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  • Back after a night in jail

    Back after a night in jail, thank you Pastor Zeke for bailing me out. As planned, I and a dozen of fellow church members including John Creeser, Billy Bob Jenkins and a few others protested the premiere of the new James Bond movie at Varsity Theatre and Fleur Cinema & Café, because the theme song is sung by a sodomite

    Outside Varsity Theatre yesterday, just before the filth started, I saw a homosexual "couple" about to enter the theatre. I stood with my megaphone in front of them, yelling that Hell is awaiting them if they don't become Born Again and give up their filthy lifestyle choice. One of them, a leather clad thug dressed just like if he were a Village People member, said that he would rape me and make me cry like a bitch if I said one more word.

    Scared and frightened, I stood my ground, defended myself and kicked him in the groin and hit him really hard in the face with my KJV in full force repeatedly, resulting in bloodshed and a broken nose, leaving the homer crying on the ground while reaching for his cellphone, after which I hit him in the head with the megaphone handle. The Des Moines PD quickly arrived. Instead of arresting the thug that threatened to rape me, they violently forced me on the ground, handcuffed me and dragged me kicking and screaming into the van, arresting me under the charge of battery and "hate crime" for my act of self defence. An act of unprovoked police brutality. I am now back home in Freehold after a rough night, bailed out by Pastor Zeke.

    This is a clear case of religious persecution and authoritarian behaviour by Iowa authorities, and I intend to take the case further. Just got a call from Pat Robertson to possibly appear in the show next week to tell my moving story of this persecution and blatant violation of the First Amendment, let's see what happens.

    Stay tuned for the Star Wars premiere picket.

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    Re: Back after a night in jail

    You men did a good service, and I was proud to be among the women standing just behind you, pouring bucket loads of water on those who looked like they were praying to Jesus, and hurling stones at those who failed to do so! It was a fantastic learning experience for my children. I apologize again for my son who got in the way and found his arm stuck down his pants. It won't happen again.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Back after a night in jail

      I am now being charged with hate crime and battery, whatever that means, it was a KJV and a megaphone handle I used as weapons of self-defense, not a battery. This is today's America, brothers in Christ. Where freedom of speech is a myth and you can't defend yourself against assaultants. I'm 100% sure though that our Joo lawyers at Landover Baptist provided by Pastor Zeke will get me out of this very soon. They always do.

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