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    Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

    All of you know that I would bend over backwards to reach a homosexual. I am always willing to lend a hand and a strong, muscular, young, Christ centered shoulder when needed. But I still feel pain all the way to the bowels of my being when I think of how many homers accept gay s-e-c-k-s and same gender marriage, totally abandoning the natural affections with which they were born.


    As I prayed about this today, the LORD led me to book a trip for the next "Bear" weekend in the city of Chicago. I have also been led to attend several "Pride" events during the month of June. God told me He would bring many men in my direction during these often depraved and sinful gatherings. I want to spit in the face of the devil by bringing these men home and sharing love with them.


    Friend, I know we are all tired of hearing gay this and gay that, but a homer can be a fabulous witness once they have knelt and opened themselves to the abundant love of the Lord and me. Can I count on your fervent prayers? I also need to find a nice leather outfit so that I can gain entrance into certain events during the weekend in Chicago. I want something that will glorify Christ rather than bring joy to satan. Perhaps Brother Faith Machine has some suggestions? Or could one of you ladies craft something for me? Remember, you aren't doing this for me - you're doing it for the Lord.


    I praise You, Jesus, for speaking to me about these opportunities to bring men home.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

    An ex-Gaywise is a wonderful advert for Christ.

    Choosing to attracted to the correct sex is a decision every Man has to make and there is no excuse for choosing to be attracted to the wrong sex.

    When a homer decides to start finding women attractive, like normal, he is showing the world the power of Christ!

    Luke 15:32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

    But we must just make sure that making Merry does not mean backsliding into anal antics of the buttockular kind

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

      Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.
      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
      Deuteronomy 6.5

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      • #4
        Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

        Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
        Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.

        Sister Esther,
        That would be wonderful. I'll send you my measurements shortly!
        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #5
          Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          All of you know that I would bend over backwards to reach a homosexual. I am always willing to lend a hand and a strong, muscular, young, Christ centered shoulder when needed. But I still feel pain all the way to the bowels of my being when I think of how many homers accept gay s-e-c-k-s and same gender marriage, totally abandoning the natural affections with which they were born.


          As I prayed about this today, the LORD led me to book a trip for the next "Bear" weekend in the city of Chicago. I have also been led to attend several "Pride" events during the month of June. God told me He would bring many men in my direction during these often depraved and sinful gatherings. I want to spit in the face of the devil by bringing these men home and sharing love with them.


          Friend, I know we are all tired of hearing gay this and gay that, but a homer can be a fabulous witness once they have knelt and opened themselves to the abundant love of the Lord and me. Can I count on your fervent prayers? I also need to find a nice leather outfit so that I can gain entrance into certain events during the weekend in Chicago. I want something that will glorify Christ rather than bring joy to satan. Perhaps Brother Faith Machine has some suggestions? Or could one of you ladies craft something for me? Remember, you aren't doing this for me - you're doing it for the Lord.


          I praise You, Jesus, for speaking to me about these opportunities to bring men home.
          Brother Larry, I pray your time at Pride was one that spread God's love deeply amongst the homers. You seem like a real, true man who takes Christ's power and love to where it's needed.

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          • #6
            Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

            Brother Cigar,
            I am grateful for your manly encouragement. I was at Minneapolis pride this year, along with Chicago, Indianapolis, Louisville, and St Louis. I was pleased to see hundreds of men turning to Jesus. Most of them thanked me in their homes while others fellowshipped with me in hotels. Joy was spread all over me and I cannot thank God appropriately. Glory!
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

              Yes, I will always encourage another Man of Christ to help spread the joy and message of Christ's power and love. I hope you helped man faggot homers to see The Light of your righteous message. YIC, My Brother!!

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              • #8
                Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                It is indeed heartwarming to read the witnessing stories of the homers and how contemplating a manly Jesus can bring peace and contentment to the lives of these sinners.

                Such is not the case this year in Sin Francsico as violence broke out amongst the lezbeans. The city is known for its open drug culture, and no doubt these lezbeans were hopped up with injections of testosterone.

                It's not known just what provoked the violence, but rumors were that some transgender lezbeans caused it when other lezbeans discovered that some of them still had tallywhackers.

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #9
                  Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                  Don't pretend you don't find this attractive, Doctor

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                  • #10
                    Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                    also, that's saying bisexuality is okay

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                    • #11
                      Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                      Originally posted by Gayprostitute View Post
                      also, that's saying bisexuality is okay
                      Bisexuality is NOT "okay" because it's impossible for a bisexual to be faithful.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        Bisexuality is NOT "okay" because it's impossible for a bisexual to be faithful.
                        Oh, so you aren't of faith?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                          Originally posted by Gayprostitute View Post
                          Oh, so you aren't of faith?
                          Oh, so you aren't of reading comprehension?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Oh, so you aren't of reading comprehension?
                            I only have as much reading comprehension as the people here have a logical thought process

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                            • #15
                              Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD

                              Originally posted by Gayprostitute View Post
                              I only have as much reading comprehension as the people here have a logical thought process
                              Another lost cause, then.


                              Why are you here?

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