A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

[Johny Joe Hold]

We here at Landover Baptist predicted it, now we're seeing it. A President's cabinet made up for Satan's favorite Sodomites. Pete Buttigieg is Biden's pick for Transportation. Buttigieg has a "husband" and was on TV kissing him.

The Secretary of Transportation goes around the country handing out millions of dollars and is chief ribbon cutter for completed projects. This is a job for a burley ex construction executive, not a girly man.

Our wonderful interstate highway system that allows our SUV's to travel at 80 MPH was started by President Eisenhower in 1956, the National Defense Highway Act. With Sec. of Transportation committing the ultimate sin every night, we can expect all the interstates to have rainbow center lines.






Smooth-talking Buttigieg to be Biden’s infrastructure salesman in chief - POLITICO

[Dennis Lukes]

Secrefairy of Trannypornstation Peter Puffer Bootygay

So let me get this straight: Biden thinks he's going to be able to make deals with Mitch McConnell, but he intends to begin his presidency by FIRING MCCONNELL'S WIFE (Secretary of Transportation Elaine "Ching Chong" Chao) AND REPLACING HER WITH A QUEER? I defy any liberal to tell me Biden isn't senile and riddled with Alzheimer's. By the end of next year he'll be wandering around the park asking pigeons if they've seen his wife and daughter.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Secrefairy of Trannypornstation Peter Puffer Bootygay

So let me get this straight: Biden thinks he's going to be able to make deals with Mitch McConnell, but he intends to begin his presidency by FIRING MCCONNELL'S WIFE (Secretary of Transportation Elaine "Ching Chong" Chao) AND REPLACING HER WITH A QUEER? I defy any liberal to tell me Biden isn't senile and riddled with Alzheimer's. By the end of next year he'll be wandering around the park asking pigeons if they've seen his wife and daughter.

Yes, Brother Lukes, it makes no sense. The Chinese wife of McConnell, Elaine Chao, made certain there were highway projects in the states where a Republican Senator was in a tough race. I think she would do business with Biden. Maybe they could help a few more Democrats than Republicans but deals could be made.

Biden does not seem to understand, and I'm glad he doesn't, that the Sec. of Trans. is his ticket to a 2nd term. When Biden didn't select a pol to this job I knew we Republicans would be back in the President's chair in four years.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

None of our roads is going to be straight.

[Isabella White]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

We here at Landover Baptist predicted it, now we're seeing it. A President's cabinet made up for Satan's favorite Sodomites. Pete Buttigieg is Biden's pick for Transportation. Buttigieg has a "husband" and was on TV kissing him.

The Secretary of Transportation goes around the country handing out millions of dollars and is chief ribbon cutter for completed projects. This is a job for a burley ex construction executive, not a girly man.

Our wonderful interstate highway system that allows our SUV's to travel at 80 MPH was started by President Eisenhower in 1956, the National Defense Highway Act. With Sec. of Transportation committing the ultimate sin every night, we can expect all the interstates to have rainbow center lines.






Smooth-talking Buttigieg to be Biden’s infrastructure salesman in chief - POLITICO

Oh, this is simply terrible, dear Brother Mayor Hold! How can our great and blessed go from having such excellent leadership under President Trump, to going down the drain so quickly because of Sleepy Joe Biden?

That photo that you've provided is positively frightening! It's an example of how our streets will be turned over to debauchery and wickedness, at every intersection, thanks to the Demonrats. And, with this Pete Buttgay person being in charge of the Transportation portfolio, I shudder to think of him re-naming our roads. These two photos show examples of this, and it's a reminder of how we must pray, more than ever, that sin will be defeated and that President Trump shall remain in the White House!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

Oh, this is simply terrible, dear Brother Mayor Hold! How can our great and blessed go from having such excellent leadership under President Trump, to going down the drain so quickly because of Sleepy Joe Biden?

To be honest, Sister Isabella, I could see this Buttigieg turning interstate rest areas into gay bathhouses. Homers do not have a moral compass like we True Christians™ have.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

To be honest, Sister Isabella, I could see this Buttigieg turning interstate rest areas into gay bathhouses. Homers do not have a moral compass like we True Christians™ have.

Amen to that, they don't have any more moral compass than a dog rapist, a serial killer, a Muslim, or anyone else who willingly and in full awareness of the sinfulness of their actions chooses to spit in God's eye and flout the divine commandments set forth in the KJV 1611 Holy Bible. Peener Buttergag, erstwhile mayor of South Bend, Indiana, city of the sodomite damned, will be a disgrace. He will introduce butt sex, drugs, and other forms of vice into the Department of Transportation. Decent Americans will no longer be safe on our nation's interstates, so there's only one thing we can do: pray

[Isabella White]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

To be honest, Sister Isabella, I could see this Buttigieg turning interstate rest areas into gay bathhouses. Homers do not have a moral compass like we True Christians™ have.

