Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

[Johny Joe Hold]

I can only shout, PRIASE JESUS, for the election of President Trump. It brought into office a Vice President who recognizes the sin of homerism like we do here at LBC.

VP Pence will end legislation which is trying to eliminate conversion therapy. This professional procedure, including electro shock therapy, is the only hope for the souls of sodomites. I don't understand why there is resistance to helping those in need:

Electroshock Therapy for Gays in Church Basements? Pastoral Counselors and Christian Psychologists React to 'Conversion Therapy' Claims

psychologists and pastoral counselors are decrying the fear mongering over "gay conversion therapy," with tales of "electroshock" use in church basements, arguing that the state is trying to control legitimate therapy.

REUTERS/Rebecca CookA Gay Pride flag flies below the U.S. flag during a celebration of the U.S. Supreme Court's landmark ruling of legalizing gay marriage, January 8, 2016Several cities including Pittsburgh and Buffalo are currently considering outlawing so-called "conversion therapy" for gays amid assertions that Vice President-elect Mike Pence supports the practice and as stories surface on the Internet from teenagers who say they endured physical and psychological abuse from this type of treatment.


Dr. Carolyn Pela, President of the Alliance for Therapeutic Choice and Scientific IntegrityCarloyn Pela, president of the Alliance for Therapeutic Choice and Scientific Integrity, told The Christian Post in a Tuesday phone interview that ulterior motives are driving the push for this kind of legislation.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/electroshock-therapy-gays-church-basements-pastoral-counselors-christian-psychologists-conversion-171822/

[Nobar King]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

If I ever get turned into a gay, somebody please sign me up for this!

[handmaiden]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

When this humane and effective form of therapy is widely in use, I want to be there to flip the switch.

That way, the pretty gay boys will have the added humiliation of knowing that they have been "turned on"by a slightly decrepit woman "of a certain age"*.




Chortlingly Yours,
Handmaiden




* Though in Jesus' Eyes I am a babe.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

I hope that these reports of Vice President Elect Mr. Pence supporting such a namby-pamby false cure for sodomy are incorrect. I would expect a more manly approach from the Vice President of no other than Donald Trump. I know that Vladimir Putin would never embarrass himself by trying this kind of pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo. God has been very specific about the ultimate cure for homosexuality: Leviticus 20:13 (I'll cut to the chase) ...they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. The only electrification that would be appropriate would be a bolt of heavenly lightning. That lacking, beating, shooting, cutting, explosions, fire, hanging, and spearing are recommended.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

There's nothing with electricity that you can do to the Gay that he is not already doing to himself for a cheap sexual thrill. Therefore I wonder about the effectiveness of any treatment based on pain, degradation, humiliation or shock aversion. This is what the Gay seeks in all his sexual encounters, after all.

Instead, what is needed is to catch him young before he has had time to perfect his homosexual deathstlye. It is hard to overestimate the power of a loving touch by a senior male figure on a prepubescent Gay man. Pure man on man, preferably in a group setting.

I work with the Asian female in much the same way - electricity, shocks, humiliation, pnp, etc. - and for many of the same reasons. Praise the Lord.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

What a great choice for Vice President. In my circles we have many nicknames for Mr. Pence including

Mike "Suck the Cock? Get the shock" Pence
Mike "It's only a phase, now here's a taze" Pence
Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
Mike "Gays beware or get the chair" Pence
Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
Mike "An Electric Current is the best gay deterrent" Pence
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
Mike "Ignite the Sodomites" Pence
Mike "Zap the Trap on the Back of his Lap" Pence
Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pencee
Mike "Ohm-os for the Homos" Pence
Mike "shoot the queer like deer" Pence
Mike "hertz for homos" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the fruit" Pence
Mike "Flay the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "3 phase for gays" Pence
Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
Mike "Feel the itch? I flip the switch" Pence
Mike "Want to get pounded? Please stay grounded" Pence
Mike "If you Catch or Pitch, I flip the switch" Pence
Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
Mike "Enjoy the static or get back in the attic" Pence
Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
Mike "Hate the pussy? Get the Juicy" Pence
Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" PenceMike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Spray the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "Make the Queer- Disappear!" Pence
Mike "Pole Smoker CHOKER" Pence
Mike "Cockblocker" Pence
Mike "If men make you jerk it, complete the circuit" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away, or get voltes from double A" Pence
Mike "Rectum deflowered? The chair gets powered" Pence
Mike "If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt" Pence
Mike "Use sodomites for Christmas lights" Pence
"For gays, The Best Defense is a Good" Mike Pence
Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence
Mike "One Watt for Every Homoerotic Thought" Pence
Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence
Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence
Mike "and not kike" Pence
Mike "Like Man Meat? Have a Seat" Pence
Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence
Mike "Frag Grenade for the Gay Parade" Pence
Mike "If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power" Pence
Mike "If It's Not a Vagina, You're Going to China" Pence

