[ExGay Alex]

Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

You're turned on my both Talitha and Zeke? Sad, very sad.

Jesus only loves American English, but here's Greek poem I will share with you, in the interests of extending the olive branch.

Είστε ομοφυλόφιλων.
Η μητέρα σας είναι μια πόρνη.
Οι Τούρκοι έρχονται.
Θα σας το βιασμό.
ΟΠΑ! ΟΠΑ! ΟΠΑ!

It means:

You may not believe me
But what I say is true.
If you love your neighbor
He will love you, too.
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

[Turk Sucker]

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You're turned on my both Talitha and Zeke? Sad, very sad.

Jesus only loves American English, but here's Greek poem I will share with you, in the interests of extending the olive branch.

Είστε ομοφυλόφιλων.
Η μητέρα σας είναι μια πόρνη.
Οι Τούρκοι έρχονται.
Θα σας το βιασμό.
ΟΠΑ! ΟΠΑ! ΟΠΑ!

It means:

You may not believe me
But what I say is true.
If you love your neighbor
He will love you, too.
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

I'm sorry to say this to you,but whoever told you(and translated) this poem must REALLY hate you. And I can't say I blame them. And he should learn better greek. "Βιασμό" is a noun,not a verb and and "ομοφυλοφίλων" ain't used in the right way...(I would explain further but your simple and even-for-the dumbest language doesn't have such a thing,so I can't describe it)

[ExGay Alex]

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I'll stick to Russian. But the sentiment it expressed was sincere.

[Andreas Ivanschitz]

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I agree about Adam and Eve, i thought Talita meant smth else.

[Remy Lebeau]

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That's wasn't a very nice thing to say about me. My mother always told me I was the handsomest guy in school.

Your paperwork went through, Joshua. Jesus has smiled upon you so she could not be referring to you. The only "black" person around her is that afro-greaser with delusions of grandeur.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Oh but we are...And not only that,but we can infect other people with AIDS electronically.For example,every single person that posted before or after me in these forums is now infected with the HIV virus. Enjoy \m/

What are you, a retardate? You just said "Human Immunodeficiency Virus virus." The V stands for "Virus." That's like saying "Zionist Occupied Government government" or "Republican In Name Only only."

Allow me to laugh.

[Turk Sucker]

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What are you, a retardate? You just said "Human Immunodeficiency Virus virus." The V stands for "Virus." That's like saying "Zionist Occupied Government government" or "Republican In Name Only only."

Allow me to laugh.

This is not a scientific forum(obviously),I don't double check everything before I post,so screw-ups are pretty much allowed. If you also had the Edit command,I'd be able to have fix it long before.

But what about you,don't you think that you are a bit hypocritical yourself???Your "title" says Christ-O-Holic,and the definition for aholic is here. So what you're implying is that you have an excessive need for Christianity and Jesus,so furthermore that one can have only that much Jesus,and then it becomes an obsession,which is a bad thing. How can talking about Jesus be a bad thing? I think you're not a True Christian,impostor!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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This is not a scientific forum(obviously),I don't double check everything before I post,so screw-ups are pretty much allowed. If you also had the Edit command,I'd be able to have fix it long before.

Typical liberal, touting revisionist history. I bet you think the Iraq war was a failure too, eh Mr. Sucker?

Also, I take deep offense for your insulting this forum and calling us non-scientific. I didn't spend nearly 10 months in Landover's doctoral program to be insulted in this way. My team and I have worked long and hard to be recognized as leaders in our respective fields, and I expect you to have the decency to respect that. I have dedicated my life to helping to reveal God's Truths via science, and I will not allow you to denigrate my great contributions to the field of True Science(tm).

But what about you,don't you think that you are a bit hypocritical yourself???Your "title" says Christ-O-Holic,and the definition for aholic is here. So what you're implying is that you have an excessive need for Christianity and Jesus,so furthermore that one can have only that much Jesus,and then it becomes an obsession,which is a bad thing. How can talking about Jesus be a bad thing? I think you're not a True Christian,impostor!

Being a Christoholic is a bad thing? Says who, Mr. Sucker? I think having an addition to Jesus is a *good* thing--it'll get me into heaven. Having any other addiction will get you sent straight to Hell; doesn't seem the same to me! And I suggest you stop calling us hypocritical, since we follow the Word of Jesus to a "t" here, and that in and of itself can never be hypocritical. Ever.

[Turk Sucker]

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Typical liberal, touting revisionist history. I bet you think the Iraq war was a failure too, eh Mr. Sucker?

I don't think.I'm pretty sure.And who exactly are you calling Mr?

