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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12697

    #1

    Trump's Theme Song, YMCA, is Not About Homers

    There has been this false back story for years that the famous song, YMCA, is about a gay urban man. As soon as Trump adopted it for his theme song everyone should know this was not true.

    Anyone can see from the original and official video it is a song about a masculine construction worker looking for a place to live during a project:



    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2388

    #2
    Re: Trump's Theme Song, YMCA, is Not About Homers

    Well even if the Village People were a bunch of flaming faggots, that doesn't mean True Christians can't co-opt their music for our own purposes. Why, right now I'm using the Internet, a computer, and the English language, none of which were invented by Baptist Republicans, but for the purpose of glorifying God and spreading His word. If a bunch of Studio 54 fags want to prance around high on MDMA and poppers singing "YMCA," that's gay as hell, but if a Christian uses it to further our divine mission, that's A-OK.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Trump's Theme Song, YMCA, is Not About Homers

      Thank you so much for setting the story straight on this, Mr. Mayor. Mr. Trump would never use a homer pick-up song as a theme song, which should be the first clue to anyone sincerely looking for the Truth. And if that Cowboy doesn't just embody the ruggedly masculine American Spirit, nothing does.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12697

        #4
        Re: Trump's Theme Song, YMCA, is Not About Homers

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Thank you so much for setting the story straight on this, Mr. Mayor. Mr. Trump would never use a homer pick-up song as a theme song, which should be the first clue to anyone sincerely looking for the Truth. And if that Cowboy doesn't just embody the ruggedly masculine American Spirit, nothing does.
        I can understand how the cowboy guy would make a girl's heart flutter.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10272

          #5
          Re: Trump's Theme Song, YMCA, is Not About Homers

          Such rousing music, almost Sousa-level inspiration. I had never heard of this ensemble but I can well understand how their masculine comradery inspires Mr. Trump. After a quick literature search using the methodology of Creation Science I was able to locate also other vocal performances of these proud boys. One of them is prophetic! Its name is "God West" and it is a clear message that it is time to abandon the socialist-ridden Washington DC and move the U.S. Capital to the Mid-West.
          (Together) we will go our way(Together) we will leave someday
          (Together) your hand in my hands
          (Together) we will make our plans
          (Together) we will fly so high
          (Together) tell all our friends goodbye
          And further on!
          I know you love me
          (I want you) how could I disagree?
          (So that's why) I make no protest
          (When you say) you will do the rest
          Go West. The people LOVE Mr. Trump. He does not protest himself, his followers will do the rest. Highly prophetic. From the West a mighty storm will rise and drive the red locusts to the Sargasso Sea.

          Exodus 10:19
          And the LORD turned a mighty strong west wind, which took away the locusts, and cast them into the Red sea; there remained not one locust in all the coasts of Egypt.

          There is also a streamed performance of this showing how communism is rampant in the East parts of the formerly great nation (to be made great again). Apparently, there's been some recycling of band members but even these guys show the unmistakable signs of True Masculinity™. Highly recommended, as expressed also by our Beloved Mayor. I urge yo to pay attention to the new colors of the Statue of Liberty: it's orange! Glory! The video also contains the early form of Sen. Josh Hawley's fist-bump. Glory!


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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