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Vice President Pence Endorces Electro Shock Treatment of Homers

The false "Church" of Scientology is a hoax religion started by writer L. Ron Hubbard. Nonetheless, we here at Landover Baptist can take these opportunities to study effective treatments (in this case a lezbean) to bring the wayward back to Jesus.

The following is a heartwarming story of one such lezbean that was brought back to Grace and in her own words was restored to a faithful housewife, mother, and heterosexual companion to her husband:

Today, Crest lives with her husband, Cameron, and their two sons, Landon and Nick. She credits her family for helping overcome the trauma caused by her ordeal.

“I don’t think I would have coped without Cameron by my side,” she says. “I can safely say that marrying my husband and having children saved my life.”

We should be looking to incorporating these kinds of effective programs in our FEMA camps.

A grim glimpse into The Church of Scientology’s jail for gay people
By LGBTQ Nation •
Friday, March 25, 2016

A former top female Scientologist — who worked with some of the Church’s biggest celebrities, including John Travolta — is opening up about the three years she was forced to endure Scientology “prison” all because she kissed another woman.

In an exclusive new interview with Daily Mail, 39-year-old Nora Crest (pictured) speaks candidly about the ordeal.

“It was the most horrific time of my life,” she says. “I was battered and bruised, pushed around and nearly died trying to leave the Church, and all because I had the audacity to desire another woman.”

The cult’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuality was an “illness” and ordered the Church to “cure” any homosexuals in their midst, which is exactly what officials tried doing to Crest.

“I was brainwashed into believing I’d done wrong and had to live in horrific conditions for three years before I was finally allowed to leave,” she recalls.

Crest says after she was caught kissing her female roommate, she was sent to secret concentration camp in a remote Southern California suburb where she was made to endure hard labor.

“It was the culture where every minute of every day, hundreds of people were watching you, judging you, making sure you didn’t step out of line,” she says. “We were sleeping in dorms where there were at least 33 women on bunk beds, three beds high … We had three meals a day, where you have 20 minutes to gather your food and eat it, and 30 minutes to do your hygiene.”

“The rooms had bugs and cockroaches,” Crest continues. “The bunks were dirty mattresses with rusty springs dating back to the ’50s. Disgusting conditions become the norm and you think that’s what you deserve and that you are what they say you are: a worthless piece of shit.”

“You get used to going to the toilet and five people watch you … You spoke only when you were spoken to. All outside communication was heavily vetted.”

Prisoners were forced to work as much as 80 hours per week and were rarely given breaks. Anyone who took too long completing a task or stepped out of line in any way was tortured.

“We would stand in an empty trash can while various people poured buckets of iced water over your head and were shouting at you about what crap you were,” she explains.

Food was closely monitored, as well.

“We’d be made to wait in line for the food to be distributed. There’d be around 250 people. When the doors opened, there was large stands of burger and fries and people would be diving at them, it was like a scene from Lord of the Flies, elbowing, punching each other, ripping hamburgers from one another, screaming in each others’ faces, then running off with the food to corners of the room like rabid animals and eating it quickly.”

Crest says she begged to be freed, but officials refused. She tried escaping, but was caught and forced to return. She recalls that day in horrifying detail:

“I was trying to get to the door and got five feet from it, but they were grabbing all parts of me and dragging me down. At one point, I had 13 people on my body and was pinned to the floor. I couldn’t move … I was being kicked and punched, my face was covered in blood … I was screaming.”

She finally resorted to drinking a bottle of bleach in what she calls an act of “let me leave or die” desperation. She was sent to the hospital. When she was released, she says, “I was forced to sign a waiver that I wasn’t ever going to sue the Church, say bad things, never criticize it. I said it all to camera. I didn’t care, I just wanted to go home.”

Today, Crest lives with her husband, Cameron, and their two sons, Landon and Nick. She credits her family for helping overcome the trauma caused by her ordeal.

“I don’t think I would have coped without Cameron by my side,” she says. “I can safely say that marrying my husband and having children saved my life.”

“This can’t be allowed to happen to another person, hence why I’m speaking out.”

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/03/a...or-gay-people/