Palin's Church Promotes Ex-Gay Conference!

[JennyD]

Great news!

Future President Vice-President Palin's church, the Wasilla Bible Church, is promoting Focus on the Family's "Love Won Out" (a "pray-away-the-gay" conference) in Anchorage!

Palin church promotes converting gays

By RACHEL D'ORO – 6 hours ago

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

"You'll be encouraged by the power of God's love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality," according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed for about six years.

Palin's conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain's candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

Focus on the Family, a national Christian fundamentalist organization, is conducting the "Love Won Out" Conference in Anchorage, about 30 miles from Wasilla.

Rumor has it that Landover's own Mrs. Betty Bowers will be in attendance, hoping to teach the FoF people a few things about her eminently successful BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) program.

Glory! Is this not the sort of person we want one heartbeat away from the Presidency?

[Roberta]

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Wouldn't it be great if Sarah could get the whole country to unite for a Pray-Away-The-Gay day of prayer.

When two or three are gathered in His name... .

PRAISE!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Wouldn't it be great if Sarah could get the whole country to unite for a Pray-Away-The-Gay day of prayer.

When two or three are gathered in His name... .

PRAISE!

That would be wonderful, Sister. After that, she could get the whole country to replace modern sick-ular medicine with faith healing, as God's Word clearly instructs us, and get the whole country to pray away the illness lifestyle choice.

[Nobar King]

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They have those kinds of prayers every year. I think they've saved thousands of homos so far.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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"You'll be encouraged by the power of God's love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality."

"Impacted" by what?

I don't get it.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Focus on the Family, a national Christian fundamentalist organization, is conducting the "Love Won Out" Conference...

"Love won out" - what a great name. It speaks the truth to those liars who claim homosexuals are capable of feeling "love".

Can earwigs love each other when they mate? Do slugs? So how can lesbians, whose coupling is even more disgusting?

[ohmyitsjulia]

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Obama 08

[Brother Temperance]

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Obama 08

That's not even a sentence, let alone a full post. Did you mean to say "I pray Our Lord will smite Obama before the end of '08?"

[ohmyitsjulia]

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No I pray to God that he opens peoples eyes and see that this country is run by satanist republicans and will help the people to elect Obama as our next president.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Obama 08

No I pray to God that he opens peoples eyes and see that this country is run by satanist republicans and will help the people to elect Obama as our next president.

That is not the most well written sentence I've ever seen. Let's see if we can fix it.

No, I pray to God that he opens people's eyes so that they can see that this country is run by Satanist Republicans. I also pray that God will help the people elect Obama as our next president.

OK, the grammar is correct and I can understand your admittedly misguided message. Now lets fix the content!

No, I pray to God that he opens people's eyes so that they can see that this country is run by Satanist Liberals. I also pray that God will help the people elect John McCain as our next president.

Now let's punch it up, Landover style!

No, I pray to the Lord God that he opens people's godless eyes so that they can see that this once great and Godly country is run by a cabal of Jews, Sodomites, and Catholic Satanist Liberals. I also pray that God will help these misguided false Christian people elect God's Favorite Candidate John McCain as our next president.

Now that's a message we can live with!

Did I mention that I thought you were a Poopie head?

[Gothzilla]

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I am glad Gov. Palin is part of such a church =).

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I am glad Gov. Palin is part of such a church =).

Shut up Vampira, who asked you? Shouldn't you be at dance club somewhere, standing in a corner alone not dancing?

[~jacob~]

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Shut up Vampira, who asked you? Shouldn't you be at dance club somewhere, standing in a corner alone not dancing?

Shouldn't you be at some redneck ritual in which u sleep with your cousin and your sister

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Shouldn't you be at some redneck ritual in which u sleep with your cousin and your sister

Now now little girl, lets not get lippy. God forbids us to do any of the things you say here. Your 14 year old attempts to mock Jesus are not tolerated here.

[Talitha]

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Shouldn't you be at some redneck ritual in which u sleep with your cousin and your sister

Now Julia, you were put in Quarantine because you have a foul mouth.
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't Ban you?