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The South American Gay Agenda
Glory to God!
I was able to find a copy of the South American Gay Agenda today, translated into American. This document will assist us in fighting the scourge of s-e-x perversion as it heads toward our borders. Here are just a few of the items in this shocking attack on Christianity:
1. Find really stupid (but cute) Americans. Call them things like "sweetie" and "honey." They eat that stuff up like crazy.
2. Befriend Americans through pen pal sites and on social media. Send them pictures of you - smiling, holding a puppy or kitten. Show yourself at least to mid-calf, and be sure your pinga is bulging.
3. Invite them to the border to chat in areas where the wall is nonexistent. Seduce all the straight men you can and then blackmail them with photos unless they help you get across into the USA.
4. Fight Christianity - even Catholicism - and ask for satan to infiltrate your soul. Silly - there is no satan. Just wanted to make sure you're listening.
5. Try to learn the whereabouts of anti-gay activists. Shoot and kill them.
6. Get teaching licenses for Spanish in American schools. Recruit every boy you can - even fat, ugly ones. Someone has to have sex with fat ugly boys - why not other fat ugly boys?
Brothers and Sisters, there are other items on this agenda that are unsuitable even for male True Christians(TM) except perhaps Brother Porter and Brother Elmer. Even Ezekiel Flint himself might be taken aback.
The ultimate goal is to take over America with homer influences by the year 2020. I believe the author of the South American Gay Agenda can help me latch onto the 2017 version of the American Gay Agenda. PLEASE pray for me as I try to obtain information. I need all the intelligence I can get to be successful.
Stay fabulous, all!
BrotherLarry
I was able to find a copy of the South American Gay Agenda today, translated into American. This document will assist us in fighting the scourge of s-e-x perversion as it heads toward our borders. Here are just a few of the items in this shocking attack on Christianity:
1. Find really stupid (but cute) Americans. Call them things like "sweetie" and "honey." They eat that stuff up like crazy.
2. Befriend Americans through pen pal sites and on social media. Send them pictures of you - smiling, holding a puppy or kitten. Show yourself at least to mid-calf, and be sure your pinga is bulging.
3. Invite them to the border to chat in areas where the wall is nonexistent. Seduce all the straight men you can and then blackmail them with photos unless they help you get across into the USA.
4. Fight Christianity - even Catholicism - and ask for satan to infiltrate your soul. Silly - there is no satan. Just wanted to make sure you're listening.
5. Try to learn the whereabouts of anti-gay activists. Shoot and kill them.
6. Get teaching licenses for Spanish in American schools. Recruit every boy you can - even fat, ugly ones. Someone has to have sex with fat ugly boys - why not other fat ugly boys?
Brothers and Sisters, there are other items on this agenda that are unsuitable even for male True Christians(TM) except perhaps Brother Porter and Brother Elmer. Even Ezekiel Flint himself might be taken aback.
The ultimate goal is to take over America with homer influences by the year 2020. I believe the author of the South American Gay Agenda can help me latch onto the 2017 version of the American Gay Agenda. PLEASE pray for me as I try to obtain information. I need all the intelligence I can get to be successful.
Stay fabulous, all!
BrotherLarry
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