Godly Kansas Calls Gay Marriage a Parody

[BrotherLarry]

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The link above describes what the Godly lawmakers of Kansas are trying to do still today - uphold the sanctity of real, straight marriage - by calling homer marriages a "parody." Where they miss the mark, I think, is calling it a "religious" thing. No religion of which I am aware would claim the wedding of one homer to another homer to be anything religious in nature. Nay, it would be an abomination, which it is in God's eyes and certainly in my masculine, straight, hetero eyes.


Queers are trying to destroy our country. Even though the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage, I don't see Jesus being asked about it today and He wasn't consulted then. As someone who sees homers on a regular basis in my ministry, I can vouch that our nation and our very security as a people will be ruined if more states don't take action like Kansas is doing.


Mr. Mayor, I trust Freehold has some sort of ordinance about homer unions and if not, they very well should. Oh, Jesus, Come and rescue us from this sinful world.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Godly Kansas Calls Gay Marriage a Parody

We also need spiritual protection (provided by the government) for sexual advances on the President. The dirty harlots accusing Mr. Trump of acts against the sanctity of marriage need to be SHUT DOWN NOW. We already saw enough of that with the disgusting Mr. Clinton. Time to clamp down on this once and for all.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Godly Kansas Calls Gay Marriage a Parody

As I recall, Freehold's ordinance reads, "God will not be mocked." The prohibition against homer marriage would fall under that statute.

It would prohibit all parody also. Truthfulness is a tradition we adhere to in Freehold.