Also, I take deep offense for your insulting this forum and calling us non-scientific. I didn't spend nearly 10 months in Landover's doctoral program to be insulted in this way. My team and I have worked long and hard to be recognized as leaders in our respective fields, and I expect you to have the decency to respect that. I have dedicated my life to helping to reveal God's Truths via science, and I will not allow you to denigrate my great contributions to the field of True Science™.

I didn't say you guys aren't scientific.I said that this is not a scientific forum. It's God's favorite forum,not science's! I believe even you agree with this one..

Being a Christoholic is a bad thing? Says who, Mr. Sucker? I think having an addition to Jesus is a *good* thing--it'll get me into heaven. Having any other addiction will get you sent straight to Hell; doesn't seem the same to me! And I suggest you stop calling us hypocritical, since we follow the Word of Jesus to a "t" here, and that in and of itself can never be hypocritical. Ever

Once again the meaning of my words eludes you and I have to explain this to you.
By having the world Christoholic,YOU guys imply with something being wrong with worshipping Jesus Christ too much.There's nothing wrong with working,but a workaholic ain't in a good state,don't you agree?So,in my opinion,since you True Christians(how can I put the trademark thing?) can love and talk about Jesus as much as you want without any negative aspects, you can't be Christholics. Therefore,one who does claim to be Christoholic can't be a True Christian.

OWNAGE!!!

[Filet-o-fish]

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The word "hell" comes from "Hellanic" you know.

Quite the contrary, Zeke, 'hell' is from the Middle English helle; 'Hellenic' is from the Greek Hellenikos. Unfortunately, not everything about the Greeks is quite so sinful.

Incidentally, sodomy was also rather popular with the Romans. Their pedagogi (essentially male slaves-turned-nanny) might have certain relationships with their charges. Not to say that it was entirely a common occurrance, but it did indeed happen.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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So did you come by your expertise on sodomy first-hand?

[The G-Rod]

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Unsaved = Unwelcome.

If the Unsaved are unwelcome, how do you ever intend to spread the gospel? We are meant to spread the teachings of Christ to the unsaved, not turn them away from the light of the Lord. The idea that anyone is going to Hell should horrify you as a Christian. When Jesus came to this world, He opened His arms to the unsaved. If Christ had turned away all the sinners and the unsaved, there wouldnt be a church would there? Jesus wanted us as His followers to spread His good word to the sinners whom need His word so badly, not turn them away from the light so that the only master they'll ever know is Satan.

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.

[Jean Poole]

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If the Unsaved are unwelcome, how do you ever intend to spread the gospel? We are meant to spread the teachings of Christ to the unsaved, not turn them away from the light of the Lord. The idea that anyone is going to Hell should horrify you as a Christian. When Jesus came to this world, He opened His arms to the unsaved. If Christ had turned away all the sinners and the unsaved, there wouldnt be a church would there? Jesus wanted us as His followers to spread His good word to the sinners whom need His word so badly, not turn them away from the light so that the only master they'll ever know is Satan.

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.

Read your Godly KJV, Groddy.

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

We at Landover are here to have Fellowship with other True Christians™. You UnSaved Trash are not here for us to have Fellowship with, and so you are unwelcome. If you do come here, we are Biblically bound to reprove you from your sins.

Repent!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If the Unsaved are unwelcome, how do you ever intend to spread the gospel? We are meant to spread the teachings of Christ to the unsaved, not turn them away from the light of the Lord. The idea that anyone is going to Hell should horrify you as a Christian. When Jesus came to this world, He opened His arms to the unsaved. If Christ had turned away all the sinners and the unsaved, there wouldnt be a church would there? Jesus wanted us as His followers to spread His good word to the sinners whom need His word so badly, not turn them away from the light so that the only master they'll ever know is Satan.

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.

How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Allowed to Attend Church?

It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like President George W. Bush inviting members of Al-Qadea into the Oval Office to sit in on a meeting to discuss ways of capturing Osama bin Laden. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!

[The G-Rod]

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How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Allowed to Attend Church?

It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like President George W. Bush inviting members of Al-Qadea into the Oval Office to sit in on a meeting to discuss ways of capturing Osama bin Laden. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!

But it doesnt sound like you do that either. It sounds to me like you dont bother to go and try to convert those that are unsaved to the light of the Lord. Instead, you are the ones that sit on your hiney while the world falls further into sin. Why not let the unsaved in to hear the good news of Christ so that they know what they're missing?

Besides, no one wants to convert to something if they dont know anything about it. Yes you can pick up a KJV Bible and read it but most find it difficult to read which is why we need to tutor them in the word of the Lord (what church is intended to do). It doesnt make sense that you wont teach the unsaved but you expect them to believe something they dont fully understand. If you say you are saved but do not understand what that means, then you are not saved.

We are not asking you to "fellowship". You are asked, as an Independant Baptist preacher, to preach the word of God to the needy. Church isnt supposed to be some social setting, its a house of the Lord.

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.