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I know several of the pastors are involved with homers and I would like to send another young one your way. His mother is willing to pay all expenses for him to be sent to Iowa for cleansing and exorcism. She wants him cleaned out "deeply as possible," and here's why.
This young man is 18, athletic, and works out 5 times each week. One evening when he said he was going to the gym, his mom decided to take him and his workout buddies some healthy sandwiches with low fat meats and gluten free bread. Imagine her surprise when her son wasn't there! Well, she called his cell phone and heard what sounded like devilish disco in the background. She demanded that he explain his deception about going to the gym. He refused.
While her son was out, she installed a padlock on the outside of his door. When he came home, she locked him in immediately and has kept him there ever since. He admitted that he had been at a queer drinking establishment and was in a "hot" relationship with a "power bottom." I don't know what all that means, but she thinks it has something to do with drug abuse.
Can someone come for him? It would have to be someone very strong and able to take control since he has lean, muscular thighs and amazing biceps. I will give the address in a private message if there is room for him in the program.
This young man is 18, athletic, and works out 5 times each week. One evening when he said he was going to the gym, his mom decided to take him and his workout buddies some healthy sandwiches with low fat meats and gluten free bread. Imagine her surprise when her son wasn't there! Well, she called his cell phone and heard what sounded like devilish disco in the background. She demanded that he explain his deception about going to the gym. He refused.
While her son was out, she installed a padlock on the outside of his door. When he came home, she locked him in immediately and has kept him there ever since. He admitted that he had been at a queer drinking establishment and was in a "hot" relationship with a "power bottom." I don't know what all that means, but she thinks it has something to do with drug abuse.
Can someone come for him? It would have to be someone very strong and able to take control since he has lean, muscular thighs and amazing biceps. I will give the address in a private message if there is room for him in the program.
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