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  • sinnersbedamned
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    • Sep 2008
    • 106

    #1

    Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

    The book of god tells us that homo is wrong. But what is the appropriate punishment for violation?
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    Allow to continue in sin, but charge twice standard tithe rate through automatic payroll deduction
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    Burn at the stake/Stoning (in a legitimate, legal framework)
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    Poke them with the stake, or maybe not because they would like that too much
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    Quarantine on antarctica, and use as subjects for pharmaceutical and other testing
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    Deport them to SinFrancrisco.
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    Make them go Moose hunting with Sarah Palin.
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  • Off Base
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    • Sep 2008
    • 116

    #2
    Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

    Originally posted by sinnersbedamned
    The book of god tells us that homo is wrong. But what is the appropriate punishment for violation?
    Well, I don't think homosexuality deserves punishment, but if I did, I think listening to one of the sermons from LBC would be a fate worse than death.
    Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • sinnersbedamned
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      • Sep 2008
      • 106

      #3
      Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

      Originally posted by Off Base View Post
      Well, I don't think homosexuality deserves punishment, but if I did, I think listening to one of the sermons from LBC would be a fate worse than death.

      You are hereby under suspicion.

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      • Off Base
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        • Sep 2008
        • 116

        #4
        Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

        Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
        You are hereby under suspicion.
        Someone here is a little slow on the uptake.

        I think I'm a little more than just "suspected" of thinking LBC is full of crap.

        If anyone has any doubts, I'll be blunt: You people are idiots. Complete and total idiots. You are the worst examples of what can happen to people with religious fundamentalism.
        Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • sinnersbedamned
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          • Sep 2008
          • 106

          #5
          Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

          Originally posted by Off Base View Post
          Someone here is a little slow on the uptake.

          I think I'm a little more than just "suspected" of thinking LBC is full of crap.

          If anyone has any doubts, I'll be blunt: You people are idiots. Complete and total idiots. You are the worst examples of what can happen to people with religious fundamentalism.

          How dare you insult us. How can a person like you even expect to be taken seriously?

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

            Originally posted by Off Base View Post
            I think I'm a little more than just "suspected" of thinking LBC is full of crap.

            If anyone has any doubts, I'll be blunt: You people are idiots. Complete and total idiots. You are the worst examples of what can happen to people with religious fundamentalism.
            We follow the Holy Bible written by Jesus Himself. Why does that anger you soo much??
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

              I apologize for adding a couple of options, but I have always liked the idea of a concentration camp and since SinFrancisco is a lost cause (and because its foggy) why not make it there.

              Also, since Sarah Palin has experience with a retarted son, it seems she might have a good chance of converting a mentally ill homosexual. I'll bet gutting a Moose would help butch up the nelliest homer.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Judy Hinter
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I apologize for adding a couple of options, but I have always liked the idea of a concentration camp and since SinFrancisco is a lost cause (and because its foggy) why not make it there.

                Also, since Sarah Palin has experience with a retarted son, it seems she might have a good chance of converting a mentally ill homosexual. I'll bet gutting a Moose would help butch up the nelliest homer.
                You should allow people to be who they want to be. They will get there punish in due time...

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                  The Holy Bible tells us that God wants sodomites stoned to death. His wish is my command, and if the rest of you had any smarts you'd do likewise. Because you do not want to be on God's bad side. No you don't.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    I'll bet gutting a Moose would help butch up the nelliest homer.
                    With all due respect, Mother Glynndie, that might just confirm the homeresses in their flannel-wearing, Subaru-driving, carpet-cleaning ways.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The Holy Bible tells us that God wants sodomites stoned to death. His wish is my command, and if the rest of you had any smarts you'd do likewise. Because you do not want to be on God's bad side. No you don't.
                    Preach it, Pastor! I can hardly wait until Jesus, acting through the Godly Republican Party, completes the task of replacing the heathenish U.S. Constitution with God's law, so we can stone to death everyone whom God wants stoned to death.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                      Originally posted by Judy Hinter View Post
                      You should allow people to be who they want to be. They will get there punish in due time...
                      Book, chapter, and verse, please.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Brother J.H.
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 291

                        #12
                        Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Book, chapter, and verse, please.

                        It's these damned liberal Christians, who believe we should love homos anyway. They get their information from Satan's Bible, NIV, not God's.
                        http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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                        • Gadget
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                          Originally posted by sinnersbedamned
                          The book of god tells us that homo is wrong. But what is the appropriate punishment for violation?
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                          None of us are worthy to decide a punishment for someone else's fate ..NO ONE IS!! NOT ONE SOUL HERE AT THIS TIME!!! Only GOD is, ... He says it is wrong!

                          BUT HE DOES NOT SAY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! GO RE-READ YOU'RE BIBLE IF YOU HAVE ONE!!!

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                          • Matthew Gabriel
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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #14
                            Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                            Does it not say to stone people in the bible? I would say that is an action God told us to take. I don't think I will stone someone ever, but it indeed does say it in the bible.

                            This may not be completely relevant to homosexuals but does give example of action:

                            "But if ... evidences of virginity are not found for the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones..." (Deuteronomy 22:20,21)
                            We do not allow this space to be used for the dissemination of atheistic nazi propaganda. KJV Scripture is more appropriate. --Admin

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                            • Gadget
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Appropriate Punishment For Homos?

                              Originally posted by Matthew Gabriel View Post
                              Does it not say to stone people in the bible? I would say that is an action God told us to take. I don't think I will stone someone ever, but it indeed does say it in the bible.

                              This may not be completely relevant to homosexuals but does give example of action:

                              "But if ... evidences of virginity are not found for the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones..." (Deuteronomy 22:20,21)

                              Yes, I recall this now...It has been over a decade since I have read the bible...sorry, but then if we are to cause punishment then this may be pthe ONLY one plausible!

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