I must say, dear Brother Mayor Hold, that this is a great concern of mine, too. Our beloved President Trump worked so hard at rescuing from all of that sinful, permissive, same-sex stuff that was encouraged during the Obummer years. And, now, we could very easily see President Trump's mighty, righteous work dismantled by those deviant Demonrats.

And, mark my words, if they do as you've said (about turning the interstate rest rooms into dens of iniquity), well, I think we will see the wrath of Almighty poured out upon this great nation -- in very little time!

Why, I can see it all now. For one thing, it won't be safe to take the car out of the driveway again!



And, for another, if Pete Buttgay gets that position, we will be seeing more of his type, running their motorcycles up and down the roads until all hours, and getting into all kinds of devilish debauchery. Furthermore, I'm afraid that they may even go so far as to entice our good police officers to join their disgusting ranks!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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None of our roads is going to be straight.

Every day will be like a pride march. He will transmogrify our great street names into disgusting innuendos. WHY BUTTIGAGE? WHY?

Ave = An*l/V*ginal Expected
Rd = Rogered
St = Sluts Ahead
Ln = Reverse A*nal
Dr = Bring Drugs
Way = Weird G*y
Pl = P*nis Lookout
Blvd = BDSM

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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From interstate highway rest stops, air ports and commercial flights, trains and train stations - nothing to eat but quiche. It will bring our transportation system in this country to its knees.

[Isabella White]

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From interstate highway rest stops, air ports and commercial flights, trains and train stations - nothing to eat but quiche. It will bring our transportation system in this country to its knees.

Oh, absolutely, dear Brother Bryan! Instead of this:


there will be this:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: A Homer As Secretary of Transportation is an Outrage

Oh, gross. I just had a dream where I was at a party and all anybody did was eat gigantic novelty cakes, each one weirder and cakier than the last. Feeling sick just thinking about that...Nightmare? Sickmare?

Anyway, here's a very detailed series of hot takes from center-liberal megawonk Matthew Yglesias:

...Most people who write about politics do not love transportation policy but do have strong feelings about Mayor Pete. That’s leading to a lot of bad takes...

But America is not good at the kinds of things progressives are most interested in — rail and transit — and getting a career member of the kind of dysfunctional bureaucracies that don’t know how to board a train, have sky-high construction costs, and antiquated commuter rail operations would not be good.
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Pete’s transportation record as mayor is really good. He was a complete streets guy, he improved the commuter rail connection to Chicago, he legalized ADUs, expanded missing middle housing, and reduced parking minimums.
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...the federal government is a fairly dominant player in aviation policy and there’s a lot happening here from the FAA’s NextGen project to Boom Aviation trying to make supersonic passenger aircraft great again. Also tons of drone stuff.

BOOM aviation? Drones? I think we just might have a found a cost-effective, bipartisan solution to America's mass transit woes: just make every commuter flight double as a bombing raid. Carry bombs on the outgoing flight, pick up commuters on your way back to base. We'll need lots of golf courses with really big water-hazards (where else are we supposed to put all the aircraft carriers?)

I hope this is obvious to everyone, but it just can’t be stressed heavily enough that social media performative Pete-hatred is not actually about Pete.

I’d say most generously it’s about an accurate sense that his existence threatens the young socialist left’s belief that the future belongs to them. Joe Biden, yesterday’s man, is easy to live with. So is the politically clumsy Kamala Harris. [No, it's because as a black woman she outranks them, and thus is above criticism no matter what she does] But the prospect of a charismatic, talented, ambitious normie Democrat who’s not going away any time soon is terrifying.

But this is good! Right now Democratic Party politics is largely polarized between an ossified and uninspiring establishment and a group of young, dynamic leftists who are wildly out of touch with political reality. Fresh faces who know how to be interesting while also knowing how to read public opinion surveys are exactly what the country needs...

"The country" must refer to North Koreastan or Cubarabia or whatever sh!thole country the author illegally immigrated from.

"we appear to be on the verge of a breakthrough in self-driving cars as well as a breakthrough in solid-state batteries for electric cars. These are potentially game-changing technologies in terms of quality of life and environmental sustainability, so anything the Transportation Secretary can do to nudge them along is a really big deal."

"Nudge"? Is that what groping is called when sodomites do it?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Don't worry Mr. Thurmond. Transportation and other federal departments are really only there to provide a backdrop for fresh-faced party influencers and for filling out self-imposed diversity quotas (feeel the virtue). Who can forget the memorable tenure of Herman Cain at HUD. Pete's will simply move into new leadership positions every 1-2 years as long as stays sufficiently devoid of ideas and doesn't make the news with outlandish expenses on taxpayer dime.

With Joe Biden as his mentor, soon enough - probably after the Indian lady - it will be his turn to play President as a precursor to a long career lecturing wealthy "folks" on leadership realizing the dreams of former diversity hire Barack Obama's father.