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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2247
    #1

    Attending a Drag Show

    I have been invited to attend something called a "drag show" by a couple of friends. This particular theatrical performance will include the following women: Courtney Act, Willam, and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.


    I am assuming this is akin to an automobile race but instead of a track, the women drive fake cars and the use of special effects makes it all seem real. Apparently, many homers attend these shows and I will have the chance to witness to them about our Lord.


    My pastor says I should not attend because of the "appearance of evil" but I don't quite understand his reasoning. Anyway, I'll report the outcome after the show!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Attending a Drag Show

      I thought someone invited you to a Hillary Clinton book reading.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12307
          #3
          Re: Attending a Drag Show

          This is what has to stop. Any man can order this stiletto in Men's Size 15 for about $40. Making the sin of homerism available at a low price is bringing down the morals of this country:https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw...stiletto+heels

          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718
              #4
              Re: Attending a Drag Show

              I thought a drag show was what they did for entertainment on a Friday night in Jasper, TX.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Jim C. Lombardo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 565
                  #5
                  Re: Attending a Drag Show

                  I thought they were called drag shows because the only way a normal person would attend is if they were kidnapped and dragged out to it.

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                    • Bubba Buck
                      Toilet Biter
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 273
                      #6
                      Re: Attending a Drag Show

                      I remember when I was a big faggot I used to dress up as a woman at drag shows to trick guys into believing I was a woman so I could perform fellatio on them. It wasn't until years later it was actually THE DEVIL TRICKING ME INTO PERFORMING FELLATIO ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!! How much of a dumb dumb I was.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12307
                          #7
                          Re: Attending a Drag Show

                          There is so much talk these days about the FBI, the FBI doing surveillance on this or that and tapping phones. What the FBI should be doing is taking pictures and names at drag shows. Every person there is now, or, has the potential to be an enemy of our country. Atheist homers will lead us to Satan.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • BrotherLarry
                              Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2014
                              • 2247
                              #8
                              Re: Attending a Drag Show

                              It looks like the general opinion is that I shouldn't go. Am I reading that right?
                              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                              Amen and Amen

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                                • Ember_lea
                                  Unsaved trash
                                  Under Investigation
                                  • Oct 2017
                                  • 4
                                  #9
                                  Re: Attending a Drag Show

                                  Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                                  It looks like the general opinion is that I shouldn't go. Am I reading that right?
                                  You should've gone, you'd probably enjoy yourself


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