I'm not one to call our loving savior a liar to his face but a news story I just read has given me cause for doubt on His most sacred truth about sexual relations with the anus.
This poor woman's organs were all on the wrong side of her body meaning that her anus and her stinky place had switched places. Notice that she was Christian who had 5 children. Think about that. Think about what her husband - presumably a good Christian man - had to do when fulfilling his marital duty to swell Jesus's army with loyal soldiers. Anal anal anal anal anal sex. At least 5 times.
Are they burning in Hell right now or is there an exception in the Bible?
'A medical marvel': Woman lived to 99 with organs on wrong side of her body
Rose Marie Bentley lived most of her life in a rural Oregon town where she and her husband owned and operated a local feed store. She sang in the choir, taught Sunday School, and loved to garden.
Rose was an avid swimmer, raised five children, helped her husband run a feed store and lived to 99. It was only after she died that medical students discovered that all her internal organs... were on the wrong side.
Rose Marie Bentley lived most of her life in a rural Oregon town where she and her husband owned and operated a local feed store. She sang in the choir, taught Sunday School, and loved to garden.
Rose was an avid swimmer, raised five children, helped her husband run a feed store and lived to 99. It was only after she died that medical students discovered that all her internal organs... were on the wrong side.
Are they burning in Hell right now or is there an exception in the Bible?
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