Gaywise Saves Jesus' budget for matches

[BrotherLarry]

In an attempt to protest fossil fuels, a homer attorney in Brooklyn ironically set himself on fire. CLICK HERE TO READ MORE.


Oh, yes, Mr. Buckel. Your action will immediately end the use of fossil fuels in the world. I can see executives of those companies running to take money from their bank accounts for fear that the fossil fuel industry will go under come Monday morning. And how thoughtful of you to use fossil fuels to create the fire that killed you.


It was a "let's say something with fossil fuel" day for you, wasn't it, sir? Obviously a bottom following the orders of your master.


All of heaven is rejoicing that you didn't wait until the Lord had to throw you in the Lake of Fire.

[handmaiden]

Re: Gaywise Saves Jesus' budget for matches

Is it too obvious to make "flaming gay" remarks? I feel like Jesus would hold me to a higher standard.

My heart tells me that God wants to me to work harder in commenting on the evils of those who oppose Him. "Flaming gay" really isn't a stretch of my literary muscles.


Forgive me, Jesus, for taking the easy path. In the future, I will put more effort into my condemnation of others.