Friends,
As your go-to individual for all things homer, I want to conduct investigations into whether or not following the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church leads to being a Lisbon or a Homer gay. In just the first few hours of my research, I believe these two items are correlational and support my hypothesis:
1. Homers are often on their knees. Yes, ALL Christians should pray before GOD in a respectful manner, but in the Roman church, one finds "kneelers," which are explained to be helpful for the constant up and down one finds while "celebrating" Mass. However, would it not be just as convenient for someone to kneel while another person in the pew in front turns around, enticing gay activity? I think so.
2. The "confessional," which is an absolutely unnecessary enclosure where one spends private time with likely homer priests while rambling on about what they did Saturday night and will likely do the following night: Most have sliding doors which the priest opens to better hear the person's confession. Or is it just a fancy glory hole, the sordid opening found in some restrooms and adult book stores to facilitate abominations against GOD?
As you can see, overwhelming evidence has appeared already. As I continue to seek out homer Catholics and their hidden agenda, I hope that I can count on you to provide evidence as well and also I pray that you'll provide support through comment and prayer. If anyone can get to the bottom, I can. Oh, Praise Jesus!
BrotherLarry
As your go-to individual for all things homer, I want to conduct investigations into whether or not following the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church leads to being a Lisbon or a Homer gay. In just the first few hours of my research, I believe these two items are correlational and support my hypothesis:
1. Homers are often on their knees. Yes, ALL Christians should pray before GOD in a respectful manner, but in the Roman church, one finds "kneelers," which are explained to be helpful for the constant up and down one finds while "celebrating" Mass. However, would it not be just as convenient for someone to kneel while another person in the pew in front turns around, enticing gay activity? I think so.
2. The "confessional," which is an absolutely unnecessary enclosure where one spends private time with likely homer priests while rambling on about what they did Saturday night and will likely do the following night: Most have sliding doors which the priest opens to better hear the person's confession. Or is it just a fancy glory hole, the sordid opening found in some restrooms and adult book stores to facilitate abominations against GOD?
As you can see, overwhelming evidence has appeared already. As I continue to seek out homer Catholics and their hidden agenda, I hope that I can count on you to provide evidence as well and also I pray that you'll provide support through comment and prayer. If anyone can get to the bottom, I can. Oh, Praise Jesus!
BrotherLarry
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