What causes homerism?

[Sister Sarah]

Okay, what is it that could cause somebody to be a homer?

Why would somebody turn away from eternal happiness with baby Jesus just so they can get a tallywacker stuck into their backside or pubic hairs stuck in their teeth?

Is it from a virus? Or is it what happens when we teach evil-lution in schools? Can you prevent it by putting up a monument of the Ten Commandments on the lawn in front of city hall? Can you cure homer-sexuality?

[Talitha]

Re: What causes homerism?

Okay, what is it that could cause somebody to be a homer?

Why would somebody turn away from eternal happiness with baby Jesus just so they can get a tallywacker stuck into their backside or pubic hairs stuck in their teeth?

Is it from a virus? Or is it what happens when we teach evil-lution in schools? Can you prevent it by putting up a monument of the Ten Commandments on the lawn in front of city hall? Can you cure homer-sexuality?

This has been covered many times in previous Threads.

Homerism is a lifestyle choice, the same as Nigraism and Tardism. Any and all of these can be shooed out of a person by means of a good Ministering.
We pride ourselves on our success in these matters.

[Teflon©]

Re: What causes homerism?

This has been covered many times in previous Threads.

Homerism is a lifestyle choice, the same as Nigraism and Tardism. Any and all of these can be shooed out of a person by means of a good Ministering.
We pride ourselves on our success in these matters.

I must oppose you in this, while being Homosexual is indeed a free choice thing it cannot be said from being black or retarded, you are born black or retarded but you cannot be born gay.

[Sister Sarah]

Re: What causes homerism?

This has been covered many times in previous Threads.

Homerism is a lifestyle choice, the same as Nigraism and Tardism. Any and all of these can be shooed out of a person by means of a good Ministering.
We pride ourselves on our success in these matters.

Yes, I know that, but why would somebody actually choose such a disgusting, sinful lifestyle? It doesn't make any sense!

[Talitha]

Re: What causes homerism?

Yes, I know that, but why would somebody actually choose such a disgusting, sinful lifestyle? It doesn't make any sense!

Demons in the Colon is the usual problem or maybe a neglectful Wife.
It's sometimes caused by frequenting Atheist Bars.

[Talitha]

Re: What causes homerism?

I must oppose you in this, while being Homosexual is indeed a free choice thing it cannot be said from being black or retarded, you are born black or retarded but you cannot be born gay.

You can oppose me as much as you want, but our Ex-Nigra Ministry is proof enough for me.
Retardism is the very same as Homerism. Retardeds lick windows instead of each other.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: What causes homerism?

. . . you are born black or retarded but you cannot be born gay.

How ridiculous! I've seen several "people" that were both Negro AND Retarded, it is not an either or siutation. But it is good to see that you stand by our Godly position that Faggotry is a choice/mental disorder that can be cured with the healing power of Jesus! They're may be hope for you yet Teflon©.

[Sister Sarah]

Re: What causes homerism?

You can oppose me as much as you want, but our Ex-Nigra Ministry is proof enough for me.
Retardism is the very same as Homerism. Retardeds lick windows instead of each other.

Sometimes, they do lick each other!

Retardeds are worse than homers! At least you know what a homer will fornicate with but Retardeds will do it with just about anything! Praise Jesus for giving so many of them non-functioning tallywackers!

[Talitha]

Re: What causes homerism?

How ridiculous! I've seen several "people" that were both Negro AND Retarded, it is not an either or siutation.

That's a very good and valid point Brother Sledge.

Thank Heaven there are still some Men around here.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: What causes homerism?

That's a very good and valid point Brother Sledge.

Thank Heaven there are still some Men around here.

And thank you Sister Talitha. May I say that it is nice to be here where such comely and wise Sisters as yourself can help minister to these poor Unsaved Souls and still know their place. Bless you!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What causes homerism?

My mom always told me that homos are caused by Cattylick Priests raping small kids. That why most Cattylicks are homer baby-rapers. That why they dress in skirts.





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[Talitha]

Re: What causes homerism?

My mom always told me that homos are caused by Cattylick Priests raping small kids. That why most Cattylicks are homer baby-rapers. That why they dress in skirts.





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YOU TOO CAN BE FAT FOR JESUS !

Did you know that baby Jesus fed one big fat man with 500 loaves and 500 fishes?

In an attempt to re-create that miracle, I’m attempting to eat 500 loaves and 500 fishes in one sitting - for Charity! Yes, I hope to raise enough money to feed a starving African child on McDonalds burgers for 1 whole week! Glory!

… Go to www. LARD FOR THE LORD .com for more information ….

Well, I guess your Mother had at least some sense even if she was a Slattern.

Now, how in The Lord's name did she ever give Birth to something like you?

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What causes homerism?

Now, how in The Lord's name did she ever give Birth to something like you?

I guess she got lucky, Sister Tali. She always said I look jus lik my Daddy. Tho' I never met him, I'm sure he musta been some handsome man.

[Bama_Girl]

Re: What causes homerism?

Being gay is just a way of life for those that are. Just like you walk around thinking/talking/living your precious "bible" and "god" every day, they walk around thinking/talking/living being gay every day. Pretty simple really. It is just who they are. You may think you are changing people by making them go into gay rehab, but really you are just making them ashamed to be who they really are. That is sad and cruel and wrong.

While I am not gay and don't approve of it, I still think "to each his own". Live and let live and any number of other sayings that mean the same thing.

[Sister Sarah]

Re: What causes homerism?

Being gay is just a way of life for those that are. Just like you walk around thinking/talking/living your precious "bible" and "god" every day, they walk around thinking/talking/living being gay every day. Pretty simple really. It is just who they are. You may think you are changing people by making them go into gay rehab, but really you are just making them ashamed to be who they really are. That is sad and cruel and wrong.

When "who they really are" is sinful, evil and disgusting, they should feel ashamed! If someone decides he's really a pedophile or a murderer or, worse yet, a Catholic, they shouldn't be proud of that, should they? No!

While I am not gay and don't approve of it, I still think "to each his own". Live and let live and any number of other sayings that mean the same thing.

I can't find advice like that anywhere in the Bible! You don't read KJV 1411, do you? You're probably reading one of these liberal, feminazi, feel-good Bibles, don't you? Satan spawn!