the woman into a compromising position, then, claiming disfigurement, coaxed the woman into wearing a blindfold-quite possibly the leather one with neoprene lining available at the kink factory for $24.99. Or maybe the leather with D ring blindfold from extreme restraints which goes for a whopping $156, but really doesn't work that well because the D ring isn't big enough to latch a standard leash onto.

Where was I? Oh, yes. This hairy-legged femsodomite proves the homers have a Gay Agenda, and part of that agenda is duping innocent bystanders into horrendous acts of God-disrespecting sodomy in a diabolical plot to turn everyone gay.

I'll do a bit more research to try and uncover the make of this robosodomic phallus. We can safely rule out quite a few like the 3 piece Purple Pleasure kit and the 10 speed wand massager with nuzzle tip attachment, but some of them are designed to actually look like a penis. Perhaps if we could consult a former bulldyke with experience in penis envy, we could find out which brands they favor for authentic look and feel.

Anyway, vulgar, sordid link here.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Undeniable Proof of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

...I'll do a bit more research to try and uncover the make of this robosodomic phallus. We can safely rule out quite a few like the 3 piece Purple Pleasure kit and the 10 speed wand massager with nuzzle tip attachment, but some of them are designed to actually look like a penis. Perhaps if we could consult a former bulldyke with experience in penis envy, we could find out which brands they favor for authentic look and feel.

Brother Des,

While this post of yours DOES undeniably prove the homer agenda also regarding female homers, I dare say that it also offers us, Jesus and the World unexpected HOPE. It seems that while female homers on one hand despise men and their Godly handsome physiques, there may yet still linger one part of this corrupted female homer soul that remain their own, that still belongs to Jesus Christ our Lord, Redeemer, Sweet savior, Dear Baby Jesus.

...they favor... authentic look and feel.

You've proven with these words that despite all the effort, female homers still long for the real deal, the male member, the organic tallywhacker instead of these plastic proxies!



This also proves once and for all that the homer fornication is indeed only a choice.

Philippians 1:22
But if I live in the flesh, this is the fruit of my labour: yet what I shall choose I wot not.

We must certainly admit that Satan and his minions are pivotal when it comes to this choice, but the victory of Satan is never ever complete, Baby Jesus will never give up. He is too merciful (Jonah 4:2). The one unblemished part of these females' souls still longs for men to fill their inner voids with marital relations (Genesis 2:24). Thus, within the seemingly unrepenting and hopeless homerwoman, there is a common harlot (Genesis 38:24) - and that is something we and Jesus can work on. Harlots CAN repent and in some extraordinary circumstances they can be Saved both physically (Joshua 6:25) and Spiritually (Hebrews 11:31). Let this be our task: Through ordinary harlotry we can bring the homer woman to Jesus, childbirth (1 Timothy 2:15) and thus, Jesus' bosom in Heaven. This is new magnificent hope for the majority of the Earth's womanish population!






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Undeniable Proof of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

There are few homosexuals in the city that I live in. They usually move up to Austin, because the Mexicans here like to beat them up. Some move over to degenerate Converse, which is closer, as they have an all homosexual police department. I have tried to get the Texas Rangers to attack Converse several times, but they always act like they don't know what I'm talking about; but I digress.

While there are but few men who have designs on other men here, there are many lesbian homosexuals. They are mostly Yankees who have been sent here by the Army. I have some theories about that, too, but that can wait for a later time. I have become skilled at recognizing the lesbian homosexuals. They are stern women wearing comfortable shoes. They wear no makeup, they have short hair and they object to witnessing and rebuking. Sometimes, they are violent. We try to stay away from them.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Undeniable Proof of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

It's hard to tell how far back the homer anal agenda goes before Chinese sweat shops started churning out cheap instruments of anal torture from something as ordinarily useful as Dow Corning bathtub caulk. There is ample evidence that over 100 years ago the homer/lezbo's were at it - euphemistically calling it "hysterical paroxysm".