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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12300
    #1

    Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

    Tell me why a breakfast cereal company would promote sin. It makes no sense. This is the opportunity for Landover Baptist to show its impact on the market. We need to stop buying this and all other Kellogg cereals.

    Kellogg's LGBT-themed cereal allows kids to chose their pronouns | U.S. | The Christian Post

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11189
      #2
      Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

      Man, that is really sad. I could have sworn that I read about the guy who started the company, Colonel Kellogg, I think--was a dedicated health enthusiast. And he believed in moral, colorectal health above all else.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2376
          #3
          Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
          And he believed in moral, colorectal health above all else.
          How horribly, bitterly ironic then that his name will now be used to promote the utmost immorality and the violent destruction of colons and recta. This cereal is depraved. "Coming out" publicly in favor of sodomy, sickness, and sin is a brutal hate crime against all those who profess the Christian faith. How can I allow my wife to walk past this on the cereal aisle? She might have a panic attack, or worse, turn dyke! This article has me on the verge of hyperventilation right now. Damn Kelloggs!
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12300
              #4
              Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

              I have to confess I've always had suspicion about Kellogg's Tony the Tiger. When I see hips like his I think of homer preoccupation with fitness and the tight butts. Homerism at Kelloggs has been subtle until now.

              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Dennis Lukes
                  Innkeeper for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2018
                  • 2376
                  #5
                  Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I have to confess I've always had suspicion about Kellogg's Tony the Tiger. When I see hips like his I think of homer preoccupation with fitness and the tight butts. Homerism at Kelloggs has been subtle until now.
                  Indeed, Mayor Hold. Bless you for your constant vigilance as regards this issue. Tony Tiger's massive pecs and biceps clearly mark him out as a gay sex symbol. Would we tolerate a female cereal mascot flashing her breasts and legs to sell cereal? Of course not. So why is this furry faggot erotica allowed, and pushed on children? I'm sure that before long, here in Biden's and BLM's America, we'll be forced to witness Tony fully nude and stroking his tumescent shaft in order to show us how the flakes get frosted. Avert your eyes from this homer filth and find yourself immediately arrested for homophobia and hurting feelings. This isn't my America!
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • jonathanwright
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2021
                      • 27
                      #6
                      Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

                      I am so thankful that this brand has never touched my breakfast bowl as a kid. This bit of information makes me even more thankful my mother had sense enough not to buy this. My dad would have given her some lashes for her trouble.
                      Blessings,

                      Jonathan Wright

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                        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                          An old soul
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4825
                          #7
                          Re: Boycott Kellogg: Selling LGBT Breakfast Cereal

                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          ... furry faggot erotica .. fully nude ... stroking his tumescent shaft ... how the flakes get frosted
                          Sir, this is why I return to Landover for advice like this. That's the last time I put any of Tony's encrusted diarrhea shavings in my bowel.
                          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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