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  • Juliette
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 705

    #46
    Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If you're making an effort to look at other men's undies, you're gay. You might as well come out of the closet. We all know what you're doing on your knees and it isn't praying.
    Well, some homers in this part of of the world make it quite impossible NOT to look at their undies.



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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2026
      • 15118

      #47
      Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

      No doubt there'll be some Cameltoe's too.

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      Sister Talitha

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      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #48
        Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        No doubt there'll be some Cameltoe's too.
        Bi-cycle racers make me sick! All those Queeropeans in their skin tight outfits disgust me! They are about as straight as Lombard Street!
        Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 11-13-2008, 02:41 AM.
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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #49
          Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          I haven't seen the kind of hatred for Christianity you harbor in a long, long time. Why do you have to turn everything innocent into something perverted?

          Peeking at men's underwear does not make me gay! It makes me a compassionate Christian who happens to care about the eternal happiness of the unsaved!

          It is no more perverted than Brother Hatchet's Neighborhood Sin Inspection™.

          You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #50
            Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

            Originally posted by Juliette View Post
            Well, some homers in this part of of the world make it quite impossible NOT to look at their undies.

            That's a fashion trend I"ll never understand - I've seen some pants sagged so low that the wearer had difficulty walking. But that doesn't make them gay - just badly dressed.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #51
              Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Mantyhose!

              Silly faggits. They look like those prancing Ballerina homers in tights.

              If I were a guy I saw some homer in these I'd punch him in the face and then laugh hysterically at him.

              http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...007192,00.html
              Hmm, there's a couple of guys at work I know who might be interested...I wonder if they plan on a retail line?

              What does it matter to you what they wear? If they're oh so damned anyway, then by your own reasoning a pair of nice tights isn't going to make them any more or less damned. Unless you believe in being 'double damned'
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #52
                Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                If you want to know what sodomites think about fashion, and get to know just how hellbound they truly are, take a look at this little queerboy. I'm not sure what it's saying, but you can see the demon in it's eyes.

                WARNING: The following video contains a known sodomite.

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #53
                  Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                  Hey, guy knows what he's talking about. I'd wager that every guy at landover could benefit from William's fashion advice. Zeke. Bobby Joe.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • ExGay Alex
                    Helping boys become upright model citizens
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 1295

                    #54
                    Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    That's a fashion trend I"ll never understand - I've seen some pants sagged so low that the wearer had difficulty walking. But that doesn't make them gay - just badly dressed.
                    OIC, your comments are a little racist. I realize you are not Christian, but nonetheless try to show a little more tolerance and kindness to minorities when posting on our forum.
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #55
                      Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                      You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.
                      One would have to go a lot to be nearly as perverted as a certain skyclad-dancing witch whom we know.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #56
                        Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                        Originally posted by Alex the Russian View Post
                        OIC, your comments are a little racist. I realize you are not Christian, but nonetheless try to show a little more tolerance and kindness to minorities when posting on our forum.

                        My comments are not racist - in Baton Rouge, I see guys of all races wearing sagged pants, and it looks equally ridiculous on all of them.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #57
                          Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          If you want to know what sodomites think about fashion, and get to know just how hellbound they truly are, take a look at this little queerboy. I'm not sure what it's saying, but you can see the demon in it's eyes.

                          WARNING: The following video contains a known sodomite.

                          I hope I didn't get the AIDS from watching that. I think I'll go take another shower.
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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #58
                            Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                            You have really got the hots for OMH Crotch. He has told you repeatedly he does not dance.

                            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • Juliette
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 705

                              #59
                              Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                              In here



                              you see proof of a homer in a *specific* queerdress, babbling some unGodly language AND mocking baby Jesus.

                              Be careful, not for sensitive souls.


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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #60
                                Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now

                                That guy needs some serious help, not to mention being locked up in a prayer closet for a few weeks.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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