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    Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

    Good work, fellow Republicans. We are singlehandedly uncovering the extent of depraved trans p*rnography across America. Keep up the hard work! The map visualization below shows the popularity of the highest Transgender Porn related Google Searches**, broken down by Metro Area/County.

    **Search terms for the list ranking include only: “shemale”, “tranny”, “femboy”, and “ladyboy”

    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
    Tags: google, maps, red state, research, search engines, shemale threat, shemales, states, trannygeddon, trannys: satan's man traps
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    Re: Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Good work, fellow Republicans. We are singlehandedly uncovering the extent of depraved trans p*rnography across America. Keep up the hard work! The map visualization below shows the popularity of the highest Transgender Porn related Google Searches**, broken down by Metro Area/County.
    Search and destroy are the oldest battle plans ever. Successful armies have used them since the beginning of warfare.

    Republicans in Trump and Christian heavy locations have been searching out and destroying Satan's favorite porn sites and we must remain proud of them.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

      I am so thankful that there are good, Christian, Republican men who are willing to expose themselves to this "chicks with d!cks" porn so that the rest of us will not have to encounter it.

      I used to watch gay porn to document its various sins for use in pornography prosecutions. I had to stop because, after a while, I started having sinful thoughts such as "that negro gentleman has a large and beautiful penis." It's well known that the Devil uses attractive African-American male members to seduce heterosexual men into the depraved homosexual lifecycle. Thankfully, I resisted Satan's temptation and have remained 216% heterosexual, but I had to stop reporting on this disgusting material. So I understand just how hard it must be for these Christian gentlemen to watch transexual porn over and over again to protect the rest of us. They are true American heroes!
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        Re: Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

        Know your enemy. When you hear about trans people, it opens up a million questions. Obviously pornography can answer the question of what exactly these weirdos look like naked. We conservative Christians need to know all the information about them that we can. They won't tell us. They'll tell our children all about their anatomy of course, in secret with a secret curriculum that the school makes the students sign a nondisclosure agreement about so they can't tell us. Which brings us to Google, naturally. And when the first result for "nude trannies" or "shemale cock" or, I don't know, "t-girls bukkake sexy lesbian" brings you to PornHub instead of Wikipedia, well that just reflects on the Trans community (poorly), not on us. They're just so weird, you can't stop watching. And learning, of course, about the nature of sin. Yes I have several tabs in my browser right this very moment open to transgender pornography, all in the name of glorifying Jesus Christ.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          Re: Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

          I don't see how anyone can doubt the trans-porn army is trying to take this country. The only thing that stands in their path are Republicans. Republican men are on the battlefield and in the trenches keeping an eye on the enemy and what it is up to.

          This new data showing Republicans have their eye on what trans people are watching is good news for our country.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender P*rn

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            I don't see how anyone can doubt the trans-porn army is trying to take this country. The only thing that stands in their path are Republicans. Republican men are on the battlefield and in the trenches keeping an eye on the enemy and what it is up to.

            This new data showing Republicans have their eye on what trans people are watching is good news for our country.
            Hoo-Raa! Mr. Mayor. By my estimates, based on number of hours of Fox News coverage, we outnumber them 2:1 so at least we can fall back on brutal hand-to-hand, man-to-man, ass-to-mouth combat, and come out on top.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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