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    Was Jesus ALSO a "Me Too"?

    While ministering on Christopher Street last evening, I heard a rumor of a movie in production that portrays Pontius Pilate being homer abusive with Jesus. Like all His other punishments and trials, Jesus just takes it like the Savior He is, refusing to let Pilate stop Him from His Divine Plan.


    These people didn't discuss specifics, but I see them all the time in this homer gathering place, so I will probably hear more in the future. I'll share it with you if so.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Was Jesus ALSO a "Me Too"?

    I trust you will not drop the ball on this, Brother Larry. I want to know as much about my Lord as I can. Spare no details. I love Him so much!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Was Jesus ALSO a "Me Too"?

      Those sneaky Romans! What will they think of next?

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      • #4
        Re: Was Jesus ALSO a "Me Too"?

        So far as we know it was the Greeks that invented this anal frolicking, and certainly the Romans must have adopted it to some extent along with other things from that "civilization". Modern homers have become so obsessed with this practice (maybe what Freud would have called anal fixation) that they will do anything to rationalize that Jesus approves of it. The homers have become good at this if you look at their success rate in convincing any number of churches to accept it - particularly the Church of England that has literally become infested with them.

        Fake news if you ask me - but we must be diligent in swatting these notions down every time we encounter them.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #5
          Re: Was Jesus ALSO a "Me Too"?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I trust you will not drop the ball on this, Brother Larry. I want to know as much about my Lord as I can. Spare no details. I love Him so much!

          Yes, Sister - we are all aware of your love affair with the Lord Jesus.


          Since this is Saturday, you can bet I'll be on Christopher Street again tonight, trying to learn what I can about this "movie." I will keep my ears tuned for further details. Hopefully I will also bring more men to their knees, as nothing gives me more fulfillment.


          BrotherLarry


          PS: Just as I was finishing this post, one of my homer informants told me that "Jesus Christ Superstar," a blasphemous play from ancient times, features the character of Pilate calling Jesus a "broken man, cluttering up [his] hallway." He also implies that Jesus was not very well endowed, singing: "Oh, so THIS is Jesus Christ? I am really quite surprised. You look so small." This play is being performed live on the television set soon. Pray against it, people! The person who played Pilate in the 1970 production died in 2017, which was surely a punishment from the LORD for his sins.
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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